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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago

Talk me through it?

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Get some tissues p

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Wanker

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby

Start with the tip and then... Wait! No! Arggggh! 💦💦💦

Fuck! 😓

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By *stellaWoman 19 weeks ago

London

*ahem*

[clears throat]

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wanker"
first of today

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"*ahem*

[clears throat]

"

come on over

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today "

Rookie numbers

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Wanker first of today "

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Get some tissues p"
nah. I’m a messy boy

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By *stellaWoman 19 weeks ago

London


"*ahem*

[clears throat]

come on over"

[opens throat]

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers"

Mr, what are you on?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

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By *ave1976XXXMan 19 weeks ago

newmarket


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit."

Naughty habit

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By *erdyEstLdner 82Man 19 weeks ago

Ilford

Get some lube to avoid chafing, forget the tissues have a posh wank instead, a lot less mess to clear up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"*ahem*

[clears throat]

come on over

[opens throat]"

That’s my eyes rolling back

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Start thinking about me first

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips."

Go away you creep

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Start thinking about me first"

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep"

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

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By *ude LawMan 19 weeks ago

Harrogate

You put your left arm in.

Your left arm out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit."

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through"

Narcowank

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy "

You called my willy small the other day granny

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through

Narcowank"

Narcowanker

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Wanker first of today

I do not believe that for a second. Filthy habit.

Believe it babe. I’ll be asleep mid way through

Narcowank

Narcowanker"

🤪😈

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

For those about to wank, we salute you! 🫡

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"For those about to wank, we salute you! 🫡"

🍆

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny"

In your dreams

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By *bboredguyMan 19 weeks ago

montrose

Got my fleshlight out

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on? "

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny

In your dreams"

I don’t dream of you. Stop killing my erection

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast "

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan 19 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

You'll go blind

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By *aughtyTwoCouple 19 weeks ago

Southampton


"Talk me through it?"

Sent you a photo to help, hope it does x

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings"

Nah, that would surely be the women on Fab if I ever uploaded a cock pic 😘

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 19 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny

In your dreams I don’t dream of you. Stop killing my erection "

Get off fab then 🤷‍♀️

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 19 weeks ago

Hatfield

Up and down

Repeat

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Talk me through it?

Sent you a photo to help, hope it does x"

It most certainly will

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Wrinkly.

Little.

Lips.

Go away you creep

We both know that’s not what you want, big boy

You called my willy small the other day granny

In your dreams I don’t dream of you. Stop killing my erection

Get off fab then 🤷‍♀️"

No.

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"You'll go blind "

I think I'd risk one eye... 🫣

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings

Nah, that would surely be the women on Fab if I ever uploaded a cock pic 😘"

Will we ever know 😈

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 19 weeks ago

North West

Did you spaff yet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Did you spaff yet?

"

No. TMN ruined it

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby


"Wanker

first of today

Rookie numbers

Mr, what are you on?

Like, 7. And that was before breakfast

Joe ..single handedly responsible for the amber flood warnings

Nah, that would surely be the women on Fab if I ever uploaded a cock pic 😘

Will we ever know 😈"

Maybe one day if I'm feeling adventurous 😇

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 19 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it "

I'll send you some wank fodder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder."

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

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By *ensuallover1000Man 19 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Grip that bad boy and give him a good old tug to an allegro beat before gradually building up to a Prestissimo for the grand finale 👍🏻👍🏻

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 19 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be. "

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind.

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By *tudgboy1981Man 19 weeks ago

Wigan

Over some nice pics

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By *ussy whisperer1000Man 19 weeks ago

west mids


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. "

. Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 19 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm"

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy "

Eurgh. Not Durkheim

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

Eurgh. Not Durkheim "

send some Marxism grrrrrr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 19 weeks ago

North West


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

Eurgh. Not Durkheim "

Not to you. To the other dude that asked.

You're getting something a bit more recent.

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By *ripfillMan 19 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

I have a great Haynes workshop manual if that helps !??

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By *ripfillMan 19 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant


"Did you spaff yet?

No. TMN ruined it

I'll send you some wank fodder.

Yes. Thank you.

The more pictures I receive the bigger my edge session will be.

Be careful on the edge. You might sprain something.

I'll send something to stimulate your mind. . Sounds great I will get my cock out mmmmmm

I will be sending a condensed volume of the works of Emile Durkheim.

Enjoy

Eurgh. Not Durkheim

Not to you. To the other dude that asked.

You're getting something a bit more recent."

Durkheim … the very person who labelled / invented the “division of labour” … ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago

Ok brb

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By (user no longer on site) OP    19 weeks ago

Yeah. Top 5 wanks.

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By *orkawayalotMan 19 weeks ago

love sex

About to have me aecond one of rhe day love horny phone aswell

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