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By *aitonel OP Man over a year ago

Liverpool

We all know these famous quotes and sayings. Some of them inspirational, some of them badass and some just senseless.

So I want to see your quotes but change something simple enough for it to mis quoted.

"Never bite the hand that fingers you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The jizz isn't worth the squeeze

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By *enk15Man over a year ago

Evesham

Birds of a feather fuck together.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never look a gift fuck in the mouth.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

What comes around goes around your face/boobies

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By *ellhungvweMan over a year ago

Cheltenham

Orgasms speak louder than words

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

taking notes here...

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Half a dozen of one and seven of another

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By *ixie888Woman over a year ago

in the cold, cold night

Your eyes are bigger than your cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A boob in the hand is worth two in the bra

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By *lynJMan over a year ago

Morden

A bird in the hand is worth 2 with a bush. 🐦‍⬛🐦🦢

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By *dmundwilsonMan over a year ago

Llandudno

Give me an inch and I’ll take you from behind.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Meddle not in the affairs of wizards; for you are crunchy, and go well with ketchup.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Eyes deeper than your throat.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Too many cocks spoil the brothel

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan over a year ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Red undies at night, swingers delight

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By *acd03Man over a year ago

Naughtyville

taking notes here...

Chuckles quietly to himself

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By *ittle_ray_of_sunshineWoman over a year ago

Holywell

"We all know these famous quotes and sayings. Some of them inspirational, some of them badass and some just senseless.

So I want to see your quotes but change something simple enough for it to mis quoted.

"Never bite the hand that fingers you" "

"Live, laugh, love"

"Home is where the heart is"

"Home, where you treat your family as friends and your friends like family"

If only us women ever spoke the truth!

"Scream, command, cry"

"Home is where the resentment is"

"Home, where you treat your family like the annoying people that they are and your friends like two-faced morons"

😂😂😂

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Never fuck a gift horse in the mouth

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By *dmundwilsonMan over a year ago

Llandudno

You can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it wank

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By *icky KMan over a year ago

Uranus, The Squelchy Way, St Leonards

A horse! A horse! My condom fits a horse!

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not go soft

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

A fanny for your thoughts 🤔

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By *he AmbassadorMan over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A good for for Fab.

No point looking if you don't get caught.

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

Fortune favours the bald

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

All work and no play makes Jack a horny boy

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By *he Silver FuxMan over a year ago

Utero

Cum is thicker than water

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By *r_Mrs.DSCouple over a year ago

Anglesey

Sometimes the right cock is not the easiest one.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

That which does not kill us makes us hornier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The penis is mightier than the sword

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