Branded

By *ary and Bejesus OP Couple over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

Okay this is not a debate on the rights and wrongs about playing away from home without consent....

but how the hell do you explain away scratches and bitemarks after an animalistic bedroom encounter?

Its okay saying dont mark me before hand, but hell whose going to remember that when in the throws of passion?

Im just interested in the list of excuses they could use lol

By *rank_SimoneCouple over a year ago

Bideford

Don't make an excuse ..... just say you got ravished on a nite out .... your partner won't believe you any way.

By *ary and Bejesus OP Couple over a year ago

Ye Olde Stable

okay so excuse number one....tell the truth, your partner wouldnt believe you anyway lol

By *artin216Man over a year ago

Spilsby

Sorry love, was pissed, fell through a hedge, look what it did to my back..????...lol...

By *umourCouple over a year ago

Northants

"Sorry love, was pissed, fell through a hedge, look what it did to my back..????...lol...

Oh and what was it???? A PERFUME bush??????? lol

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Get rat faced, throw yourself into a holly bush and tell him/her you were dragged through a hedge backwards: sorted!

By *andKCouple over a year ago

Norfolk

I just say to wife No1 that wife No2 did it and I say to wife No2 that wife No1 did it - simpe really lol

By *im53Man over a year ago

Boldon

"I just say to wife No1 that wife No2 did it and I say to wife No2 that wife No1 did it - simpe really lol"

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My back would have healed before she noticed.....