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What would you leave out for Santa...
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"An invitation that reads “Alright Santa, what’s occurring? When you get off your shift grab Mrs Clause and come over for a threesum. S” " Lol | |||
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"Hard hostage to keep... His value would go down on the 26th" 😂😂 True; I probably need to really rethink my nefarious plans 🙁 | |||
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"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!" You take that back!! | |||
"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!" Got more chance of attracting mice | |||
"Ummm "🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents! | |||
"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!!" 🥺 | |||
"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!! You take that back!!" Nope | |||
"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!! Got more chance of attracting mice "Nope, have cat, so not offended  | |||
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"Ummm
🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents! " | |||
"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!! Got more chance of attracting mice
Nope, have cat, so not offended "I meant by leaving something out pal 😂🤣 | |||
"Fuck all...why, because he isn't real!! 🥺" don't worry his real... I've seen him during Guinness | |||
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"Ummm
🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents!
"So your saying he'd have to deliver all his presents before "Midnight" 🤣🤣 | |||
"Ummm
🤣🤣🤣 We'll ask him to visit you last so the rest of us get our presents!
So your saying he'd have to deliver all his presents before "Midnight" 🤣🤣"😂😂😂 | |||
"It's Santa! Surely all he needs is a mince pie and glass of milk??? Dare I ask what YOU are leaving out for him? " A precariously placed stuffing, cranberry and turkey cob by a rope and pulley system to capture that elusive son of a gun and put him to work, see how he likes it. | |||
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