On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve drummers drumming,
Eleven pipers piping,
Ten lords a-leaping,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maids a-milking,
Seven swans a-swimming,
Six geese a-laying,
Five golden rings,
Four calling birds,
Three French hens,
Two turtle doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree! |
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My attempt:
Twelve dudes a-dogging
Eleven people pounding
Ten lesbians licking
Nine ladies deepthroating
Eight milfs a-milking
Seven slags a-shagging
Six girls lovemaking
Five cock rings
Four cumming birds
Three French whores
Two turned on dicks
And a swinger who is filthy |
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"My attempt:
Twelve dudes a-dogging
Eleven people pounding
Ten lesbians licking
Nine ladies deepthroating
Eight milfs a-milking
Seven slags a-shagging
Six girls lovemaking
Five cock rings
Four cumming birds
Three French whores
Two turned on dicks
And a swinger who is filthy"
Brilliant! |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve wankers wanking
Eleven hi how are you?
Ten are you shy?
Nine truck drivers parking
Eight in your area
Seven knicker requests
Six unanswered questions
Five question markssssss
Four tribute photos
Three photography shoots
Two sensual masseuses
And a message away from losing sanityyyyy |
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"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve wankers wanking
Eleven hi how are you?
Ten are you shy?
Nine truck drivers parking
Eight in your area
Seven knicker requests
Six unanswered questions
Five question markssssss
Four tribute photos
Three photography shoots
Two sensual masseuses
And a message away from losing sanityyyyy"
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"My attempt:
Twelve dudes a-dogging
Eleven people pounding
Ten lesbians licking
Nine ladies deepthroating
Eight milfs a-milking
Seven slags a-shagging
Six girls lovemaking
Five cock rings
Four cumming birds
Three French whores
Two turned on dicks
And a swinger who is filthy"
Bravo!! |
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"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve wankers wanking
Eleven hi how are you?
Ten are you shy?
Nine truck drivers parking
Eight in your area
Seven knicker requests
Six unanswered questions
Five question markssssss
Four tribute photos
Three photography shoots
Two sensual masseuses
And a message away from losing sanityyyyy"
Also bravo!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve wankers wanking
Eleven hi how are you?
Ten are you shy?
Nine truck drivers parking
Eight in your area
Seven knicker requests
Six unanswered questions
Five question markssssss
Four tribute photos
Three photography shoots
Two sensual masseuses
And a message away from losing sanityyyyy"
This is so good! |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve wankers wanking
Eleven hi how are you?
Ten are you shy?
Nine truck drivers parking
Eight in your area
Seven knicker requests
Six unanswered questions
Five question markssssss
Four tribute photos
Three photography shoots
Two sensual masseuses
And a message away from losing sanityyyyy"
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my fabs crush sent to me
Twelve dildos dripping,
Eleven perverts perving,
Ten luscious lashings ,
Nine ladies dogging
Eight cocks for milking,
Seven sexy spankings,
Six g-spots gushing,
Five gangbangs,
Four creampies,
Three feltched holes,
Two tribbing dommes,
And an orgie at a swingers party |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve cucks not cumming,
Eleven fleshlights pumping,
Ten facials dripping,
Nine couples 'playing',
Eight holes a-gaping,
Seven scrotums swinging,
Six TV's slaying,
Five cocks at onceeee,
Four crafty wanks,
Three French kisses,
Two bouncing boobs,
And a hot bi threeee-some! |
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"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my fabs crush sent to me
Twelve dildos dripping,
Eleven perverts perving,
Ten luscious lashings ,
Nine ladies dogging
Eight cocks for milking,
Seven sexy spankings,
Six g-spots gushing,
Five gangbangs,
Four creampies,
Three feltched holes,
Two tribbing dommes,
And an orgie at a swingers party "
Absolutely brilliant!! |
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"On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve cucks not cumming,
Eleven fleshlights pumping,
Ten facials dripping,
Nine couples 'playing',
Eight holes a-gaping,
Seven scrotums swinging,
Six TV's slaying,
Five cocks at onceeee,
Four crafty wanks,
Three French kisses,
Two bouncing boobs,
And a hot bi threeee-some!"
Also absolutely brilliant!! |
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