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What would you like to do to the person above?- Round 17
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"Do tell  "
Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private  |
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"Do tell
Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private "
Oh cricky… the Mrs is very attractive, would the mr like to watch…? |
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"Do tell
Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private
Oh cricky… the Mrs is very attractive, would the mr like to watch…? "
He does enjoy watching, but I'd also want him to join in at some point |
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"Do tell
Very much love to take her out for some drinks and hopefully some flirting fun, then if we all clicked back to our hotel, but the rest would stay private
Oh cricky… the Mrs is very attractive, would the mr like to watch…?
He does enjoy watching, but I'd also want him to join in at some point "
A good MFM threesome |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Buy him a pint… get him pissed then steel his friends list!!😂😂 |
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"Take him clubbing (nightclub)"
Ask her to come and deliver our xmas presents in her xmas outfit |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Take him clubbing (nightclub)"
the eyes had me straight off 😉
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"Throw him a Hi 5"
Didn't know I'd had a sex change  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Chest day 🏋♂️ |
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"Throw him a Hi 5
Didn't know I'd had a sex change "
Haha friendly fire incident, go to my room for a personal apology |
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"Throw him a Hi 5
Didn't know I'd had a sex change
Haha friendly fire incident, go to my room for a personal apology "
On my way  |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Chest day 🏋♂️"
o god no!! Sounds like to much huffin and puffin!😂
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"Chest day 🏋♂️o god no!! Sounds like to much huffin and puffin!😂"
Go on a bike ride |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Love to watch this couple |
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Open and run a cafe in a garden centre |
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"Long Island Ice Tea. 🧋"
Share cocktails with |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Go to one of the Ambassadors parties |
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By *M60Couple 29 weeks ago
Central Scotland |
Discuss brands of boxers. |
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"Discuss brands of boxers."
Ask if he’d like to share the Mrs… |
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Show him which way around you put on a hoodie |
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Buy him a gift set of his favourite cologne. |
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By *heelerMan 29 weeks ago
Northants |
"Discuss brands of boxers.
Ask if he’d like to share the Mrs… "
Join him with the other guys mrs |
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"Buy him a gift set of his favourite cologne."
Accept the gift with a warm hug and pat on the back saying “no one has ever bought me anything so nice before, thank you!!” |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Go on a bike ride |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Have a sparring session |
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"Have a sparring session "
Use him as a wingman to pull some hotties  |
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"Have a sparring session
Use him as a wingman to pull some hotties "
Pull his plonker to see if it twangs |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Submit fully "
Just enjoy over and over |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Ask him why he removed his last post🤔 |
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"Have a pint with him"
I know a cracking owl sanctuary.... could go there |
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Take to a well established and quaint library and go up to the librarian who is hopefully a bespectacled gentleman, or madam and say...
"Do you have a book on etiquette you cunt"
Just to see their face. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Get him some better decorations lol |
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"Buy them a Búll."
Ask him ⬆️ to get me a return to Sussex please |
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"Take to a well established and quaint library and go up to the librarian who is hopefully a bespectacled gentleman, or madam and say...
"Do you have a book on etiquette you cunt"
Definitely down for that
Just to see their face."
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"Take to a well established and quaint library and go up to the librarian who is hopefully a bespectacled gentleman, or madam and say...
"Do you have a book on etiquette you cunt"
Definitely down for that
Just to see their face."
Join the library shenanigans because that’s right up my street |
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Treat her to bottomless Cake and Prosecco |
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"Take to a well established and quaint library and go up to the librarian who is hopefully a bespectacled gentleman, or madam and say...
"Do you have a book on etiquette you cunt"
Definitely down for that
Just to see their face.
Join the library shenanigans because that’s right up my street "
Go for a drink in a cosy pub, cwtchs in front of the fire, kissing and then... |
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I think we'd excitedly unwrap the tinsel and the Christmas bows off you 🎅 |
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"Be crime fighting vigilantes "
Create Justice league with Wonder Woman. |
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See how dirty Kitten really is |
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"See how dirty Kitten really is "
Decorate like a Christmas tree |
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Put presents under Christmas tree. |
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"Put presents under Christmas tree."
Sneak off for mince pies |
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Leave a mince pie and brandy for Santa |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Drink and a snog x"
Wine and dine them |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Listened to him play bass last time so guess we are off to the gym |
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By *EAT..85Woman 29 weeks ago
Nottingham |
"Listened to him play bass last time so guess we are off to the gym"
Ear his Terry's mint chocolate |
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"Listened to him play bass last time so guess we are off to the gym
Ear his Terry's mint chocolate "
Jingle her bells |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Have a good game of table tennis or time crisis |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Go the gym and try to get abs |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Chest day 🏋♂️ |
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"Chest day 🏋♂️
Xmas pint?"
