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over a year ago
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Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice. |
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over a year ago
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"Oh Wendi, I need to know whether I’m making a fool of myself trying to make something happen with them. "
If you're referring to a meet with a lady or couple.
Is there a reason you think you're being a fool.
Are you doing all the chasing, jumping through hoops etc.
Just be your fabulous self, never chase any person or persons.
If it's ment to be it will.
The good old saying, only fools rush in. Has meaning.
If it's meant to happen it will, never chase or force anything.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh Wendi, I need to know whether I’m making a fool of myself trying to make something happen with them.
If you're referring to a meet with a lady or couple.
Is there a reason you think you're being a fool.
Are you doing all the chasing, jumping through hoops etc.
Just be your fabulous self, never chase any person or persons.
If it's ment to be it will.
The good old saying, only fools rush in. Has meaning.
If it's meant to happen it will, never chase or force anything.
Love Auntie Wendi x"
Thank you Auntie Wendi ❤️❤️❤️ |
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over a year ago
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"Hi, Auntie Wendi.
Who is your favourite Death In Paradise detective?
My friend says it's Father Dougal but I say it's the idiot boy from the BT adverts."
Unfortunately I couldn't answer that question, as I've never watched the show.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendi
Please help , I’m so confused, are those cows small or far away?"
Oh the only way I can answer that question is with this link. It's the first thing I thought of straight away to answer it.
https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0?si=90earYRwWumORWHd
Love Auntie Wendi x
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"Auntie Wendi
Please help , I’m so confused, are those cows small or far away?
Oh the only way I can answer that question is with this link. It's the first thing I thought of straight away to answer it.
https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0?si=90earYRwWumORWHd
Love Auntie Wendi x
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Ty Auntie Wendi  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Which should I eat first- star bar or peanut lion bar ?"
Depends on which is your favourite.
I'd just be greedy and have bith at the same time.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Is there a need for concern if eating fruit pastilles in a coloured order ?"
Unless you've ocd then no.
Honestly eat them which ever way you prefer and enjoy.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Everyone is missing the very obvious, but utterly serious question here
pineapple on pizza, yes or no.
Personally I say no. Should be a law against it "
There’s a special place in hell reserved for those that like that abomination |
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"Everyone is missing the very obvious, but utterly serious question here
pineapple on pizza, yes or no.
Personally I say no. Should be a law against it
There’s a special place in hell reserved for those that like that abomination "
Agreed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Everyone is missing the very obvious, but utterly serious question here
pineapple on pizza, yes or no.
Personally I say no. Should be a law against it "
Yes there should be, pizza shouldn't be ruined with pineapple.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My husband's asked for a threesome for his birthday. But it's a lot of effort. Is a case of beer an acceptable substitute? "
You reap what you sew, when you put the effort in you get the reward.
If it's something you'll enjoy too why not.
Take your time putting the effort in to finding the right person and you'll be rewarded.
Remember you've a birthday too and it's a two way street.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice."
Can you tell me what the hell is going on in Severance? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Ok boys and girls and all those in-between. It's time again for your favourite Agony Aunt, so anything you need help with ask away and I shall give you my advice.
Can you tell me what the hell is going on in Severance? "
Unfortunately I've never watched it to be able to comment on it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi,
Can you please tell me why people say weird shit when they’re d*unk "
As they've less filters up, so come out with stupid stuff. Some might think in their head somethings funny when it's not.
It's just the chemical imbalance alcohol has on people and can make them say stuff without thinking first, or they don't realise the ramifications something they can say will have, as they're not thinking properly.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Auntie Wendi
... why isn't the person who inveted "Toast" remembered or revered???
When you truly understand the evolution and development of us as species.. cultivating, processing, fermenting, kneading and baking the wonder that is Bread..
It's truly mind boggling.
Fresh bread is a thing of art, wonder and beauty.
Then for some mad bastard to go...
Fuck it ... cook it again!
That person is a maverick and revolutionary
I for one salute them. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will I ever find fab exciting again?"
If your not enjoying it take a break.
I think m with most on here it can get very monotonous, try engaging in forums, communicating with others more, they can be fun at times.
If it's no working for you, hide your profile and take a break and you might enjoy it more when you come back.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi
... why isn't the person who inveted "Toast" remembered or revered???
When you truly understand the evolution and development of us as species.. cultivating, processing, fermenting, kneading and baking the wonder that is Bread..
It's truly mind boggling.
Fresh bread is a thing of art, wonder and beauty.
Then for some mad bastard to go...
Fuck it ... cook it again!
That person is a maverick and revolutionary
I for one salute them."
Like many others who discovered or invented many things. They're not remembered for it.
Unfortunately that's life, people don't put a lot of thought into discovering certain things. Ots a good one yo know it could be a question in a pub quiz some day.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Auntie Wendi, why are we both awake at 5 am?
Do you also have a sore abs sore cock & teeth marks on your bum ? "
Unfortunately I start work at 6am.
I'm not that lucky.
No rest for the wicked.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Auntie Wendi, am I worse than desperately seeking Susan or should I just give up the search for ladies at this stage of the morning…
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Never chase anyone, put a bit of effort in yes.
There's a very fine line between being keen and looking desperate.
Your Susan will come when you're least expecting it.
Love Auntie Wendi x |
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Wendi, I have long been a Judy Dench detractor - well disliker to be more accurate. I feel it will all end in intense hatred and I will be baying at the moon at the very mention of her name. What can I do to speed up the process? |
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"Wendi, I have long been a Judy Dench detractor - well disliker to be more accurate. I feel it will all end in intense hatred and I will be baying at the moon at the very mention of her name. What can I do to speed up the process?"
Your the one driving the car and your in full control of your destination, it's up to you how quickly you want to get there.
Love Auntie Wendi x
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