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By *ackformore100 OP   Man 29 weeks ago

Tin town

If you were to have a school report for your last "term" on fabs, what would it say?

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Excels when she shows up but her attendance and commitment to penis is her downfall. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Always up to no good behind the bike sheds.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 29 weeks ago

Next Door

Absent for the whole of the term

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By *ellhungvweMan 29 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Good attendance and puts the effort in. Would be helpful if he kept his clothes on during biology demonstrations.

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By *ossssMan 29 weeks ago

North East of England

Puts in tonnes of effort but possibly a little thick

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Excels in the theory. Seems to struggle with the practical.

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By *orthern_nudieMan 29 weeks ago

leeds

Great attendance to online meetings, lacking in participation

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Been a bit of a class clown this term. Interminably distracted by the norks, wangs, and beavers on show. Must do better

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By *icecouple561Couple 29 weeks ago
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East Sussex

Must try harder.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

I thought he'd left tbh

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 29 weeks ago

Leeds

Shows up, looks better in the photos, slightly awkward and extremely average.

Mrs

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By *appy-go- luckyMan 29 weeks ago

Bedford

Was quiet in class and didn’t join in on any of the activities until recently. Now he’s starting to show promise.

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By *vaRoseWoman 29 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Eva shows great enthusiasm in paired activities, can be rather bossy and easily distracted

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago


"Eva shows great enthusiasm in paired activities, can be rather bossy and easily dickstracted"

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By *vaRoseWoman 29 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork


"Eva shows great enthusiasm in paired activities, can be rather bossy and easily dickstracted"

Hahahaha ok you’ve got me.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 29 weeks ago

North West

Julie shows great enthusiasm for the subject. Her efforts both in class and in homework show in her excellent results. An absolute pleasure to teach.

😇

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By *ou only live onceMan 29 weeks ago

London

D-

Has potential, but is too lazy to meet it. Needs to engage more in class, or we'll have to consider special measures. Spelling and punctuation are, however, consistently good, which is something.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Lacks effort, will most likely fail.

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By *eekySweetheartWoman 29 weeks ago

Hampshire

K is very enthusiastic and is keen to give things a go. However, her conversation skills need practice...

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By *rHotNottsMan 29 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"If you were to have a school report for your last "term" on fabs, what would it say? "

His chocolate rice crispies are yummy

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By *reeneggsandsamMan 29 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Enthusiastic and punctual with an open minded attitude towards making new friends. 10/10

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By *midnight-Woman 29 weeks ago

...

Still feral, will need to repeat several terms

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 29 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

Seems to have settled into the class.

Spends too much time trying to be class clown than actually doing any work, but when he does work, shows 'some' aptitude and ability.

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By *lue morphoCouple 29 weeks ago

north west

Needs to be a little less shy, get involved more and participate in group activities

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Full attendance, has a lot of front and is happily outgoing

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago


"Shows up, looks better in the photos, slightly awkward and extremely average.

Mrs "

AVERAGE AVERAGE WHO MARKED YOU

EXAM PAPER YOUR A* STUDENT

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By *ansoffateMan 29 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Hans could achieve more if he would focus his attention on his work. However, Hans would apparently much rather talk amongst his friends, daydream or play silly games.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago


"Hans could achieve more if he would focus his attention on his work. However, Hans would apparently much rather talk amongst his friends, daydream or play silly games."

That’s one of my actual reports (French). Obviously with my actual name. 🤣

And the addition of “Misty is increasingly frustrating me…”

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By *r.ZeusMan 29 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Sir-March-a-Lot has had an outstanding term, showcasing exceptional skills in conducting experiments and analyzing results with precision and insight. Their unwavering determination to succeed, coupled with a positive attitude toward challenges, distinguishes them as one of the most accomplished fabbers. I am confident that they will continue to excel and make meaningful contributions both within and beyond the fab environment.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

If a first you don't succeed , try try again ..would be the advice I got

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By *uliette500Woman 29 weeks ago

Hull

Juliette puts in the effort with excellent results but can be easily distracted from the task in hand and is inclined to giggle at inopportune moments.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan 29 weeks ago

St Leonards

Nicky must learn that being 62% popular means very little when placed against 96% irritating.

