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If you were a sweet, what would you be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago

Me?

I'm a Maltezer... I'll melt in your mouth but not in your hand ....

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Fruit pastille

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By *parkle1974Woman 25 weeks ago

Leeds

Jawbreaker

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By *itygamesMan 25 weeks ago

a rolo , cos i always give myself the last one.

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By *ay W. BeauWoman 25 weeks ago

Wolvo

Haribo tangfastic - the cherry one

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By *ony MannMan 25 weeks ago

South Newton

A gobstopper

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Foam banana 🍌

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By *ros40Man 25 weeks ago

Bedford

Gummy bear

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

🌈 ✨ WHAM bar 🎇 🎉

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By *obilebottomMan 25 weeks ago

All over

Croquembouche

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By *inks_n_GigglesMan 25 weeks ago

Basingstoke

Freddo, cheap but popular with Mums!

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Flying Saucer, soft on the outside sour on the in.

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By *estructionDollyWoman 25 weeks ago

Manchester

Sherbert lemon - looks sweet on the outside but sour as fuck on the inside 😁

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By *ulieScrumptiousWoman 25 weeks ago

North West

"Me?

I'm a Maltezer... I'll melt in your mouth but not in your hand ...."

Was than not a Minstrel? 🤔

I'm whatever the pedantic sweet is. 😂

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

I’d be sweetbreads..

Because I’m just offal…

(I’ll see myself out) 🤣🤣

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By *iz78Woman 25 weeks ago

wirral

Sweet peanuts. Sweet, a bit nutty and might cut your tongue 👅

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By *aitonelMan 25 weeks ago

Liverpool

Guylian Seashells

Because I'm fucking amazing, that's why.

Or a chocolate orange.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 25 weeks ago

The Lake District

A Kola kube,sugary sweet on the outside with a few hard edges but soft and chewy in the centre

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Topic. Proper nutty

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By *rSircumsizedMan 25 weeks ago

Risca

Jolly Ranchers, proper fruity

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

A strawberry bon bon.

You won't know whether to wait for me to melt or to take a bite and chew me.

Or the Last Rolo

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By *obandruthCouple 25 weeks ago

wolverhampton

Eaten.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Revels.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

A finger of fudge.go on I no you want to

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By *exyScientistsCouple 25 weeks ago

Castlebar

An Easter egg

Sweet on the outside, empty inside 🤣

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By *loomy GirlWoman 25 weeks ago

leicester

"Me?

I'm a Maltezer... I'll melt in your mouth but not in your hand ....

Was than not a Minstrel? 🤔

I'm whatever the pedantic sweet is. 😂"

That was actually M&m’s slogan lol

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By *abioMan 25 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

I am so tempted to say “bounty” just to see if anyone can guess the joke that would get me cancelled…. 🫣

Anyway… real answer is a wurther original!!! … something from back in the day that granny may gag on!!

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS 25 weeks ago

1127 walnut avenue

Anthrax ripple...😉

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By *ife NinjaMan 25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Wine gum. Soft, squishy but juicy on the lips

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By *ortyairCouple 25 weeks ago

Wallasey

Hubby has literally just looked at me and said I'd be a 'Sour' one, funny fucker haha, Mrs x

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By *ookie46Woman 25 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

An opal fruit or starbursts for the younger generation

Fruity and juicy and one is never enough

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