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What would you like to do to the person above?- Round 19- XMAS EDITION

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman over a year ago

La La Land

🎄🎅🤶🎁🎄🎅🤶🎁🎄🎅🤶🎁🎄

Do tell

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Share Toots 🤣

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman over a year ago

La La Land

"Share Toots 🤣"

Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad

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By *atinocoupleCouple over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)

"Share Toots 🤣

Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad

Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog

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By *atinaChica54Woman over a year ago

Marlborough

"Share Toots 🤣

Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad

Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog"

Borrow the fancy stilettos

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By *atinocoupleCouple over a year ago

SF, NY, London (in that order)

"Share Toots 🤣

Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad

Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog

Borrow the fancy stilettos"

Designed to be fucked in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Share Toots 🤣

Give him a soapy shower using a Brillo pad

Long slow spooning. With a glass of eggnog

Borrow the fancy stilettos"

Shake my hairy chest at her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee ."

Well, I’d accept the coffee at least

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee .

Well, I’d accept the coffee at least

"
Really it's barely drinkable .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watch him drink his coffee in his birthday suit

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Watch him drink his coffee in his birthday suit "

Pluck his anal hair

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By *heelerMan over a year ago

Northants

"Watch him drink his coffee in his birthday suit

Pluck his anal hair

Mr "

Buy her a modern camera so we could have her in colour

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee .

Well, I’d accept the coffee at least

Really it's barely drinkable ."

Better than wearing clothes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee .

Well, I’d accept the coffee at least

Really it's barely drinkable .

Better than wearing clothes

"
Well yes I guess bit nippy where you are mind .

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By *lfa RomeoMan over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Ask him to make me a coffee

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Put some clothes on him and make him a coffee .

Well, I’d accept the coffee at least

Really it's barely drinkable .

Better than wearing clothes

Well yes I guess bit nippy where you are mind ."

Get these two a room, so they can fuck

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By *rPunxMan over a year ago

Hull

Perhaps let them borrow my 'tool kit'/ toy box

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps let them borrow my 'tool kit'/ toy box"
If its Leggo I'm in .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Perhaps let them borrow my 'tool kit'/ toy boxIf its Leggo I'm in ."

Teach him how to make a decent cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hey I'll be in Bristol next year .

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 08:12:15]

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey I'll be in Bristol next year ."

Join him for a deer ride

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey I'll be in Bristol next year .

Join him for a deer ride

Hide all those deer

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

"Hey I'll be in Bristol next year .

Join him for a deer ride

All manners of carnal sins … and then give biggest post carnal sins cuddle to her

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By *kguy4444Man over a year ago

Wales

Watch him and my wife

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Watch him and my wife "

Take his cam away

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'd like a threesome with them.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

"I'd like a threesome with them."

I’d like to watch …

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'd like a threesome with them.

I’d like to watch … "

Let him watch…

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By *loydyMan over a year ago

British

Turn him gay lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tie him to some railings at Bristol Temple Meads Station and have some flying dwarves and nuns spank him with a damp rolled up copy of woman's own.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Tie him to some railings at Bristol Temple Meads Station and have some flying dwarves and nuns spank him with a damp rolled up copy of woman's own."

😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman over a year ago

North West

"😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂"

Give him another elf costume and get them to do a cute elf dance! 😁

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂

Give him another elf costume and get them to do a cute elf dance! 😁"

Clad in fishnets and have my wicked way with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"😂 give him a Christmas Elf costume to wear while he is acting this scene 😂

Give him another elf costume and get them to do a cute elf dance! 😁

Clad in fishnets and have my wicked way with"

Tase him and leave !

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Gentlemanly handshake

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Gentlemanly handshake "

Single Malt. Your choice. Plus mince pie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Gentlemanly handshake "

Handshake you as I get out! 😂

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint

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By *ags73Man over a year ago

glasgow-ish

Pint would be good.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint would be good."

I would ask you how to get so many verifications

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Pint would be good.

I would ask you how to get so many verifications

I'd not tell him how to get many verifications as a single male 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint would be good.

I would ask you how to get so many verifications

I'd not tell him how to get many verifications as a single male 🤣🤣

Mr "

Over a drink I'd tell them that there comments are hilarious 😂

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Pint would be good.

