Tips for single men

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You can send yourself a message, read it, and it will never be mark as read unless you delete it.

Boom... never an empty inbox.

By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

That's hardly a new thing: I've been doing this to myself for years. 😉

By *enk15Man over a year ago

Evesham

I’d rather skip straight to the shagging myself.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Might do this. My inbox is about as busy as a drag queen in the Vatican.

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And another great tip: if you can't get a woman or a couple on here for a shag. You can always use your hand for a wank.

By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

🤣🤣 or one of those pretend vaginas

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"🤣🤣 or one of those pretend vaginas "

Ermm... she has a name godammit!

By *ittlebirdWoman over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You can send yourself a message, read it, and it will never be mark as read unless you delete it.

Boom... never an empty inbox.

Have you replied to yourself from the forum yet OP? It’s the definition of fun 🤣

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"🤣🤣 or one of those pretend vaginas "

We know it's not a vagina pretending. We're comfortable just referring to them as car exhausts. We know what we are.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You can send yourself a message, read it, and it will never be mark as read unless you delete it.

Boom... never an empty inbox.

Have you replied to yourself from the forum yet OP? It’s the definition of fun 🤣"

It's the only way I'm assured a decent conversation sometimes.