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I’m trying to shag my way through the whole site.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Can I be last? You'll be spaffing out dust by then and unlikely to ruin my hair. "
Even if I were spitting unicorns from it, I’d never aim for that marvellous Barnet of yours.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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Do we have to take a ticket or is it first come first shagged? We’re British so there’ll be an orderly queue
Will you be providing a buffet like refreshments? There’ll be minstrels.
Is their amble parking?
There’s a few spaces in the street that anyone can use.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?"
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag. |
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag. "
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that? |
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By *emma200Woman 26 weeks ago
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag. "
Sounds like I get to enjoy pudding too 🤭 |
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?"
He's a busy man, don't be slowing him down with your cervix |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?"
What’s a cervix? |
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?
He's a busy man, don't be slowing him down with your cervix"
I just want to know if I should stick to salad lest I'm at risk of puking. |
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?
What’s a cervix? "
The "press me" button deep inside a vagina that leads to cries of pain or finding out what our last meal was  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?
What’s a cervix?
The "press me" button deep inside a vagina that leads to cries of pain or finding out what our last meal was "
Is that anywhere near the cliquorice? It’s been a while since I’ve seen a map of the muff. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"Who’s first?
Have you set a time frame, and I hope you will have an adjudicator with you to check the figers. Or it might not make the record books. "
No time frame, no record attempt.
You in? |
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?
He's a busy man, don't be slowing him down with your cervix
I just want to know if I should stick to salad lest I'm at risk of puking."
Have a juice day when it's your turn  |
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"Can I at least have my dinner first?
Might take me a few days to get through them all. So, sure, get your grub in. It’ll keep your strength up for the epic shag.
What's your relationship with the cervix.
Do you like to prod it so hard our dinners are ejected, or are we safe from that?
What’s a cervix?
The "press me" button deep inside a vagina that leads to cries of pain or finding out what our last meal was
Is that anywhere near the cliquorice? It’s been a while since I’ve seen a map of the muff. "
lmfao, map of the muff. 😂x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 26 weeks ago
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"OP, I thought that was what I was doing? 🤔
Fancy being my wingman?  "
Splitting the workload……I like your thinking.
Plus, there’s a few chaps that don’t like willys in their bums. |
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