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I need to find a fwb
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Grab a globe, close your eyes, spin the globe and whatever country your finger lands on. Go to that country and find your FWB. "
I last saw her at my place but don’t know where she could’ve hidden |
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Me tooooo is this an advertising thread??
FWB needed for fucking and frolicking... Must be like Goldilocks - not to close, not too far, not too skinny, not too girthy, not too beardy, not too crazy, not too dull, not too busy, not too tall, not too short ... Definitely veggie ... And must like PITAs that bounce off the walls and sometimes cba 
I don't know why I've not been snapped up yet 🤭🤭🤭 |
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"Me tooooo is this an advertising thread??
FWB needed for fucking and frolicking... Must be like Goldilocks - not to close, not too far, not too skinny, not too girthy, not too beardy, not too crazy, not too dull, not too busy, not too tall, not too short ... Definitely veggie ... And must like PITAs that bounce off the walls and sometimes cba
I don't know why I've not been snapped up yet 🤭🤭🤭"
Fucking hell reads like a shopping list |
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By *elloWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Where do I look?
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I'm thinking about loitering around in Halfords, searching for a fwb with useful skills outside the bedroom as well as in.
Not sure if this is the correct location for the type of Fwb you're seeking . |
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"Me tooooo is this an advertising thread??
FWB needed for fucking and frolicking... Must be like Goldilocks - not to close, not too far, not too skinny, not too girthy, not too beardy, not too crazy, not too dull, not too busy, not too tall, not too short ... Definitely veggie ... And must like PITAs that bounce off the walls and sometimes cba
I don't know why I've not been snapped up yet 🤭🤭🤭
Fucking hell reads like a shopping list "
Shut up kneel down so i can rest my feet 😆😆🤭🤭 |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
I've got some coconuts (true story)"
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
I've got some coconuts (true story)"
Ooh and I have a shrubbery |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Have you ever been to a social or club?
Yes. Did I do them wrong?
Clearly. *le sigh*"
This one chick said she wouldn’t because something about her friends.  that was PEAK |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me"
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise"
What does a wingman actually do? |
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"Where do I look?
I'm thinking about loitering around in Halfords, searching for a fwb with useful skills outside the bedroom as well as in.
Not sure if this is the correct location for the type of Fwb you're seeking ."
I have crude carpentry skills 👋 |
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?"
Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭 |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?"
Builds wings for planes don’t they?? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?"
Help you get laid |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?
Builds wings for planes don’t they?? "
this too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?
Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭"
 it’s an evil world |
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?"
As I understand it he say what a great catch the lead is and if she has a friend takes her off for a bit of.... |
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?
Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭
it’s an evil world"
Fuck you pickles, stealing my coconuts and shrubbery  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?
Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭
it’s an evil world
Fuck you pickles, stealing my coconuts and shrubbery "
Don’t worry. Our friendship is safe |
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By *eliWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Have you ever been to a social or club?
Yes. Did I do them wrong?
Clearly. *le sigh*
This one chick said she wouldn’t because something about her friends. that was PEAK"
Fricking swirlers. Not worth the headspace. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?
Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭"
You’re not a wingman. You’re my partner in grime  |
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"I want one of these as well.
Well I say “one”
It’s like the Holy Grail
Maybe we should make a group -
The Knights that say fuck me
You and me- what a team!!
I’d be a great wingman Misty I promise
What does a wingman actually do?
Oh I'm binned off already 😭😭😭
You’re not a wingman. You’re my partner in grime "
Grime 🤣🤣🤣
Ok, so back to the shrubbery!! |
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I think somewhere online, but be honest about what you want, what you can offer, and your availability.
I've spoken to hundreds of men who say they want a fwb but they just want someone to tap up when they have a free afternoon/evening, for sex and maybe a cup of tea/drink.
They don't want the friendship part, just the benefits.
I had one man complain that I was never available for him, when I'd had loads of free days when he was busy. Almost all of my weeks were free days, but the couple of days he wanted to see me I was babysitting.
Finding compatibility isn't easy. |
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