I would ask you how to get so many verifications

I'd not tell him how to get many verifications as a single male 🤣🤣

Over a drink I'd tell them that there comments are hilarious 😂"

Compliment there bed warming skills.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple over a year ago

kent

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 11:08:13]"

Fit as fuck, faf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 11:08:13]

Fit as fuck, faf

Mr "

Ask your wife if you wants to come to the room with me and lock the door

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 11:08:13]

Fit as fuck, faf

Ask your wife if you wants to come to the room with me and lock the door"

😂😂😂😂 are you wanting the strap on behind closed doors 🤣🤣

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"[Removed by poster at 24/12/24 11:08:13]

Fit as fuck, faf

Ask your wife if you wants to come to the room with me and lock the door

😂😂😂😂 are you wanting the strap on behind closed doors 🤣🤣

Mr "

Naked Subbuteo.

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By *emofaJamesMan over a year ago

London, Notting Hill.

Share a drop of port

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By *urious249Man over a year ago

Newry

"Share a drop of port "

Have a pint with

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

A glass of 1977 Dow's™ generally declared Vintage Port.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A glass of 1977 Dow's™ generally declared Vintage Port."

Am partial to a glass of port

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By *effdelightMan over a year ago

Grimsby

Lick his lovely dick

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Lick his lovely dick"

Flick his dick, with an elastic band

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lick his lovely dick

Flick his dick, with an elastic band

Mr "

The mono pic

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By *lfa RomeoMan over a year ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Join him with his missus to enjoy her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Teach fly fishing on a speed boat

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By *emofaJamesMan over a year ago

London, Notting Hill.

Bring the beers to the fishing.

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By *lue Eyed JokerMan over a year ago

Always on the move

"Bring the beers to the fishing. "

Bring a bottle of rum to go with those beers

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By *he turned me GreyCouple over a year ago

Warwick and Coventry

"Bring the beers to the fishing.

Bring a bottle of rum to go with those beers"

Pluck his banjo string woth tweezers

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join in there sex

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join in there sex"

Not buy anything from him

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

"Join in there sex

Not buy anything from him "

Offer to buy any thing for her

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan over a year ago

A den in the Glen

"Join in there sex

Not buy anything from him

Offer to buy any thing for her "

Ask him how he gets his tan lines.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

"Join in there sex

Not buy anything from him

Offer to buy any thing for her

Ask him how he gets his tan lines."

Show him

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Join in there sex

Not buy anything from him

Offer to buy any thing for her

Ask him how he gets his tan lines.

Show him "

Let them watch Shawn the Sheep with me when it starts in 5 minutes

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Join in there sex

Not buy anything from him

Offer to buy any thing for her

Ask him how he gets his tan lines.

Show him

Let them watch Shawn the Sheep with me when it starts in 5 minutes

Borrow the boobs

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By *arrenhertsmanMan over a year ago

Hatfield

Have fun with Tina and long legged blonde together

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pint

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman over a year ago

La La Land

"Pint"

See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker

Whip naked through the streets of soho

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman over a year ago

La La Land

"Pint

See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker

Whip naked through the streets of soho "

I've been warned I can't do that again

Give him a Christmas kiss 💋

But I get to decide where

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"Pint

See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker

Whip naked through the streets of soho

I've been warned I can't do that again

Give him a Christmas kiss 💋

But I get to decide where

I don't know

I'll kiss you under the mistletoe why not, how about that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker

Whip naked through the streets of soho

I've been warned I can't do that again

Give him a Christmas kiss 💋

But I get to decide where

I don't know

I'll kiss you under the mistletoe why not, how about that.

Replace the mistletoe with nightshade 😈

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Pint

See if he wants to have a pull on my cracker

Whip naked through the streets of soho

I've been warned I can't do that again

Give him a Christmas kiss 💋

But I get to decide where

I don't know

I'll kiss you under the mistletoe why not, how about that.

Replace the mistletoe with nightshade 😈"

Have a coffee

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christmas 🍺🍺

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple over a year ago

Leeds

Id give him a mince pie.

Mrs

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan over a year ago

Londontown

"Id give him a mince pie.

