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By *enelope2U OP Woman 32 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

I really like a good joke..The corny the better! So spill those Christmas crackers jokes....

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

They filmed a documentary about constipation once. But it never came out.

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 32 weeks ago

North West

Why does Mrs. Claus always pray for a white Christmas?

She’s married to a guy who only comes once a year.

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By *h3rry Bomb80Man 32 weeks ago

from mars

Hey guess who’s back together after going through a lot of shit ……

Your bum cheeks ☺️

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

Today, I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

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By *aitonelMan 32 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Today, I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera."

Where's the joke!?

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By *enelope2U OP Woman 32 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

"Today, I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera."

Lol

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By *enelope2U OP Woman 32 weeks ago

Doesn't matter cant block distances

Where's the warmest part in a room...

In the corner..it's always 90° degrees, lol unless built by Taylor Wimpy

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

"Today, I asked my phone "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.

Where's the joke!? "

How dare you

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 32 weeks ago

Londontown

Theres a kid that doesn't believe in Santa....

....he's a rebel without a Claus!

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By *rAitchMan 32 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

A white horse walks into a pub and asks for a pint of beer.

The landlord says "we have a whisky named after you".

"What, Dave?", said the horse.

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