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Better at the sex: Part 1
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By *enk15 OP Man 29 weeks ago
Evesham |
As a mediocre shagger I've decided to embark on a quest to become better at the sex by putting forth sex surveys to you good folk!
Part 1: “And then I went and spoiled it all by saying something stupid like…”
Sex talk. What has someone whispered into your ear during the throes of passion that has made you throw them off of you or killed the mood? Just so I know what not to say
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By *enk15 OP Man 29 weeks ago
Evesham |
"Mediocre?
Yes. No judgement please.
Self improvement bud.
I’ve been trying “self improvement” since I was 14… hasn’t gotten me far.
Good effort, but you’re probably doomed "
Probably. Luckily I have an average personality to fall back on. |
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By *ags73Man 29 weeks ago
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"Mediocre?
Yes. No judgement please.
Self improvement bud.
I’ve been trying “self improvement” since I was 14… hasn’t gotten me far.
Good effort, but you’re probably doomed
Probably. Luckily I have an average personality to fall back on."
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By *enk15 OP Man 29 weeks ago
Evesham |
""Where do you want daddies cummies babygirl?"
After that sentence, nowhere lol it was the word cummies that put me off more than anything 🤢 "
Daddies
Cummies (this is a new one for me)
Babygirl
None of it sounds good. |
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Settled in for a BJ at the end of a 3-hour session and suddenly the guy gets all chatty and asks are you really your fab age?? It gave me the giggles, so I sat up and said oh do you just want to have a chat instead  |
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""But I really do think the Vimle will work better with the shape and light of the room than the Landskrona..."
That's the sort of thing I might say. 🫣🤣"
You realised you've just crushed my fantasies about you Julie 😥😭😫 |
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He said "BOOM" for a laugh, while he was inside me. I think it was a quote from a film we'd just watched. We laughed so much, it killed it for a while. I just could not stop thinking about it and giggling 🙈 |
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Two times in my life I have been in the throws and their husband/partner have come home early/unannounced. I don't remember the exact wording but needless to say, on both occasions, what was said at that point definitely killed the mood. |
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