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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds

It’s happy hour! What you drinking?

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Large single malt straight thanks

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Double rum and please

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By *erry bull1Man 29 weeks ago

doncaster

Lambs navy rum and with a slice of lemon please xx

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Large single malt straight thanks"

An excellent choice sir

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Carrot juice

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Double rum and please"

We’re all out of please but here’s your double rum!

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago


"Double rum and please

We’re all out of please but here’s your double rum! "

many thanks

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Tea.

I'm still working.

😄

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 29 weeks ago

Swansea

White Russian please, thanks

Mrs

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By *reeneggsandsamMan 29 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Oooo, I'm still a little fragile from last night, make it a bloody Mary. Cheers.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 29 weeks ago

North West


"White Russian please, thanks

Mrs"

I wonder if there is an opposite called a White Ukrainian 🤔

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Lambs navy rum and with a slice of lemon please xx"

Rum is popular this evening! We also have freshly sliced lemons straight from Costa del Aldi!

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 29 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Pink lemonade Au vod, Fanta lemo. Ice and a straw, please.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Carrot juice"

Smart man! Avoid the beer googles and see in the dark!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Tea.

I'm still working.

😄"

Yorkshire tea. Splash of milk. With a chocolate hobnob because it’s Xmas!

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By *obilebottomMan 29 weeks ago

All over

Coconut water please, thank you.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"White Russian please, thanks

Mrs"

Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight.

This one’s on the house.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Oooo, I'm still a little fragile from last night, make it a bloody Mary. Cheers. "

Ah the old hangover of doom. Let me make you a Red eye! Enjoy.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"White Russian please, thanks

Mrs

I wonder if there is an opposite called a White Ukrainian 🤔 "

We do serve these but we make them with the tears of Usyk.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan 29 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"Oooo, I'm still a little fragile from last night, make it a bloody Mary. Cheers.

Ah the old hangover of doom. Let me make you a Red eye! Enjoy. "

Cheers bud, who's in? Been busy? What's the gossip?

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago


"Carrot juice

Smart man! Avoid the beer googles and see in the dark! "

Can't help it I'm a fucking rabbit

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Pink lemonade Au vod, Fanta lemo. Ice and a straw, please. "

Of course madam. Excellent choice. I’ve also given you a little umbrella.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

May I bother you for whatever cocktail you would like to make

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Coconut water please, thank you. "

It’s crazy busy in here tonight sir. I have a coconut to give you but you’ll need to crack it yourself!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 29 weeks ago

Swansea


"White Russian please, thanks

Mrs

I wonder if there is an opposite called a White Ukrainian 🤔 "

I would try it if you do too.

Mrs

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 29 weeks ago

Swansea


"White Russian please, thanks

Mrs

Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight.

This one’s on the house. "

Thank you. I don't plan on mixing or having too many, so just this one and then I'll move on to an espresso martini.

Mrs

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Oooo, I'm still a little fragile from last night, make it a bloody Mary. Cheers.

Ah the old hangover of doom. Let me make you a Red eye! Enjoy.

Cheers bud, who's in? Been busy? What's the gossip? "

It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar!

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By *obilebottomMan 29 weeks ago

All over


"Coconut water please, thank you.

It’s crazy busy in here tonight sir. I have a coconut to give you but you’ll need to crack it yourself! "

There is first time for everything I suppose.

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By *aughtycouple1008Couple 29 weeks ago

west london

Dark rum and please and a packet of scratchings

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"May I bother you for whatever cocktail you would like to make"

You could never be a bother madam. House special Mojito coming up!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"White Russian please, thanks

Mrs

Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight.

This one’s on the house.

Thank you. I don't plan on mixing or having too many, so just this one and then I'll move on to an espresso martini.

Mrs "

Espresso martini coming up!

The Viking looking gentleman at the end of the bar has also just ordered your table a round of flaming sambucas. Enjoy!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Dark rum and please and a packet of scratchings "

Of course! We have lambs navy rum and the scratchings are made with real pieces of scratch so you know they’re good! Enjoy!

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 29 weeks ago

Swansea


"White Russian please, thanks

Mrs

Milk in an alcoholic beverage is a brave choice! I never serve White Russians after midnight.

