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Can you tell who is sleeping with who?
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"Sometimes. But I don't want to invest the mental energy for that. I don't really care.
I think there’s a work romance going on"
My boss (!!!) took me into a meeting room to tell me she thought someone was having an affair with another colleague.
I just shrugged and didn’t respond. Let her ramble on until she felt stupid. I’m not into speculating or gossiping about others sex lives. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread..."
On the forums I just assume everyone is sleeping with everyone tbf |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Sometimes. But I don't want to invest the mental energy for that. I don't really care.
I think there’s a work romance going on
My boss (!!!) took me into a meeting room to tell me she thought someone was having an affair with another colleague.
I just shrugged and didn’t respond. Let her ramble on until she felt stupid. I’m not into speculating or gossiping about others sex lives. "
Not the boss being a gossip  |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
On the forums I just assume everyone is sleeping with everyone tbf"
If the forums were a family tree. It would be a wreath. |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
On the forums I just assume everyone is sleeping with everyone tbf
If the forums were a family tree. It would be a wreath."
I didn't even know that we had run off together until Willy reported it! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
On the forums I just assume everyone is sleeping with everyone tbf
If the forums were a family tree. It would be a wreath."
That’s the funniest thing. Everyone has shared partners
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
On the forums I just assume everyone is sleeping with everyone tbf
If the forums were a family tree. It would be a wreath.
I didn't even know that we had run off together until Willy reported it! "
Still denying it I see |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread..."
Yeah, subtlety is not people's long suits.
The other thing you notice is the attack dog. Post Opinion X, with or without anyone in mind. Person A can be described as not-X. Person B comes in and repeatedly attacks X and anyone who posts anything nice about X. That level of subservience - having to defend someone's honour or some shit - is both incredibly obvious and rather pathetic. |
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Get the inclination of who might be but it's none of my business. Don't really give it much thought and as far as I'm concerned I hope they all have as much fun as possible. Sure that's what everyone is here for after all. |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
On the forums I just assume everyone is sleeping with everyone tbf
If the forums were a family tree. It would be a wreath.
I didn't even know that we had run off together until Willy reported it!
Still denying it I see"
It's like I never existed 😭 |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread..."
I made sure lots of other people had posted first so I think we will get away with it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread..."
That's the pre first meet stage. It's when that stops happening that you know they've banged. |
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I don't tend to think about it.
The only time I need to know is if it's someone I want to bang and I'm only interested in the context whether they want to bang me too.
Unless they're planning on dragging their other partners into our dynamic I really have no need to know who else someone is fucking 💜 |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
On the forums I just assume everyone is sleeping with everyone tbf"
You wouldn’t be far wrong, guys are rubbish aren’t they ? just can’t help letting everyone know when they bang a hottie |
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When I worked in Lagos, Nigeria, it was very easy to tell. All the girls had to bang the head of HR if they wanted to keep their jobs and so every day one of them was getting in about an hour early. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"When I worked in Lagos, Nigeria, it was very easy to tell. All the girls had to bang the head of HR if they wanted to keep their jobs and so every day one of them was getting in about an hour early."
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No. The was once oblivious to the fact that a guy whose wife I worked with (He also worked at the same place) was having an affair with another colleague and they had a child. He and he wife stayed together. She once said to me that she wouldn't have married if she knew what she'd have to put up with  |
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"No. The was once oblivious to the fact that a guy whose wife I worked with (He also worked at the same place) was having an affair with another colleague and they had a child. He and he wife stayed together. She once said to me that she wouldn't have married if she knew what she'd have to put up with "
Why have a got Tammy Wynette's Stand By Your Man playing in my head 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I'm sleeping with pickle
Everyone is sleeping with pickle. It’s part of the fab terms & conditions. I think there’s a choice of him or RTG  "
They clearly all chose him then  |
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"No. The was once oblivious to the fact that a guy whose wife I worked with (He also worked at the same place) was having an affair with another colleague and they had a child. He and he wife stayed together. She once said to me that she wouldn't have married if she knew what she'd have to put up with
Why have a got Tammy Wynette's Stand By Your Man playing in my head 🤔"
🤔 I can't think... |
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"No. The was once oblivious to the fact that a guy whose wife I worked with (He also worked at the same place) was having an affair with another colleague and they had a child. He and he wife stayed together. She once said to me that she wouldn't have married if she knew what she'd have to put up with
Why have a got Tammy Wynette's Stand By Your Man playing in my head 🤔"
I had my heart broken by a woman named Tammy |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
That's the pre first meet stage. It's when that stops happening that you know they've banged."
