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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago

When you fancy the pants off someone and you just want to sit on them all the time, how soon before you fart in front of them?

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Straight away.

Might as well get it out in the open early on. This is me, don’t like it? There’s the door kinda thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago

"Straight away.

Might as well get it out in the open early on. This is me, don’t like it? There’s the door kinda thing. "

I love that people apologise after farting in the early stages. Cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Let it rip baby!

💨💨💨💨

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By *r.ZeusMan 26 weeks ago

Basgiath War College

Does it count if you do it in your sleep?

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

A few months, maybe?

Last time I was with my fwb I was drifting off to sleep and woke myself up with a fart. He's not admitted to being awake and hearing it, but I suspect he was...

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By *ollyPocket75Woman 26 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Never a good time for him to hear me fart, I try not to do it in front of him, but as said above I've done it in my sleep a couple of times and woke myself up but pretended to still be asleep. I'm sure he heard though! I've also done it during sex

which did make me laugh.