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By *inkShyWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??
I always thought toes!
Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’"
True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being. |
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By *elloWoman 24 weeks ago
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"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??
I always thought toes!
Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’
True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being."
After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes.
And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks  |
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By *inkShyWoman 24 weeks ago
near Windsor |
"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??
I always thought toes!
Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’
True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being.
After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes.
And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks "
I'll proudly wear my kinky hat alongside you. Surprised Google came up short though.
100%. Beef is for Hula Hoops! |
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"Help Sydney university with some scientific research. What's your go to flavor and how many can you fit in your mouth at one time ?"
I love all three but I really am going off "flaming hot" because...they're not. I'd probably pick roast beef over pickled onion because they're not as sweet.
Having just tried I can almost fit a whole bag in my mouth but I now have that "Monster Munch mush" between my teeth that can only be cleared by swigging a cold can of beer. Well, that's my excuse for drinking on a Monday night anyway. |
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After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes. "
The original Monster Munch shapes were based on the shapes of the heads of the "Monster Munch Monsters" seen in the TV ads. They changed them to a single shape called a claw (so a foot) years ago.
I believe this is why Aldi call their (identical as far as I can tell) version "Monster Claws". I have no idea how they got away with that level of intellectual property infringement.
"And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks"
Yeah, well...pickled onion flavour crisps aren't weird either, right? |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Fun fact, I actually make the beefy flavour for the beef Monster Munch. It doesn't smell very nice in it's production 🤮. However, the final outcome of the crisps, are the best of it's brand. |
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That’s like asking someone to choose their favourite child, Monster Much are amazing because they’re ridiculously over flavoured and have a great mouthfeel, to choose a ‘favourite’ would impossible
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"Are they toes, or is it an entire monster??
I always thought toes!
Don’t overthink it. In the words of Rio Ferdinand ‘Just enjoy them, man.’
True, but I need to know if I'm kinky nibbling toes, or full on demolishing a being.
After checking with Google , I'm none the wiser on what they are, but either way I think you and I are definitely kinky because we consider them to be feet and toes.
And the people choosing the beef versions are just freaks
I'll proudly wear my kinky hat alongside you. Surprised Google came up short though.
100%. Beef is for Hula Hoops! " .. ...
100% .. Beef for hula hoops...
Flamin hot for monster munch...
Tomato sauce for ordinary Crisps... |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Help Sydney university with some scientific research. What's your go to flavor and how many can you fit in your mouth at one time ?" well Sydney beef is the only option but check out the Aldi version
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