Rich man tells a poor man “I bought my wife a diamond ring and a Mercedes for Christmas. If she doesn’t like the ring, she can return it in the Merc and still be happy”

Poor man says “I bought my wife some slippers and a dildo. If she doesn’t like the slippers she can go fuck herself”

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 31 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

When I was a kid I remember lying in bed waiting for Santa to come.

Then there was that awkward silence as he got dressed and left.

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By *rmrsp999Couple 31 weeks ago

glasowish

My kids have been in my ear about going to a pantomime this Christmas, so I found tickets for the best one in town

Tottenham v Wolves on December 29th

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By *antricSeeker60Man 31 weeks ago

Durham

Why did the couple take their Christmas tree to their tantric session?

Because they heard it was the best way to "get in touch" with their "inner peace" and "light up" their connection! 🎄✨

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 31 weeks ago

Willenhall

A Santa at NASA won this year's International Palindrome Award.

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By *rthur30Man 31 weeks ago

Warrington

"A Santa at NASA won this year's International Palindrome Award."

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By *arakiss12TV/TS 31 weeks ago

Bedfuck

What did hip hop Santa say to his wife when he got home.

YO Hoe Hoe

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By *ildbillkidMan 31 weeks ago

where the road goes on forever

A Russian named Rudolph, was arguing with his wife about the weather, she said he wouldn't know if it was raining or snowing, he said ,"Rudolph the red knows rain dear"

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