This one’s on the house.

Thank you. I don't plan on mixing or having too many, so just this one and then I'll move on to an espresso martini.

Mrs

Espresso martini coming up!

The Viking looking gentleman at the end of the bar has also just ordered your table a round of flaming sambucas. Enjoy! "

Oh good lord how generous, I am very grateful to him.... but maybe not so grateful in the morning

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By *reeneggsandsamMan 29 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"

It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar! "

Am I in the right place?

I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getting eaten on the bar, full sex on the pool table and the strippers pole deserves a medal?

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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne

May I have a southern comfort please

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago


"May I bother you for whatever cocktail you would like to make

You could never be a bother madam. House special Mojito coming up!

"

Thankyou kind Sir...Cheers

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"

It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar!

Am I in the right place?

I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getting eaten on the bar, full sex on the pool table and the strippers pole deserves a medal? "

Listen pal. I don’t know what you’ve heard but this is a respectful establishment. We

Have none of that funny business around here. We serve drinks, bar snacks and have a live band coming on at 8.

Unless Susan from corporate agrees to a lock in then all bets are off!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"May I have a southern comfort please"

Of course madam. One SoCo coming up!

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By *reeneggsandsamMan 29 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap


"

It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar!

Am I in the right place?

I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getti

Listen pal. I don’t know what you’ve heard but this is a respectful establishment. We

Have none of that funny business around here. We serve drinks, bar snacks and have a live band coming on at 8.

Unless Susan from corporate agrees to a lock in then all bets are off! "

Okie dokie pal, my bad. Just responding to the Whispers, chasing ghosts, I heard something through the grapevine see!

I'll pay my tab and be on my way. What do I owe you?

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By *IXEN200Woman 29 weeks ago

newcastle upon tyne


"May I have a southern comfort please

Of course madam. One SoCo coming up! "

Thank you sir

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By *inAndTonic21Couple 29 weeks ago

Merseyside

Gin and tonic and a craft ipa beer please barman

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"

It’s like Asda version of love island in this place! Dave the glass collector was caught fingering Susan from corporate in the beer cellar!

Am I in the right place?

I heard there's a swingers bar round here somewhere. Pussies getti

Listen pal. I don’t know what you’ve heard but this is a respectful establishment. We

Have none of that funny business around here. We serve drinks, bar snacks and have a live band coming on at 8.

Unless Susan from corporate agrees to a lock in then all bets are off!

Okie dokie pal, my bad. Just responding to the Whispers, chasing ghosts, I heard something through the grapevine see!

I'll pay my tab and be on my way. What do I owe you? "

One Bloody Mary, one Red eye and 8 flaming sambucas for table 7. That’ll be £88.80 please.

Susan has also asked to see you in the cellar…

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Gin and tonic and a craft ipa beer please barman "

Seeing as your name is the same as your drink choice the G&T is on the house!

The craft ipa will be £12 please.

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By *hortyscotWoman 29 weeks ago

Glasgow

A small white wine please - work tomorrow

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"A small white wine please - work tomorrow "

Very sensible madam. We have a lovely French Chardonnay for you.

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By *eroLondonMan 29 weeks ago

Mayfair

A Martin Miller's™ Original Gin please, with Indian Tonic Water.🍋‍🟩

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By *a1970Man 29 weeks ago

East cork

Rum

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 29 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

How long is happy hour? am I too late?

Old fashioned please, if not 🥃

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 29 weeks ago

North West

If you’re making mojitos count me in!!!

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By *cotlad178Man 29 weeks ago

falkirk

Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"A Martin Miller's™ Original Gin please, with Indian Tonic Water.🍋‍🟩"

Excellent choice sir. Our tonic is fever tree. Enjoy!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Rum"

One bottle of Rum for you good man!

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By *ir tootMan 29 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar"

Nah I didn't even see this thread, so I'm sorry for opening up another bar tonight

I dont care mate it's all just a laugh at the end of day!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"How long is happy hour? am I too late?

Old fashioned please, if not 🥃"

Exquisite taste sir! One Old fashioned coming up!

