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Big Ben or my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago

Which one would you pick and why?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple 26 weeks ago

Brum

Depends on where the little hand points.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 26 weeks ago

North West

Can your cock tell the time?

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By *ude LawMan 26 weeks ago

Harrogate

I like waiting for the dongs.

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Does your cock have a big bell? 🔔

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Mine has rang a few bells

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By *iss KinkWoman 26 weeks ago

Up North

Love a bellend

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By *heelerMan 26 weeks ago

Northants

Tick Tock or little cock

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By *iss KinkWoman 26 weeks ago

Up North

"Can your cock tell the time? "

I bet yours can

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By *bi HaiveMan 26 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Who's Ben? 🤔

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By *reative-mindMan 26 weeks ago

exeter

Which one is best to hit with a tiny hammer to ring in the new year?

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By *vaRoseWoman 26 weeks ago

Ankh-Morpork

Is Big Ben like big Harold? But we don’t talk about him like we don’t talk about Bruno?

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By *NormalMan01Man 26 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Can your cock tell the time? "

It’s either six o’clock or 12. No in between.

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By *elvet RopeMan 26 weeks ago

by the big field

Does your cock perpetually have scaffolding round it and numerous tradesmen giving it attention to?

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By *om-the-DomMan 26 weeks ago

Chichester

Which has the largest bell ?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Big Ben, as I've seen it

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By *abluesbabyMan 26 weeks ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

Before choosing may I clarify the following:

1) Big Ben actually means the bell. Not the Great Clock of Westminster as it infamously, yet incorrectly, gets called.

2) Cock refers to the OP's penis as opposed to male farmhouse poultry that crow at dawn.

I do prefer to be in possession of all details when faced with such stark choices.

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By *exxyyDy11Man 26 weeks ago

North West

"Can your cock tell the time?

I bet yours can

Wait how did you know 😂

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By *inglenottsMan 26 weeks ago

derby

Was your cock recently renovated?

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