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By *ayed2 OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be |
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "
pack your suitcase we’re off away 😂
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Have a well written profile that outlines what you are looking for.
Contact profiles that have the same preferences.
Include a sentence or two that acknowledges that you have read their profile in some way.
Be polite.
Include face pics.
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By *ildTimes.Man
over a year ago
Wherever I May Roam |
"Have a well written profile that outlines what you are looking for.
Contact profiles that have the same preferences.
Include a sentence or two that acknowledges that you have read their profile in some way.
Be polite.
Include face pics.
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Dunno, sounds like a lot of hard work 🤷🏻♂️ |
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By *ayed2 OP Man
over a year ago
Liverpool |
"I posted *my* perfect opening message on a thread a couple of months back. Not one person used it. Two short sentences that would guarantee a reply. Ah well. "
Well my ears are open if you fancy sharing? |
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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago
the land of saints & sinners |
My recommendation is something like…
“Can I come over and tongue punch you in your fart box.”
Is definitely a winner..
Feel free to copy and paste in to the next messages you send to every woman you randomly message here with in a 30 mile radius….
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "
I always advise people to put 95% of their effort into their profile and 5% into worrying what to write in a message that most likely won't be read if the receiver looks at the senders profile first and sees nothing appealing in the pictures and words. 🤷♂️
What's the point in worrying about a brief first message if you're not doing everything you can to show and tell people who you are and what you're looking for? |
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.
Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪"
9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message. |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "
Try;
Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.
Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪
9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message."
8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.
I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️ |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be
Try;
Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours."
and bang me nuts against your backdoor.
Think Conker's Bad Furday from the Nintendo 64. |
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.
Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪
9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message.
8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.
I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️"
I didn't know you can do that. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.
Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪
9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message.
8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.
I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️
I didn't know you can do that."
Account. Privacy settings. Tick the box to not show on someone's list.
Simple and useful. |
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.
Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪
9 times out of 10, your profile doesn't even get looked at regardless of what you message.
8 out of those 9 times they'll be browsing in ninja mode and you'll never know.
I just viewed your profile and I bet i won't show on your 'who's viewed me' list. 🤷♂️
I didn't know you can do that.
Account. Privacy settings. Tick the box to not show on someone's list.
Simple and useful. "
Thank you.  |
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By *oughmanMan
over a year ago
Sunderland |
"I posted *my* perfect opening message on a thread a couple of months back. Not one person used it. Two short sentences that would guarantee a reply. Ah well. "
Erm okay. What the hell was wrong with them? |
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"On a serious note 'I've just read your profile/last post/thread...' is a good one.
That is a start."
As long as they have actually read it, and can show they have.
Like, I've had any number of messages along the lines of "I've read your profile, and I see that you love cigarettes" (not a real example, but a thing that I say in my profile I won't tolerate). |
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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
For me it doesn't to much matter what the opening line is if the profile is bare boring.
At a minimum your profile, pictures, and message should be compatible to who you message. |
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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago
Doesn't matter cant block distances |
"FAF - Works all the time. Don't forget to attach a cock pic next to the sky remote😉
What’s FAF
Or next to a can of Stella or a small redbull if you’re inches challenged "
Just make sure you only hold two fingers on your dick pic. We love pencil dicks |
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By *usty kayWoman
over a year ago
Burnham on Sea |
Everyone likes different things and I might be weird but it's the things that don't allude to sex that capture me.
The message today that has completely hooked me has picked up on something small on my profile and made it into a conversation. He's showed what we have in common and that we will be able to have a conversation and I suspect a good laugh rather than just looking for sex.
That message could not have gone to anyone else on this site making me feel worth his time which is why I've given him mine. |
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"On a serious note 'I've just read your profile/last post/thread...' is a good one.
That is a start.
As long as they have actually read it, and can show they have.
Like, I've had any number of messages along the lines of "I've read your profile, and I see that you love cigarettes" (not a real example, but a thing that I say in my profile I won't tolerate). "
I got thanked for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I rarely get replies, or have my messages read even. I miss the days when you had to write a heading, at least then women could get an idea of what the message would say. |
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be
Try;
Hello sexy female! meet me now I want to pound your squirrel for hours."
...in the back of my van on the M25 hard shoulder. We need to be quick before the motorway services arrive |
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"Doesn’t really matter what you write, if I don’t get a sense of you in your bio or have decent pics, I’m probably not replying.
Please write more than WUU2 though 🤪"
got to match I agree. Someone can really catch your eye then you go and read the profile changes everything
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"Hey all, typically hard getting responses half the time on here, don’t know if my opening lines are just useless tbh haha, what open lines do women usually like to, and what would the men’s most opening lines be "
If you find an answer tell me some. When I was younger I was wasted and jokingly said to this.girl your ugly give me a.kiss and carried on walking to the mens she burst in and kissed me. Not just that but thst night I got no sleep
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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago
Peterborough |
"Let me do your self tax assessment for you …
And check if your electricity tariff if the best you can get
… chat up from hell "
Naaah!
I've heard you shout out god's name and his son's too, during climax. Please allow me to teach you everything about them and hopefully mend your ways' Get on your knees and pray for forgiveness. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best approach
You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now?
Her: No
You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet "
Ha! Brilliant
I got this one ♥️:
“I liked your profile. Would be an honour to be rejected by you”
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"We have a winner
Are you a washing machine? Coz I love to stick my dirty load inside you xxx
Blocked "
This made me laugh, because I can only imagine someone trying that out in person in a Pub/Club. |
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I can tell you what apparently is not a good line:
'I woulda like to turn you over, and f*** me up the a*** against the kitchen counter.' Said in an Italian accent. Will get you into a whole lotta of s*** quite literally. Jus sayin. |
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"A new type of one for me today:
“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”
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At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆 "
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I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶 |
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"A new type of one for me today:
“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”
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At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆
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I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶"
That sounds a bit posh for me.  |
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"A new type of one for me today:
“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”
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At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆
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I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶"
😂 and square meterage of said room ... is there a chaise longe for me to do a pin down, a chandelier to swing from, ample space to grapple … |
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"A new type of one for me today:
“How would you feel about doing a Catfight against another woman in a nice hotel room !!”
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At least they said "nice hotel room". 😆
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I'm not so sure, my friend, "nice" is such an insipid word these days.😉 The lady deserves better: "boutique hotel room" or "chic hotel room" and so forth, would be better. 🩶
😂 and square meterage of said room ... is there a chaise longe for me to do a pin down, a chandelier to swing from, ample space to grapple … "
You're definitely too posh for me. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Best approach
You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now?
Her: No
You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet "
I’d probably respond if someone sent me that. Even if it was just to say it made me laugh |
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"Best approach
You: Do you want the best sex you’ve ever had right now?
Her: No
You: Well then you’re in luck let’s meet
I’d probably respond if someone sent me that. Even if it was just to say it made me laugh "
*Note to self: Be funny 😜 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i want a message from a guy thats from the guy not from a guy who takes advice on what to say ie false i want to work out for real that person its the best filter we have..
when you join this site ir others or clubs and private meets if you can comunicate then this scene is not for you as being social is a massive part..
its why i dont agree pn advice for profiles or how to communicate because its a cover up and not the true person making it harder to filter.. |
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