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By *ild_oats OP   Man 25 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

If you were to be banned from your local library, what would be the reason?

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By *he_turtle_movesMan 25 weeks ago

york

Constant whispering just to hear the librarian shush me again

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By *vaRoseWoman 25 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

My constant ordering of smut books

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By *ll-Knight-longMan 25 weeks ago

Derby/Notts(Long Eaton)

Sneaking out with 500 year old manuscripts to copy them

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By *hief_Of_AlwaysMan 25 weeks ago

1313 Mockingbird Lane…

Fighting over the latest issue of SFX

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By *orthernJayMan 25 weeks ago

Elsewhere

Growing up we had a family friend who was chief librarian at our local library, she ran the place akin to a military operation!

Any infringement and your library card was revoked for a period of time, this meant they kept your card behind the desk, leaving you begging for its return post ban!

I also recall a coloured card system used to indicate none fine payers, late returners and regular rule infringers to the other librarians!

When she was eventually retired, she died quite quickly afterwards, I’ve never seen so many people at a funeral, before or since!

Random thoughts so apologies OP

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By *orthernJayMan 25 weeks ago

Elsewhere


"My constant ordering of smut books"

Lady Chatterley or the latest Jilly Cooper

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Chatting up the Liberians

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By *mmaleiaWoman 25 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Playing ‘bogies’

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By *enk15Man 25 weeks ago

Evesham

Helping myself to the self help books.

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 25 weeks ago

Hatfield

Looking up rude words in the dictionary and making loud giggling noise when I ring them

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By *linyMan 25 weeks ago

Manchester/London

For organising a FAB social there

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By *aidbacklover2021Man 25 weeks ago

perth

Chatting up the lesbian librarian and trying to turn her onto cock

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By *ustAnotherMan 25 weeks ago

brumish

Hard to get banned from something that the councils already closed

Maybe id get banned for opening a library and increasing council tax

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By *aveyougotmymarblesMan 25 weeks ago

3rd rock from the sun

Showing everyone that my prnis was in the Guinness book of world records then being told to take it out

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By *ellhungvweMan 25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Making the photo books all sticky.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 25 weeks ago

North West

Using the 10p a copy photocopier to make squished boob pics

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By *arrenhertsmanMan 25 weeks ago

Hatfield


"Using the 10p a copy photocopier to make squished boob pics "

Id take your pics for free…

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Swapping the DVDs for the porn equivalents

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By *2000ManMan 25 weeks ago

Worthing

Asking why no "Esc0rt", "Men Only" or "Razzle" magazines on the top shelf.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

Sitting in the Story Time Corner when i'm not with the kids......

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Careless whispers

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By *estructionDollyWoman 25 weeks ago

Manchester

Getting fucked up against the stacks when I should be working

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan 25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

For being the one fucking her up against the stacks when she should be working.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Forgetting to take things back in time, because it would take me so long to read anything. Unless it was a graphic novel.

Actually, haven't used a library for many years now. I barely read anymore, as I struggle to stay focused. Not many books are printed in Bionic, Open Sans or Verdana.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 25 weeks ago

Manchester


"For being the one fucking her up against the stacks when she should be working."

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Using fab.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 25 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


"Playing ‘bogies’ "

Bogies!

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By *ty31Man 25 weeks ago

NW London

Re-enacting that scene from Ghostbusters 👻

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 25 weeks ago

The Lake District

do such places still exist?

thought they closed when local bus services to them were also cut back

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