(*Note from Nicky. No thanks)

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By *avexxMan 29 weeks ago

cheshire

dave soon gets distracted and spends to much time behind the bike sheds with the girls

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By *ansoffateMan 29 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Hans could achieve more if he would focus his attention on his work. However, Hans would apparently much rather talk amongst his friends, daydream or play silly games.

That’s one of my actual reports (French). Obviously with my actual name. 🤣

And the addition of “Misty is increasingly frustrating me…”"

How strange, that was my report from a French teacher too. In my defence she sat me next to Michelle, which was an error in judgment, I believe her thinking was that we'd concentrate more sat boy-girl.

It was the era of short skirts and those longs socks scrunched around the ankles. And shoes with grolsch bottle tops, in the laces. Michelle took considerable delight in distracting me. I was always amazed at how she could do two thing at once, managing to complete her work. I had no chance of achieving the same.

She'd make sure I stayed in top set, when it came to the tests, but my French remained rudimentary, at best.

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By *reggSausageMan 29 weeks ago

Redruth

Who is gregg? Never seen him

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Excellent end of term. Completes work on time and very keen to help others. Keep up the good work. A+

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By *rthur30Man 29 weeks ago

Warrington

Arthur is struggling in all academic subjects. He works hard but is a bit dim. Attendance and punctuality are excellent, but he is developing worrying personal habits.

He has been found in embarrassing circumstances in the girls' restroom on multiple occasions and has a fixation on his French teacher. Who teaches biology.

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By *rPunxMan 29 weeks ago

Hull

Would do better to try to fit in more.

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By *rPunxMan 29 weeks ago

Hull

Would do better if a more serious approach was adopted.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

By far and away their most productive term, having now started to compete in mmf and ffm, they can only learn from their great performances in the last 2 months

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By *enk15Man 29 weeks ago

Evesham

He tries, bless him.

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By *oodmessMan 29 weeks ago

yumsville

Top student, one day he'll be world leader in all things fabulous, his ability to perform when needed is matched only by his self deprecating character.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Davina is pleasant enough in class, and seems to understand the work in discussions. The results of her practical work are encouraging, when she can be bothered to do it. However, her failure to engage in practical work generally, means that I'm only giving her a C.

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By *elix SightedMan 29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Sigh. Just the most irritating pupil in class. Next term he’ll be out in special shed with all the other delinquents. He should probably set his future career aspirations accordingly.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Davina is pleasant enough in class, and seems to understand the work in discussions. The results of her practical work are encouraging, when she can be bothered to do it. However, her failure to engage in practical work generally, means that I'm only giving her a C."

*ironically, I had a very uncomfortable and vivid dream last night where I had to go back to school - a girls' school - where I was in uniform; got bullied for being trans; got into trouble for doing everyday things (getting paper from the print) without asking permission; failed a simple maths test; and ended up hanging out with the "weird" girls (one on HRT, one with allopaetia, one other tgirl). Woke up feeling very discombobulated. 😕

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By *ig1gaz1Man 29 weeks ago

bradford

they was continually missing and causing an amount of trouble.

they was found often at the bottom of the field and within the woods outside of the school grounds and was caught behind the bike sheds with many others.

there is many on report and closely being watched but yet we still find them often in these places.

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By *oxy-RedWoman 29 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Really needs to concentrate more

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By *r.XratedMan 29 weeks ago

Liverpool/New York

Excellent in all subjects

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Lacks motivation.

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By *indergirlWoman 29 weeks ago

somewhere, someplace

Tinder could do better if she actually attended rather than just join in the odd online lecture.

More effort needed next year

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By *PMGMan 29 weeks ago

Surrey

Needs to try harder and work out what he's going to do with his life! Ha Ha

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By *ouble-SidedCouple 29 weeks ago

Voldsøy

Room for improvement. Easily distracted. Does well when she applies herself. Spends too much time daydreaming and chatting. A good friend, and works well with others, or individually.

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By *loomy GirlWoman 29 weeks ago

leicester


"Absent for the whole of the term

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Was gonna say the same lol

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By *hastity_roseTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Nowhere

Must try harder

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 29 weeks ago

North West

Needs a note from home to explain all the issues.

Does not participate in group activities.

Should think before she writes.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

You could dust off any one of my old reports and use it for my term at fab...

Must try harder

Could do better

Easily distracted

Great oral skills

That last one was my French teacher. I shit you not, she put that on my school report! If only she actually knew...

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