Happy hour runs til 9 then prices go through the roof!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"If you’re making mojitos count me in!!! "

Mojitos are our specialty! Two for one during happy hour!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman 29 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I've got a couple of bottles of wine eyeing me up, but also just went and got some kopparberg which will probably end up sitting with the wine for another week or so

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar"

It’s Xmas! You have to bar hop! You know the rules!

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By *ir tootMan 29 weeks ago

Raccoon city


"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar

It’s Xmas! You have to bar hop! You know the rules! "

This guy gets it 🤣 I'll have a big glass of rum no mixer.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Shame that 🤣 Back to the original plan of fake tits

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By *urves and MischiefWoman 29 weeks ago

North West


"If you’re making mojitos count me in!!!

Mojitos are our specialty! Two for one during happy hour! "

I’ll have four then please!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Is toots ok ? Don't want to seem to be double timing his bar

Nah I didn't even see this thread, so I'm sorry for opening up another bar tonight

I dont care mate it's all just a laugh at the end of day!

"

You know the rules. Bar workers get free drinks in all the bars. That’s how the hospitality industry is run!

Pint of Amber nectar coming up!

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By *ir tootMan 29 weeks ago

Raccoon city

I do have some salty nuts downstairs...

In the basement.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"I've got a couple of bottles of wine eyeing me up, but also just went and got some kopparberg which will probably end up sitting with the wine for another week or so "

Stop telling porkys. You’ve been flirting hard with the vino.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Shame that 🤣 Back to the original plan of fake tits

"

Getting your tits out at the bar is a sure way to get served first. Wouldn’t be the first time!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"If you’re making mojitos count me in!!!

Mojitos are our specialty! Two for one during happy hour!

I’ll have four then please! "

Of course madam! 8 mojitos coming up!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"I do have some salty nuts downstairs...

In the basement.

"

Watch out Susan’s in the basement and she’s in Xmas heat!

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By *cedGemWoman 29 weeks ago

your dreams

Desperado

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By *eroLondonMan 29 weeks ago

Mayfair


"A Martin Miller's™ Original Gin please, with Indian Tonic Water.🍋‍🟩

·

Excellent choice sir. Our tonic is fever tree. Enjoy! "

Fever Tree™ — the perfect compliment! 🍸

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple 29 weeks ago

Coventry

Thank goodness for that. Just grab us a bottle of Rum please.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Desperado "

Of course madam. We serve with a wedge of lime.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Thank goodness for that. Just grab us a bottle of Rum please."

Of course I’ll put it on your tab. Rum is popular this evening. I’ll have to send Dave out to re-up on Rum!

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By *nterblueMan 29 weeks ago

manchester

Pint of a nice chilled golden ale please.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Evening all, could I have a warm whisky please? Something to help me sleep..

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By *iss DevilWoman 29 weeks ago

Bedford

Could I have Sex on the Beach, please, a pitcher of? thank you.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 29 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Well I think I deserve a bottle of Baileys with a rum chaser pls barman

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By *iss DevilWoman 29 weeks ago

Bedford

Then some hot toddy (tottie?) in about 2h.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 29 weeks ago

Castlebar

Pornstar martini please and a baby Guinness chaser....it's gonna be a long night

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Pint of a nice chilled golden ale please."

Of course sir! Can’t beat a chilled pint of the good stuff!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Evening all, could I have a warm whisky please? Something to help me sleep.. "

Well we all know alcohol is terrible for sleep so you may as well keep drinking! Warm whisky to warm the cockles.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Well I think I deserve a bottle of Baileys with a rum chaser pls barman "

Definitely deserved madam. That’s quite an order Start as you mean to go on!

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Then some hot toddy (tottie?) in about 2h. "

Perfect drink for this cold weather madam.

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By *rLucky777 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Leeds


"Pornstar martini please and a baby Guinness chaser....it's gonna be a long night"

Coming right up! The night is long and so will be your bar tab!

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By *oxy-RedWoman 29 weeks ago

pink panther territory


"Well I think I deserve a bottle of Baileys with a rum chaser pls barman

Definitely deserved madam. That’s quite an order Start as you mean to go on! "

Oh I intend to,cheers

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