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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man 26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Over to you good folks 👍🏻 …….

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple 26 weeks ago

Reigate

Parp

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By *iss DevilWoman 26 weeks ago

Bedford

My butt is blowing kisses for you"

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By *entleman.kMan 26 weeks ago

bilston, wolves,walsall, dudley

Fully exhaled

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 26 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Trump

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple 26 weeks ago

llanelli

Cutting the cheese

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By *anonfire96Man 26 weeks ago

Mansfield

Rattling the tiles.

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By *lipperywhenwet07Couple 26 weeks ago

llanelli

"Trump"
. No that’s for shit….

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By *thbham54Man 26 weeks ago

Birmingham

Flump

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By *ools and the brainCouple 26 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Straiffing.

Cut the cheese.

Guffed.

Pumped.

Dropped your guts

Beef stew.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man 26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Straiffing.

Cut the cheese.

Guffed.

Pumped.

Dropped your guts

Beef stew."

😂😂😂 ‘Dropping your guts’ and ‘Beef Stew’ - I shall add these delightful entries to my vocabulary post haste! 👍🏻👍🏻😂

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By *abluesbabyMan 26 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Botty-Burp

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 26 weeks ago

Durham

Crop dusting

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By *aoirse NaughtyWoman 26 weeks ago

Cork

Tut

Always loved the phrase

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By *ynamicnatureMan 26 weeks ago

Doncaster

Stepped on a frog

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By *eniseStockingsTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Salisbury

Coughing in your pants

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By *xhib12Man 26 weeks ago

Blyth

Smuggling ducks

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By *2000ManMan 26 weeks ago

Worthing

Anal fanfare.

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By *ildTimes.Man 26 weeks ago

Wherever I May Roam

Going to the lobby... Apparently 😂😂

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By *xhib12Man 26 weeks ago

Blyth

Arsequake

Bottom burp

Backdoor breeze

Tail wind

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By *porty_and_NaughtyCouple 26 weeks ago

Swansea

Fluffing

Mrs

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man 26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Going to the lobby... Apparently 😂😂"

😂😂😂 I now MUST utilise this one 😂😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

My Nan used to call it ‘letting polly out of prison’!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man 26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂 These have made me laugh - thank you all 🤗🤗🤗

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man 26 weeks ago

newport

More tea vicar

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By *andaloriansCouple 26 weeks ago

Malvern

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By *andaloriansCouple 26 weeks ago

Malvern

Sharing my suffering

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By *ozapperMan 26 weeks ago

Lancashire

Opening ones lunch

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By *aryportmanMan 26 weeks ago

Whitehaven

Guff,

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By *ild_oatsMan 26 weeks ago

the land of saints & sinners

Trumpet solo

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Love puff ☺️

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By *mf123Man 26 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

You would think id be all over a thread like this but nope

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman 26 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"You would think id be all over a thread like this but nope"

That’s a long winded way to say fart

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By *issolvedOrdersMan 26 weeks ago

Bristol

"You would think id be all over a thread like this but nope

That’s a long winded way to say fart"

See what you did there 👏

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Have farts got lumps in them?

Aahh woops

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By *hMeOhMyOhCouple 26 weeks ago

Gloucestershire

In our household it is called ‘airing’,

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By *orphia2003Woman 26 weeks ago

Tonypandy.

Windy-pops

Fut-fut

Tromp

Let rip

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By *ornyOAPMan 26 weeks ago

Fethiye

Kamikaze (Devine wind)

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By *ustAnotherMan 26 weeks ago

Midlands

Baking an exquisite air biscuit

Filling the room

Deploying a gaseous anomaly

Pump

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By *reeneggsandsamMan 26 weeks ago

Perpignan and cap

Apple tarting

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By *oughmanMan 26 weeks ago

Sunderland

Tooted when I was younger.

Pumped is the one I heard for the first time when I moved up this way.

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By *rafter69Man 26 weeks ago

upminster

Trouser cough

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By *itygamesMan 26 weeks ago

blow off

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Gurt pharp

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By *0ng0 furyMan 26 weeks ago

Birkenhead

mate's dad used to come home after the pub.. let rip.. and loudly proclaim

"I SEE NO SHIPS!!!"

all this whilst looking around the room making binoclar shapes around his eyes with his hands, as if he looking out to sea

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By *eoBloomsMan 26 weeks ago

Springfield

Dropped one

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By *ubesloverMan 26 weeks ago

notts

Poofed

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By *ubesloverMan 26 weeks ago

notts

An explosion between the kidneys

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By *mmaleiaWoman 26 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Squeaky floorboards

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By *tockton GentMan 26 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

"My Nan used to call it ‘letting polly out of prison’!"

🤣🤣 - you've just reminded me that my Grandma used to say that!

"Who let Polly out of prison?" 🤣🤣

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

After my granddad farted he would always say…

"Get out, you don’t pay any rent!”

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man 26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

😂😂😂😂 I’m loving these! So many new and hilarious terms.

I can’t wait to employ them in fact.

…..When someone else releases one….of course 😜

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By *ontWannaMissASwingCouple 26 weeks ago

Bristol

Trouser trumpet

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By *issmorganWoman 26 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

Toot.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man 26 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Sounding the shit siren….

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