Mrs "

A long luxurious massage x

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman over a year ago

Next Door

"Id give him a mince pie.

Mrs

A long luxurious massage x"

Can I have a massage also

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

everthing

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Snog under the mistletoe and give her a massage

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Snog under the mistletoe and give her a massage

"
for LLB

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By *M60Couple over a year ago

Central Scotland

Anything the lady wants to do.

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By *aryportmanMan over a year ago

Crosby

Deffo tackle her in the kitchen in that outfit 10/10

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy him a razor

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Tickle his baubles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go for drink with

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get between those stockinged legs!!! 😛

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

buy him a pint

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

"buy him a pint

Take him as extra to swinger party

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some pictures for his profile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"buy him a pint

Take him as extra to swinger party"

Pull a cracker with him

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By *openmindedguy2024Man over a year ago

Suck his cock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Open his mind

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan over a year ago

Herts

"Open his mind"

Play connect 4

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

great idea or monopoly

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By *ikesEmCurvyMan over a year ago

Herts

"great idea or monopoly"
Nah goes on too long and I like to repeat

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"great idea or monopoly"

I'll buy a nice bottle of whisky.

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan over a year ago

Londontown

"great idea or monopoly

I'll buy a nice bottle of whisky."

Make some cocktails with him at his bar!

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan over a year ago

Londontown

"Id give him a mince pie.

Mrs

A long luxurious massage x

Can I have a massage also

....lie down, close your eyes, take a deep breath and enjoy xxx

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By *lderguy4uMan over a year ago

wirral

Drinks

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By *orth_London_Guy100Man over a year ago

London

"Drinks"

Would happily suck his cock!!!

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By *avexxMan over a year ago

cheshire

smack his arse

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"smack his arse

Thank him for the shirt!

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By *orth_London_Guy100Man over a year ago

London

"smack his arse

That sounds great!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"smack his arse

That sounds great!!!"

An xmas glass of port

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"smack his arse

That sounds great!!!

An xmas glass of port"

Jiggle his baubles

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Probably fircombe in Morecambe.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get him a mince pie ….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him a mince pie …. "

A JD and diet cola

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him a mince pie ….

A JD and diet cola"

Spank her sexy ass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get him a mince pie ….

A JD and diet cola

Spank her sexy ass"

Offer the mint matchmakers

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By *aryportmanMan over a year ago

Crosby

"Buy him a razor"

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

A vegan hot chocolate for him to detox and unwind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A vegan hot chocolate for him to detox and unwind."

Crack open the single malt

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By *ob.42Man over a year ago

Near Yarmouth

Kiss him under the mistletoe

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Give him some lip balm for him to kiss the object of his desires.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Give him some lip balm for him to kiss the object of his desires."

Enjoy a whisky with somewhere central and engage in some quirky conversation…

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Buy him a Christmas jumper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Buy him a Christmas jumper "

Ask him for his gym routine, wow

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By *irtyKittenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Buy him a Christmas jumper "

Christmas jumper for you also as it's bit cold to be topless.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

feed her purrfect

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"feed her purrfect"

Steal his mug!

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By *obilebottomMan over a year ago

All over

Ask him how he manages profule pic changes so quicly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Answer him that I switched a pic in the album and made main profile pic!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Answer him that I switched a pic in the album and made main profile pic! "

A few drinks at the pub

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Answer him that I switched a pic in the album and made main profile pic!

A few drinks at the pub "

A few drinks snuggled up watching a film..then.....well thats between me and my imagination

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

take her imagination and let it run free

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"take her imagination and let it run free"

Steal his Mug

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By *exyScientistsCouple over a year ago

Castlebar

"take her imagination and let it run free

Steal his Mug "

Borrow those shoes

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"take her imagination and let it run free

Steal his Mug

Borrow those shoes

"
admire those shoes while we're in bed

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By *xoticFrolicMan over a year ago

Gosport

Make as many forum friends as her

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Make as many forum friends as her

I've been messing about in the forums for ages 😆 I have met a lot through group socials lol

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By *irtyKittenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"Make as many forum friends as her

Ask him to put Christmas crackers next to cock for size comparison.