Ok yeah, well called out  |
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I sometimes have lunch with our young lady at reception, she's convinced her colleagues are spreading rumours that I am shagging her. I'm not. I wish I was!
But I'm saving myself for her hot polish friend. Life's complicated at times |
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It often sticks out like a sore thumb, without any inherent curiousity. Like something feels different, oh those two are fucking, what was I doing again?
I tend to be more surprised to discover who wishes to sleep with me.
Yesterday, I thought I was being submarined by an old gf, it turned out it was someone new, I'd given my number to recently, with the same name.
A somewhat comical exchange ensued. |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly 
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair "
I had slept with everyone people thought I had slept with, I'd never be on the forums |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair
I had slept with everyone people thought I had slept with, I'd never be on the forums "
That's *IF* I had slept with, that should say 😅 |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair "
Girl in every port. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair "
Trust me he has |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair
Trust me he has"
Did you enjoy your go? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair
Trust me he has
Did you enjoy your go?"
check the veri |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"The ones you think are, usually aren't 🤷♀️
Ok that’s wild
You like that word lately, don't you?
I’ve been using that word since school times
That’s wild"
Fr |
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair
Trust me he has
Did you enjoy your go? check the veri"
You have too many for me to read them all! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"I can tell if forum people are sleeping together. Usually because they're following each other on every thread...
I follow you
Exactly
I assume Joe has slept with everyone to be fair
Trust me he has
Did you enjoy your go? check the veri
You have too many for me to read them all! "
Yeah I need to tell platonic connections to stop doing that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"Can we please stick to the thread topic rather than bullying me about all the sex I haven't had
You are the top scorer in the lounge
I'd rather stay humble heh"
lmfao
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"Can we please stick to the thread topic rather than bullying me about all the sex I haven't had
Release your inner-slut Joe.
He keeps a slut locked in his house? "
I've heard rumours, but I am not one for speculation. |
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I keep a log of all the clandestine encounters that have occurred within the forå.
The purpose for this isn't to see who has slept with who, but to see who is left unblemished so that I may focus on them and woo them before they are woo'd by someone else. (Of course they have to meet my criteria first) |
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"I keep a log of all the clandestine encounters that have occurred within the forå.
The purpose for this isn't to see who has slept with who, but to see who is left unblemished so that I may focus on them and woo them before they are woo'd by someone else. (Of course they have to meet my criteria first)"
You'll be lucky. |
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"I keep a log of all the clandestine encounters that have occurred within the forå.
The purpose for this isn't to see who has slept with who, but to see who is left unblemished so that I may focus on them and woo them before they are woo'd by someone else. (Of course they have to meet my criteria first)
You'll be lucky. "
Some people keep their affairs secret. There are no unsullied here. |
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"I keep a log of all the clandestine encounters that have occurred within the forå.
The purpose for this isn't to see who has slept with who, but to see who is left unblemished so that I may focus on them and woo them before they are woo'd by someone else. (Of course they have to meet my criteria first)
You'll be lucky.
Some people keep their affairs secret. There are no unsullied here. "
Finding a unicorn is near impossible let alone an unsullied one, you'd have more chance of being hit by a bolt of lightning. |
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"I keep a log of all the clandestine encounters that have occurred within the forå.
The purpose for this isn't to see who has slept with who, but to see who is left unblemished so that I may focus on them and woo them before they are woo'd by someone else. (Of course they have to meet my criteria first)"
Hey, can you help me squeeze this spot on my bum? |
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"I keep a log of all the clandestine encounters that have occurred within the forå.
The purpose for this isn't to see who has slept with who, but to see who is left unblemished so that I may focus on them and woo them before they are woo'd by someone else. (Of course they have to meet my criteria first)
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Hey, can you help me squeeze this spot on my bum?"
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I think I have already have. Twice. 😇 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 25 weeks ago
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"The ones you think are, usually aren't 🤷♀️
Ok that’s wild
You like that word lately, don't you?
I’ve been using that word since school times
That’s wild
Fr
Rent Free "
Aaaaaand you overdid it.
This is why we can’t have nice things |
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