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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago

In four words

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By *rRiosMan 29 weeks ago

dublin

I have an sdi

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By *eeCee76Man 29 weeks ago

Edinburgh

Hi, Mum. It’s me.

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 29 weeks ago

Bristol

Get in the van

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By *elix SightedMan 29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Gran’s minge better yet?

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By *aitonelMan 29 weeks ago

Liverpool

Hello. I am Kai.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

That will do pig

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Hi. I’m a vegan

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Relax, it's just chloroform

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By *estructionDollyWoman 29 weeks ago

Manchester

Sorry, I've shit myself

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

[Removed by poster at 27/12/24 22:53:46]

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By *ai Hard 2 - Dai HarderMan 29 weeks ago

Manchester / Cardiff

I'll be back now. [leaves]

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 29 weeks ago

Bristol

"Hi. I’m a vegan "

You win the forum today 🥇

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By *effdelightMan 29 weeks ago

Grimsby

I forgot my wallet

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 29 weeks ago

Central

Lights off, with you

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By *elix SightedMan 29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

I suppose you’re doable

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

"Relax, it's just chloroform "

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

"Relax, it's just chloroform

Now I know how to snare you (that obviously is a joke). I'd tell you it's water.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 29 weeks ago

"Hi, Mum. It’s me. "

Been there

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Hun I love you

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By *wiggy2112Woman 29 weeks ago

some where in Yorkshire

Is that it!!

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Let's get married

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By *elix SightedMan 29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

Is this a hemorrhoid?

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By *ildTimes.Man 29 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Does this look infected?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 29 weeks ago

Hatfield

I turn up

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Want to be exclusive ?

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By *ir tootMan 29 weeks ago

Raccoon city

Look I'm married.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Some people can't count...

This never happened before

Is your sister coming?

I love pity fucks

You can pay today

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

The school bells gone.

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By (user no longer on site) 29 weeks ago

Date No, fuck Yes

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By *j NorthMan 29 weeks ago

Wakey

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By *cottish guy 555Man 29 weeks ago

London

Let's talk about Jesus.

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By *elix SightedMan 29 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Let's talk about Jesus.

Hello, I am Jesus

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By *burns7Man 29 weeks ago

walsall

Look like my ex

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By *electableicecreamMan 29 weeks ago

The West

That smell is normal

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By *adagastMan 28 weeks ago

Rotherham

Mr Flibble's very cross!

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By *cottish guy 555Man 28 weeks ago

London

"Let's talk about Jesus.

Hello, I am Jesus "

Jesus, I am your father.

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

"Sorry, I've shit myself "

Nice, some free lube.

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By *ertcoupleCouple 28 weeks ago

Hatfield

"Hello here I am" 😣😣😣

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By *a1970Man 28 weeks ago

East cork

You showered when?

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By *moothdickMan 28 weeks ago

stoke

I prefer yr sister

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Get in the van!

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By *a1970Man 28 weeks ago

East cork

You do discounts

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Hello. I'm scarlet Seduction.

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By *a1970Man 28 weeks ago

East cork

The last guy said you were shite

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By *partharmonyCouple 28 weeks ago

Ruislip

I usually prefer animals.

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By *elix SightedMan 28 weeks ago

Cloud 8

"Let's talk about Jesus.

Hello, I am Jesus

Jesus, I am your father.

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Is knob cheese ok?

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

"Hello. I am Kai. "

That’ll do it.

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By *tr8MrEMan 28 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Didn't you bring mum

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By *a1970Man 28 weeks ago

East cork

"The last guy said you were shite"
this was not aimed at anyone... I hope there's no miss understanding

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By *moothdickMan 28 weeks ago

stoke

U got any analsol

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Want the yummy cummy?

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By *obajxMan 28 weeks ago

Cheshire

I forgot my wallet

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By *ags73Man 28 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Hello.

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By *ottom charlieMan 28 weeks ago

Washington

"In four words

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take your kids too

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By *ottom charlieMan 28 weeks ago

Washington

"In four words

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i assume your paying

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 28 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

“Shit, not you again.”

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By *tr8MrEMan 28 weeks ago

somewhere near Sheffield

Dad? What the fuck!!

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By *igT-Kis-Showa-Fuk-OralMan 28 weeks ago

Dunstable Lu5 Nr m1 j11a let's chat social-fun if Click

YOUR PAYING

HOW MUCH PLEASE

I DON'T WASH

CAN YOU PAY THE CAB

DID YOU FART

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By *uxurybubblesCouple 28 weeks ago

by the sea

How much an hour?

Let's go get married

Don't worry about mom

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

I followed you here!

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By *ir tootMan 28 weeks ago

Raccoon city

"I followed you here!"

Wait so did I.

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

I'm glad I'm pissed

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By *cottish guy 555Man 28 weeks ago

London

It's better without binoculars.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 28 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I forgot my jelly babies

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

I did a poo

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By *ife NinjaMan 28 weeks ago

Dunfermline

The cream's cleared it

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man 28 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Think I love you. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♂️

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By *uxurybubblesCouple 28 weeks ago

by the sea

Wipe my bum mummy

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By *iss KinkWoman 28 weeks ago

Up North

Should we get married

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

bitty………

Bittyy………..

Bittyyyyy………

BITTY!

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By *end1Man 28 weeks ago

southend on sea

Is that smell you!

