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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago

Tofu and dildos have in common?

There both meat substitutes

By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

Dildos taste awful in a pad thai though, so not always the best substitute.

By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago

"Dildos taste awful in a pad thai though"

Not if the dildo is made of tofu.

Or chicken.

By *enk15Man 33 weeks ago

Evesham

What do dildos and Steven Seagal’s stunt double have in common?

They’re both dick substitutes.