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If you had a massive shlong
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"What would you do with it?" If??? Ffs. People are never happy  | |||
"Definitely helicopter " Where you flying too? | |||
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"Definitely helicopter Where you flying too?" That's a good question 😂 | |||
"Definitely helicopter Where you flying too? That's a good question 😂" ShLong Island ? | |||
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"I'd wear really tight trousers, like Tom Jones in the 70's, and strut around town looking like this "I feel seen. | |||
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"That woman stuck in a spaceship could climb down it like Jack's beanstalk " About time those pantos were updated! | |||
Not sure what I’d do, but I can tell you that my wardrobe would consist of cycling shorts and not much else. | |||
"That woman stuck in a spaceship could climb down it like Jack's beanstalk About time those pantos were updated! " Aladdin rubbing his "lamp" | |||
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"I can tell you that my wardrobe would consist of cycling shorts and not much else." Wouldn't the tip of your shlong get cold sticking out the bottom of your cycling shorts ? | |||
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"I have... my hubby!!!" Do you call him Shlong John Silver ? | |||
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" It would become my entire personality and eat up every waking thought. " When you got a hard on would it suck all the blood from your brain ? | |||
"That woman stuck in a spaceship could climb down it like Jack's beanstalk About time those pantos were updated! Aladdin rubbing his "lamp"" I mean 'Dick' Whittington already | |||
" I mean 'Dick' Whittington already "And his pussy ! | |||
" It would become my entire personality and eat up every waking thought. When you got a hard on would it suck all the blood from your brain ?" Brain? What brain? I have a massive schlong. I don’t need anything else 🤣🤣 | |||
"I have... my hubby!!! Do you call him Shlong John Silver ?" Oh I call him alot of things!!! But he's mine and I love him lol x | |||
"What would you do with it?" Id buy it a nice coat | |||
"I have... my hubby!!! Do you call him Shlong John Silver ?" They live on Pleaure Island  | |||
" About time those pantos were updated! " Hansel sticking his "finger" through the cage so the witch can feel how big it is | |||
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"Stick it in some of my lovers " Like a kebab skewer ? | |||
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"Stick it in some of my lovers Like a kebab skewer ?" I hope one of them is called Donna 🤞 | |||
"I reckon it could coil up like a boa constrictor and just sit in the cycling shorts looking like a massive cinnamon swirl." Or a Cumberland ring | |||
"I reckon it could coil up like a boa constrictor and just sit in the cycling shorts looking like a massive cinnamon swirl." They didn’t call him 'Lance' Armstrong for nothing.  | |||
" They didn’t call him 'Lance' Armstrong for nothing. " | |||
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"Stick it in some of my lovers Like a kebab skewer ?" No | |||
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"Keep quiet about it. 🤷♂️" 😂😂😂😂😂 | |||
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My massive schlong would spurt like a veritable Vesuvius | |||
" My massive schlong would spurt like a veritable Vesuvius "Would it petrify everyone in its wake ? | |||
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" My massive schlong would spurt like a veritable Vesuvius
Would it petrify everyone in its wake ?"Possibly, with a face like this: 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 (i’m going to hell) | |||
"I reckon it could coil up like a boa constrictor and just sit in the cycling shorts looking like a massive cinnamon swirl. They didn’t call him 'Lance' Armstrong for nothing. "Lance=needle | |||
" Lance=needle" = prick | |||
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"What would you do with it?" Tuck it in my sock | |||
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" Lance=needle= prick" To quote Cheryl Crow 'Lance Armstrong is a lying toad' | |||
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