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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I’m curious, do ladies preferred a straight dick or one with a curve?

Personally I’m I’ve had no complaints with mine, I have a straight as a ruler dick

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8

Sorry for the slow reply, OP, all the women are having a committee meeting to formulate their collective response. They have agreed to go with the majority decision forever and will be in touch soon.

Fingers crossed for “Straight as a ruler”!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry for the slow reply, OP, all the women are having a committee meeting to formulate their collective response. They have agreed to go with the majority decision forever and will be in touch soon.

Fingers crossed for “Straight as a ruler”!"

But will they be in touch or touching the straight or curved 🤣

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I think straight as a ruler is a disadvantage. A slight curve and you could argue it’s bigger but for the slight curvature. Harder to measure. Harder to disprove.

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

I think it’s down to individual choice, or many women just couldn’t care less - a bit like the size of a dick

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Sorry for the slow reply, OP, all the women are having a committee meeting to formulate their collective response. They have agreed to go with the majority decision forever and will be in touch soon.

Fingers crossed for “Straight as a ruler”!

But will they be in touch or touching the straight or curved 🤣"

Well they are a filthy bunch!

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Ffs sake, you post in here and men think it’s appropriate to send dick pics via DM 🤮🤯

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By *enk15Man  over a year ago

Evesham

What if it’s a spiral? 🤔

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"What if it’s a spiral? 🤔"

Like a pig?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Sorry for the slow reply, OP, all the women are having a committee meeting to formulate their collective response. They have agreed to go with the majority decision forever and will be in touch soon.

Fingers crossed for “Straight as a ruler”!"

We like to be known as the hive mind.

We will get back to you shortly.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Straight please for me, curved doesn’t work well with my pussy for some reason x

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ffs sake, you post in here and men think it’s appropriate to send dick pics via DM 🤮🤯"

Welcome to the forum! 99% of the time it's the lurkers. But now and again a poster will fall in to that category too. You will get used to it.

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By *enk15Man  over a year ago

Evesham


"What if it’s a spiral? 🤔

Like a pig? "

Do they have spiral dicks?

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By *urious249Man  over a year ago

Newry

Women only prefer right angled dicks.

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"What if it’s a spiral? 🤔

Like a pig?

Do they have spiral dicks?

"

Yes. Corkscrew. Flacid is 1 turn, erect is 6.

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By *urls and DressesWoman  over a year ago

Somewhere near here


"Ffs sake, you post in here and men think it’s appropriate to send dick pics via DM 🤮🤯

Welcome to the forum! 99% of the time it's the lurkers. But now and again a poster will fall in to that category too. You will get used to it. "

I’ve been around here several years now, this is the second time someone has done it. He’s a lurker, not even got the balls to comment on the thread

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By *effdelightMan  over a year ago

Grimsby

Ducks have helican penii. And the females have two vaginas. they give the useless one to ducks they dont like.

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By *enk15Man  over a year ago

Evesham


"What if it’s a spiral? 🤔

Like a pig?

Do they have spiral dicks?

Yes. Corkscrew. Flacid is 1 turn, erect is 6. "

Well I never knew that! Maybe that’s why the other half calls me Babe.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ffs sake, you post in here and men think it’s appropriate to send dick pics via DM 🤮🤯"

Dick pics on a swinging site.

Whatever next!

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By *effdelightMan  over a year ago

Grimsby

Amen!

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By *aitonelMan  over a year ago

Liverpool


"Ffs sake, you post in here and men think it’s appropriate to send dick pics via DM 🤮🤯

Dick pics on a swinging site.

Whatever next!"

Speaking of dicks...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Ffs sake, you post in here and men think it’s appropriate to send dick pics via DM 🤮🤯

Dick pics on a swinging site.

Whatever next!

Speaking of dicks... "

Ah Kai, don't talk about yourself like that.

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By *b750Couple  over a year ago

Aberdeen

Either as long as it's long and thick

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By *effdelightMan  over a year ago

Grimsby

Well I just got the thumbs up on my slightly bent boner haha

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By *elix SightedMan  over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Well I just got the thumbs up on my slightly bent boner haha"

Sounds painful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Well I just got the thumbs up on my slightly bent boner haha"

You mean the start of a wank?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Curved, but curved the right way.

