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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫"
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭 |
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭"
Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine |
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭"
What was it like Effy? Was it truly horrible? Have you decided not to visit Christmas next year? |
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭
Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine"
How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!  |
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭
Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine
How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?! "
Well this year I'm using cutlery 🤣🤣. I think you should make hats from the paper they use to pack Amazon stuff. You could draw hilarious pictures on them and make grandma eat her dinner with a giant cock and balls on her hat innocently believing it's a Christmas bauble. 🫡 |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭
What was it like Effy? Was it truly horrible? Have you decided not to visit Christmas next year?"
Oh it wasn’t that bad. I’m just laying in the foetal position for a while until the heart palpitations die down. |
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭
Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine
How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!
Well this year I'm using cutlery 🤣🤣. I think you should make hats from the paper they use to pack Amazon stuff. You could draw hilarious pictures on them and make grandma eat her dinner with a giant cock and balls on her hat innocently believing it's a Christmas bauble. 🫡"
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭
Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine
How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!
Well this year I'm using cutlery 🤣🤣. I think you should make hats from the paper they use to pack Amazon stuff. You could draw hilarious pictures on them and make grandma eat her dinner with a giant cock and balls on her hat innocently believing it's a Christmas bauble. 🫡"
Walked right into that one  |
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A few food bits after Tesco got on my nerves mid-shop.
A gift voucher for a restaurant that I should have picked up a week ago.
Invariably something that the kids don’t need, but I’ll feel like I should get anyway.
A date for a party on Jan 3rd. |
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"Fuck! you just reminded me I forgot to pick up crackers from the shop earlier 😫😫😫
Same!! I just unpacked all the shopping and realised. I’m not going back out there😭
Just shout bang, throw a tiny plastic toy on the floor and tell a corny joke. It'll be fine
How will I eat my dinner without my paper hat?!
Well this year I'm using cutlery 🤣🤣. I think you should make hats from the paper they use to pack Amazon stuff. You could draw hilarious pictures on them and make grandma eat her dinner with a giant cock and balls on her hat innocently believing it's a Christmas bauble. 🫡"
Oh that did make me laugh |
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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago
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"from t’shops like?
Presents?
Food?
Booze?
Inflatable girlfriend?"
Wrapping paper for the mad wrapping session on Sunday and then a food shop on Monday...
Surprised how organised I am this year.  |
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"I’m going nowhere near any shops so if someone would be kind enough to pick me up a bag of kitty litter. That’d be awfully good of you. "
John I reckon I can save you a trip. Use the Christmas holidays to practice big boy wees. It’s tough at first but you’ll thank me when you’ve sussed it. |
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