"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it? 
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜"
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it? "
You had me at shopping MB 😁 |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin? "
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻 |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
You had me at shopping MB 😁"
Oh well, there is always a stumbling block 😭 |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻"
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence  |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence "
You stole my heart at cooking (which I am really, REALLY bad at) 😍😜 |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence
You stole my heart at cooking (which I am really, REALLY bad at) 😍😜"
Oh well, I think you know you will not be shortchanged on that. |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence
You stole my heart at cooking (which I am really, REALLY bad at) 😍😜
Oh well, I think you know you will not be shortchanged on that. "
Btw, you are definately good at the stuff I listed or shall I wait and see what other offers I get before we clinch it  |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence
You stole my heart at cooking (which I am really, REALLY bad at) 😍😜
Oh well, I think you know you will not be shortchanged on that.
Btw, you are definately good at the stuff I listed or shall I wait and see what other offers I get before we clinch it "
Ahhh well…. Um…I can clean a car…. 😜👍🏻 |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence
You stole my heart at cooking (which I am really, REALLY bad at) 😍😜
Oh well, I think you know you will not be shortchanged on that.
Btw, you are definately good at the stuff I listed or shall I wait and see what other offers I get before we clinch it
Ahhh well…. Um…I can clean a car…. 😜👍🏻"
Now he tells me. I can't have different ones for each of those. What would the neighbours say? |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence
You stole my heart at cooking (which I am really, REALLY bad at) 😍😜
Oh well, I think you know you will not be shortchanged on that.
Btw, you are definately good at the stuff I listed or shall I wait and see what other offers I get before we clinch it
Ahhh well…. Um…I can clean a car…. 😜👍🏻
Now he tells me. I can't have different ones for each of those. What would the neighbours say? "
😂😂 A house of ill repute? 😜 |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Deal 👍🏻 Will you marry me? 🥰🥰😜
Can we just still do it but live in sin?
😂 This is acceptable 👍🏻👍🏻
I did not think it would be that easy. Is there a catch? Should I do quite a bit more due diligence
You stole my heart at cooking (which I am really, REALLY bad at) 😍😜
Oh well, I think you know you will not be shortchanged on that.
Btw, you are definately good at the stuff I listed or shall I wait and see what other offers I get before we clinch it
Ahhh well…. Um…I can clean a car…. 😜👍🏻
Now he tells me. I can't have different ones for each of those. What would the neighbours say?
😂😂 A house of ill repute? 😜"
I'll think about it after I have some other offers to consider otherwise it sounds like I might be the sgortchanged one  |
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"Oh well, looked like a good deal to me at least
It looks like you might be stuck with me after all 😜🥰🥰
Oh well, anything else apart from cleaning the car you are good at? "
Let me see…..I’m a pro-level hoover specialist; I even go right up against the skirting boards and everything 😇😜
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"Oh well, looked like a good deal to me at least
It looks like you might be stuck with me after all 😜🥰🥰
Oh well, anything else apart from cleaning the car you are good at?
Let me see…..I’m a pro-level hoover specialist; I even go right up against the skirting boards and everything 😇😜
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That sounds a bit kinky to me  |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it? "
Who is doing the DIY around the house?
I can't knock a nail in straight |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it?
Who is doing the DIY around the house?
I can't knock a nail in straight "
Spunds familiar |
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By *ornycougaWoman 27 weeks ago
WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT |
"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it? "
No. That was my life for 26 years |
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"You clean the car, decorate tge house, fix the dripping tap, tidy up the garage ... you get my drift? I do the shopping, cook, clean and iron. Are you up for it? "
Are you going to moan about doing it? |
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