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By *inaTitzTV/TS 29 weeks ago
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I hope you're ok.
From Masai Graham, who is well worth looking up:
"I tried to steal spaghetti from the shop, but the female guard saw me and I couldn't get pasta."
and:
"My dad suggested I register for a donor card - he's a man after my own heart." |
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A couple were playing a game of golf when his partner got hit on the head by a golf ball and knocked unconscious, he ran to the club house shouting I need a doctor! my wife has been hit by a golf ball.
A man stood up saying he was a doctor,
" Where has she been hit" he asked
"Between the first and second hole" the man replied.
"Blimey!" Said the doctor " doesn't give much room for a plaster!"
Get well soon x
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Hope to hear you will be let back home soon. Get well x
Now Recently I was at a store walking down an aisle that contained flash drives and hard drives. I have to say, it was quite a walk down memory lane!
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A guy off Fab takes a flight and heads on holiday to the States. He is sat next to an absolute cracker of a woman. He soon realised she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?” She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."
He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs! Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your business at this convention?” “Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.” “Really?” he said. “What kind of myths are there?” “Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is men of Welsh descent who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the the Greek man, not the Italian.”
Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t even know your name.”
“Tonto Papadopoulos" the man said, “but my mates call me 'Taff'" |
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