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By *xoticFrolicMan over a year ago

Gosport

I've got small crackers on the tree so would be misleading. 6 x 5.5

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Check his crackers for a measuring tape

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By *exyScientistsCouple over a year ago

Castlebar

"Check his crackers for a measuring tape "

Listen to that Scottish accent

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By *xoticFrolicMan over a year ago

Gosport

Feel I should take a picture with a cracker now

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Check his crackers for a measuring tape

Listen to that Scottish accent

Perfect cause I'd listen to that Irish accent

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lot

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Feel I should take a picture with a cracker now

Haha fourm game crackers and c0cks

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By *xoticFrolicMan over a year ago

Gosport

I nearly posted a forum game of the weekday type. Whirly Wednesday. Make a helicopter cock video. Silly but semi funny.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hahaha. Different style of Xmas games

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"A lot

Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!

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By *irtyKittenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"A lot

Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!"

Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lot

Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!

Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison "

Shots of rum of each other

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"A lot

Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!

Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison

Shots of rum of each other "

A guide to the galaxy.

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By *xoticFrolicMan over a year ago

Gosport

"A lot

Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!

Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison "

Have you secretly got a kink for pictures of cocks alongside inanimate objects

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By *irtyKittenCouple over a year ago

Southampton

"A lot

Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!

Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison

Shots of rum of each other

A guide to the galaxy.

Ask if the Guide has pictures of Trillian.

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By *ir tootMan over a year ago

Burton

"A lot

Give him a. Bottle of rum. Merry christmas!

Put message on postit note on rum bottle, saying "Please take picture next to cock" for comparison

Shots of rum of each other

A guide to the galaxy.

Ask if the Guide has pictures of Trillian."

I'm not sure what I'd do, but I'd give you a big Christmas hug, then whisper in both your ears saying yes he does.

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

I'd give him a capital "T" at the end of his "Toot". 🌿

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By *eardysingsMan over a year ago

The South

"I'd give him a capital "T" at the end of his "Toot". 🌿"

Ask if he knew the way to Amarillo….

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

shave him

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By *eardysingsMan over a year ago

The South

"shave him"

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"shave him

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
oh yes

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By *inaTitzTV/TS over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"shave him

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!oh yes "

Hidden profile, so it's hard to say. I can't invite someone with a hidden profile to the orgy I went to this afternoon

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan over a year ago

Glasgow

"I can't invite someone with a hidden profile to the orgy I went to this afternoon

You can’t invite anyone unless you’re a time traveller.

WAIT A MINUTE.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"I can't invite someone with a hidden profile to the orgy I went to this afternoon

You can’t invite anyone unless you’re a time traveller.

WAIT A MINUTE.

Kiss on the cheek and buy him a pint

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

Smack her derrière.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"Smack her derrière."

* bends over , wiggles bottom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Smack her derrière.

* bends over , wiggles bottom

Dress my bits up with her tinsel

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By *ant...stay...awayCouple over a year ago

South Wales

"Smack her derrière.

* bends over , wiggles bottom

Dress my bits up with her tinsel "

Ask him what he got me for Xmas?

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By *ruebameMan over a year ago

from the womb and trying to get back

"Smack her derrière.

* bends over , wiggles bottom

Dress my bits up with her tinsel

Ask him what he got me for Xmas?"

Not looking for single guys so offer them a drink

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By *umagain58Man over a year ago

London

"Smack her derrière.

* bends over , wiggles bottom

Dress my bits up with her tinsel

Ask him what he got me for Xmas?

Not looking for single guys so offer them a drink "

Buy him some pants do can take to pub for pint

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show him how to take 📸

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman over a year ago

La La Land

Ask him if he still speaks to the rest of the A Team? 🤔

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By *effdelightMan over a year ago

Grimsby

lick her pussy x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Ask him if he still speaks to the rest of the A Team? 🤔"

Help her untangle her finger out of her panties 😚😘

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By *xploringcouplewalesCouple over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

"Ask him if he still speaks to the rest of the A Team? 🤔

Help her untangle her finger out of her panties 😚😘"

Ask him to borrow the F from Xmas day photo for some girl on girl

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That can be arranged

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By *issLickalottapus OP Woman over a year ago

La La Land

"That can be arranged

See how many Millons sweets I can fit up his anal passage

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