The super straight ones scare me.

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By *effdelightMan  over a year ago

Grimsby

haha no just a lovely member giving feedbackx

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Haha it’s a serious matter I guess 😂…I’m just curious no insecurity to be fair, the straight vs curved debate just became apparent to me recently

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By *vaRoseWoman  over a year ago

Ankh-Morpork

Depends ….. does it look like gonzos nose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Is it a disadvantage just for size or performance?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I imagine you’re not fussed straight or curved?

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By *avexxMan  over a year ago

cheshire


"Depends ….. does it look like gonzos nose? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oopsies, I apologise for opening your dms up to dick pics 🙈

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Lol

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By *hris 1000200Man  over a year ago

kells

As long as they do the trick, my own is curved, and I've had no complaints

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By *lowercandyWoman  over a year ago

Lancashire

I wouldn't like too much bend

But then probably not poker straight....

But tbh all of that is pointless if it looks eeww

Like people /bodies/faces cocks can be nice or unappealing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Do you feel like it’s steering you down? Where eyes the curved one looks away?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Depends on what angle you’re looking from😂 have a look for yourself and let me know if you see a similarity 😂

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By *cnugatugMan  over a year ago

Chatham

Curved like an archer's bow here and have had no complaints about it I guess it's more of a personal preference then a majority

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I do not care.

It goes in, it goes out.

That’ll do.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple  over a year ago

Ryde

One guy I saw had a very curved cock, and it kept ripping the condoms.

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By *erfHerder74Man  over a year ago

Inverclyde

It doesn’t matter as long as both are happy with the feeling when having sex

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By *kbwc1995Man  over a year ago

manchester/bradford

I'll represent the big but slight curve lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got a bit of a curve never had any issues

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman  over a year ago

North West


"Depends ….. does it look like gonzos nose? "

Cyril Sneer! 👌

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman  over a year ago

North West

Anyway, I don't really care. I'm not choosing lovers based on penile curvature. Unless someone does actually have one like a twirly straw, that would be awesome.

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By *igT-SharedShowerSoNiceMan  over a year ago

Dunstable Beds SEND-FACE-PIC-1st message x.Let's at least chat maybe a social if we Click


"Ffs sake, you post in here and men think it’s appropriate to send dick pics via DM 🤮🤯"

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That's because some men are sad knob ends x

But not all of us honest

JUST BLOCK STRAIGHT AWAY

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By *igT-SharedShowerSoNiceMan  over a year ago

Dunstable Beds SEND-FACE-PIC-1st message x.Let's at least chat maybe a social if we Click


"I wouldn't like too much bend

But then probably not poker straight....

But tbh all of that is pointless if it looks eeww

Like people /bodies/faces cocks can be nice or unappealing "

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So true 👍 👌

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By *obbienormalguyMan  over a year ago

oxford

Brilliant 👏

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By *igT-SharedShowerSoNiceMan  over a year ago

Dunstable Beds SEND-FACE-PIC-1st message x.Let's at least chat maybe a social if we Click


"I do not care.

It goes in, it goes out.

That’ll do."

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And your happy.. then all is good xx

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By *ishygirlWoman  over a year ago

Cheshire

I can work with both… it’s a guy who knows how to use it!!

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By *ansoffateMan  over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Optimal curvature is subjective.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Curved is handy for wanking around corners

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Now that’s a first 😂

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

No straw dick will be quite intriguing

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

That’s what’s up!👍🏾

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By *atnip make me purrWoman  over a year ago

Reading

Straight is aesthetically more pleasing but curved can hit just the right spot.

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By *eardysingsMan  over a year ago

The South

Can you do anything about the shape, width, length or anything else to do with your penis?

No.

Sex with a woman is 90% mental anyway - the physical bit makes much less difference than we’ve all been conditioned to think it does.

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By *hong80321967Man  over a year ago

Wakefield

Mines curved

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By *AYENCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

'One of each please' was my wife's answer.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it true that had we not voted Brexit, the EU would have wanted to make all our dicks straight - like the way they wanted all bananas to be straight and conform?

Ohh well, I can't find a good plasterer now, but at least my bendy willy can still find a G spot.

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