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By *heLeadbetters OP   Couple 24 weeks ago

Reading

If you're going out and plan to drink copious amounts of alcohol, eat a big plateful of liver before you go out.

*That way the alcohol won't know which one to attack.

What's your top tips?

J

*some, none or all of the foregoing might be true

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By *layfullsamMan 24 weeks ago

Solihull

Glue shag pile carpet off cuts to your slippers to save carpeting your whole house

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Don't piss on electric fences

Mr

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By *oobieTrapWoman 24 weeks ago

london


"Don't piss on electric fences

Mr "

One for the ladies - my friend only took a £50 note out on dates. No one would ever take it so she always apologised and let the man foot the whole bill

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan 24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Don't waste money buying expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Don't piss on electric fences

Mr

One for the ladies - my friend only took a £50 note out on dates. No one would ever take it so she always apologised and let the man foot the whole bill "

Back before chip n pin hey....

Mr

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By *B..Woman 24 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Don’t eat yellow snow

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By *avexxMan 24 weeks ago

cheshire

dont eat cheese just before you go to bed

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By *atgirl and RobinCouple 24 weeks ago

Durham

An old Chinese proverb:

Man who goes to sleep with itchy bum, wakes up with smelly finger

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By *an8iMan 24 weeks ago

Bilston

Don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick, i was once told by an old chippy on site missing the top half of three fingers after trying to catch a mitresaw blade when it came loose

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

If you can't tell your mum, wife, probation officer or the police.

Don't be doing it 🤣🤣

Mr

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