I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon…. |
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"Chest day 🏋♂️
Xmas pint?
I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon…. "
As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly. |
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"Chest day 🏋♂️
Xmas pint?
I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon….
As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly."
Have him decorate my xmas tree |
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"Chest day 🏋♂️
Xmas pint?
I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon….
As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly.
Have him decorate my xmas tree "
Bring my baubels and stepladder (he's not my real ladder) |
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"Chest day 🏋♂️
Xmas pint?
I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon….
As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly.
Have him decorate my xmas tree
Bring my baubels and stepladder (he's not my real ladder)"
Listen to more of those jokes, tbh. |
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"Chest day 🏋♂️
Xmas pint?
I’ll tickle his bumhole with a piece of bacon….
As a straight man to a straight man I would flick his conkerberries with holly.
Have him decorate my xmas tree
Bring my baubels and stepladder (he's not my real ladder)
Listen to more of those jokes, tbh. "
Wake him up from a hypn0tism, in the middle of Primark on a Saturday afternoon whip off that Santa hat and run away |
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Nuzzle his left nipple with my nose 👃 |
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"Nuzzle his left nipple with my nose 👃 "
Chuck a bottle of hard liquor and chat complete and absolute shite 🤣 |
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"Help with her baubles "
Sit down with him, set the scene. No distractions. Get some lovely Vangelis on, perhaps a nice sophisticated drink, some finger nibbles. Maybe a gentle shoulder rub from a professional sports masseuse as I ask him why in his
4 June 24 pic that he isn't holding his penis. Whereas in the others he is supporting its mass.
My mind just wonders at shit like this. |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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My mind just wonders at shit like this."
Engage in a quest to defeat the Warlock of Firetop Mountain |
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My mind just wonders at shit like this.
Engage in a quest to defeat the Warlock of Firetop Mountain "
Hahaha I had that fucking book at school with the flick page dice 😂
That has taken me back somewhat. It was the closest I ever got to D&D.
So I would share the book experience with you ⬆️ for old times sake |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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My mind just wonders at shit like this.
Engage in a quest to defeat the Warlock of Firetop Mountain
Hahaha I had that fucking book at school with the flick page dice 😂
That has taken me back somewhat. It was the closest I ever got to D&D.
So I would share the book experience with you ⬆️ for old times sake"
I wasn't talking about doing the book, I was suggesting we crack on and try to take him out |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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I'd have to give them a squeeze 🤣🤣 |
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"I'd have to give them a squeeze 🤣🤣"
Do a David Bowie on his balls. (Reference Labyrinth) |
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An 80's movie marathon with PLENTY of popcorn, nibbles and spooning! |
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Ping her suspender hold ups then run away giggling |
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"Give him the sun cream"
Check he’s suitably hydrated 👀 |
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"Give him the sun cream
Check he’s suitably hydrated 👀 "
Go to a municipal pool and take it in turns to break all the rules of the pool. I'll start with running, you start bombing, see if we get to petting. |
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"Give him the sun cream
Check he’s suitably hydrated 👀
Go to a municipal pool and take it in turns to break all the rules of the pool. I'll start with running, you start bombing, see if we get to petting."
I will tickle his bumhole with a fried sausage (dipped in ketchup firstly) 😜 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Like to buy him some socks to keep his feet warm |
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By *inkShyWoman 29 weeks ago
near Windsor |
Steal his Terry's chocolate mint balls |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Love to show you the soles of your feet in my car wing mirrors. 😈 |
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Suck his cock while it still tastes of the lady above |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Tie him up and wax him. xxx"
Assist with the waxing |
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"Tie him up and wax him. xxx
Assist with the waxing "
Give her a solid helping hand or two with her workout  |
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"Tie him up and wax him. xxx
Assist with the waxing
Give her a solid helping hand or two with her workout "
Deep throat him |
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"Good hard face fuck "
Replace my baubles with his ball balls |
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"Good hard face fuck
Replace my baubles with his ball balls "
Twang them baubles |
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By *_qattMan 29 weeks ago
holiday in express leigh |
Tag team the mrs |
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By *aizyWoman 29 weeks ago
west midlands |
Have a rummage in his sporran. |
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By *vaRoseWoman 29 weeks ago
Ankh-Morpork |
Have a feel under the kilt |
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By *_qattMan 29 weeks ago
holiday in express leigh |
"Have a rummage in his sporran."