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By *iaisonseekerMan 28 weeks ago

Liverpool

Your mum was better

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By *he Happy ManMan 28 weeks ago

Merseyside

I thought you don't like cheese? (as she goes to suck you)

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By *cLovin2Man 28 weeks ago

London

Just pooped my pants

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By *exyScientistsCouple 28 weeks ago

Castlebar

I guess you'll do

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By *toatMan 28 weeks ago

grangemouth

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By *toatMan 28 weeks ago

grangemouth

Is that your white stick

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By *cLovin2Man 28 weeks ago

London

Sex no, feet Yes

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

You look different in-person

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

Oh yeah, I'm Vegan

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By *ersona101Man 28 weeks ago

Letchworth

I don't do charity

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By *ualityNotQuantityUKCouple 28 weeks ago

Leicester

You're lucky I'm desperate

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By *odgerMooreMan 28 weeks ago

Rummage Up The Jumper

Ignore the weeping sores

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By *ensual DesiresMan 28 weeks ago

Teesside/North Yorkshire

Do you want children.

Shall we get married

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By *oxy-RedWoman 28 weeks ago

pink panther territory

Your dick is tiny

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By *exyScientistsCouple 28 weeks ago

Castlebar

Please don't touch that

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By (user no longer on site) 28 weeks ago

I shaved for that

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By *erkshire8299Man 28 weeks ago

slough

Shall we go Dutch?

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple 28 weeks ago

Ryde

"I'm friends with Glitter..."

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By *cLovin2Man 28 weeks ago

London

Do you do anal?

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 28 weeks ago

Hatfield

Sorry wrong hole …

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By *cLovin2Man 28 weeks ago

London

Can your sister join?

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By *emimapuddlefuckMan 28 weeks ago

Bridgwater

Having it, or what?

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By *cLovin2Man 28 weeks ago

London

Did you used to be a dude?

(Ok more than 4)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 28 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Do Farts have Lumps ?

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By *erfHerder74Man 28 weeks ago

Inverclyde

My wife’s calling me

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By *eckard25Man 28 weeks ago

North West Durham

I am touching cloth

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By *cribeMan 28 weeks ago

Bridgend

I’ll just unscrew it

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By *ot so needyMan 28 weeks ago

Galway

Profile pics are deceiving.

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By *ot so needyMan 28 weeks ago

Galway

You don't need dessert

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By *ripfillMan 28 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I’m getting my coat

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By *mo512Man 28 weeks ago

LONDON

How'd you spell 'injunction'?

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By *cribeMan 28 weeks ago

Bridgend

Is that the time.

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By *ot so needyMan 28 weeks ago

Galway

Tracking apps really work.

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By *ickedtiesWoman 28 weeks ago

limerick

Are you that boring?

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By *lint25Man 28 weeks ago

newport

Chianti & fava beans?

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By *ggdrasil66Man 28 weeks ago

Saltdean

Yeah, fat girls sweat more.

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By *assConductorMan 28 weeks ago

the wild

Jizzed in my pants.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 28 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

“Do you like banter”

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By *ot so needyMan 28 weeks ago

Galway

My mom works here

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By *ickedtiesWoman 28 weeks ago

limerick

I have had bigger 😈

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By *ickedtiesWoman 28 weeks ago

limerick

Where are the snacks

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By *ot so needyMan 28 weeks ago

Galway

Thought you were sexier

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 28 weeks ago

Hatfield

I didn’t touch the sides …

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By *ildTimes.Man 28 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Got any hot friends?

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By *exyScientistsCouple 28 weeks ago

Castlebar

The test was positive

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By (user no longer on site) OP 27 weeks ago

"Can your sister join?

I've actually been asked dis

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By *ot so needyMan 27 weeks ago

Galway

"Can your sister join?

I've actually been asked dis

I bet it didn't ruin the date🤣🤭

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Are you in yet?

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By *n at the DeeP endCouple 27 weeks ago

Manchester

Beggars can't be choosers

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By *quirrel!Man 27 weeks ago

You ever seen Catfish?

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By *iddlesticksMan 27 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Your place or yours.

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By *hesblokeMan 27 weeks ago

Derbyshire village

I have turned up.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan 27 weeks ago

St Leonards

Fucking hell you're ugly!

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By *igboyreecexxxMan 27 weeks ago

hemel

What’s your name again?

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By *ruceyyMan 27 weeks ago

London

Damn itchy genital fleas!

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By (user no longer on site) 27 weeks ago

Are you paying then?!?! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP 27 weeks ago

"Can your sister join?

I've actually been asked dis

I bet it didn't ruin the date🤣🤭"

No I actually found the funny side of it

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By *uziTV69TV/TS 27 weeks ago

Newcastle

I support Leeds United

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By *o_yeur_eyes_onlyMan 27 weeks ago

Londontown

No lighty no likey

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By *antam AvershiresMan 27 weeks ago

Falme

Yeah, aquitted by mistrial

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 27 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

You looked prettier online

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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago

"Damn itchy genital fleas!"

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By *oeBeansMan 26 weeks ago

London

That's a big main!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago

"That's a big main!"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Central

I'm Adolph Hitler reincarnated

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By *omeones GrumpMan 26 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

I drive a BMW

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

You got any lube?

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

I reside with parents usually does the trick!

PS - its true.

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By *exyScientistsCouple 26 weeks ago

Castlebar

Can I borrow money?

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman 26 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

It doesn't usually ooze..

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By *enshun4Man 26 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Open wide and swallow

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