It’s empty, a safe place to easily locate your underwear the following morning. |
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"try his kilt on "
Attend a smart casual meeting where you have to wear jeans and a shirt with a brown belt… I’d feel really out of place. |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Show him how to
Use a razor |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Have him lay on his back and have a friend ride him as she sucks me off |
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See if I can summons a genie too |
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"See if I can summons a genie too "
Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do.
I'm not eating broad beans though. |
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"See if I can summons a genie too
Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do.
I'm not eating broad beans though."
Dunk his head under the water and sit on it |
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"See if I can summons a genie too
Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do.
I'm not eating broad beans though.
Dunk his head under the water and sit on it "
Have ms blues dunk my head underwater and sit on it |
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"See if I can summons a genie too
Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do.
I'm not eating broad beans though.
Dunk his head under the water and sit on it
Have ms blues dunk my head underwater and sit on it "
Scuba diving. The conventional sense… |
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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"See if I can summons a genie too
Anything she wanted, didn't want, and wants me to do.
I'm not eating broad beans though.
Dunk his head under the water and sit on it
Have ms blues dunk my head underwater and sit on it
Scuba diving. The conventional sense… "
Remove the santa hat make sure he's clean under it |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 29 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
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Remove the santa hat make sure he's clean under it "
Engage in conversation and see how many quotes I can work in from When the Boat Comes In, Auf Weidersehn Pet and Spender before she tells me to sling my hook |
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By *avexxMan 29 weeks ago
cheshire |
play the bongos on them boobies |
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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"A crafty craft bêêr. 🍺"
Now what wouldn't I do with you... hmmmm I'd never leave you alone |
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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
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Remove the santa hat make sure he's clean under it
Engage in conversation and see how many quotes I can work in from When the Boat Comes In, Auf Weidersehn Pet and Spender before she tells me to sling my hook "
Quite a lot as I've never watched them haha  |
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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"I'm too shy to say"
Oh do tell, you can't keep me in suspenders.... well |
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"Come over your tits"
go for a pint
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
I'd need afterwards... We could all go together |
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"I'd need afterwards... We could all go together "
a full session
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
Scared of paying for the drink |
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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Scared of paying for the drink"
I'll pay for the drinks |
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"Scared of paying for the drink
I'll pay for the drinks"
I'll join in |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Join them in a round🍻 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Join them in a round🍻"
Play twister |
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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Join them in a round🍻"
Can we play strip poker.... |
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"Join them in a round🍻
Can we play strip poker...."
definitely |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
I'm so d*unk I'm confused.... Spin the bottle any one |
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"I'm so d*unk I'm confused.... Spin the bottle any one"
Get some water in you man! And a slice of bread. |
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"I'm so d*unk I'm confused.... Spin the bottle any one
Get some water in you man! And a slice of bread. "
I have a king list of things I’d like to do with the lovely lady above |
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Ah there's no point...jaffa cake? |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
I'm on bread and water.... What did I do |
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By *EAT..85Woman 29 weeks ago
Nottingham |
Eat his pineapple! My favourite fruit! |
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By *tr8MrEMan 29 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Eat his pineapple! My favourite fruit! "
I possibly couldn't offer a clean thought |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
Hold on..hold on.. Let's go back to the pineapple... |
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"Buy a pint "
pints of Guinness us Irish have no restrictions this Christmas
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Buy a pint
Fondle his bum"
Watch her play with her toys |
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By *tr8MrEMan 29 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
Buy him trousers |
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"Buy a pint
Fondle his bum"
Ooooo what would'nt I do . |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
OK... The man mentioned Guinness..... Everything is out the window while the pint is enjoyed..... |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
Gun..... Opps.... What's happening here.... I'd better sober up |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
Alls good here back to your drinks |
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"Alls good here back to your drinks"
Great pineapple!! |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
Apparently it's taste good |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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Highly recommended with a cocktail or two |
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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago
newcastle upon tyne |
"Apparently it's taste good"
Just not on pizza |
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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago
East cork |
A bunch of alcoholics on here |
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By *tr8MrEMan 29 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Apparently it's taste good
Just not on pizza"
Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 |
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"Apparently it's taste good
Just not on pizza
Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣"
pints |
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By *tr8MrEMan 29 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Apparently it's taste good
Just not on pizza
Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints "
I'm tee total |
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"Apparently it's taste good
Just not on pizza
Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints "
Kiss that big belly |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Apparently it's taste good
Just not on pizza
Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints
Kiss that big belly"
Beer pong & cheeky game of twister 😉 |
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By *tr8MrEMan 29 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
"Apparently it's taste good
Just not on pizza
Perfectly shaped to play cock hula hoop with 🤣🤣 pints
Kiss that big belly"
Rules me out then 🤣🤣 |
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Get him to do a few jobs around the house |
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