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Who would the most awful actor to play James Bond
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Steven Seagal…. Or John Inman…. |
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Charles Hawtry (apart from the obvious...he's dead).
But James Norton? Really? No hard edge or menace. Good actor but not Bond. |
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"Alan Carr"
Unless his teeth were actually mini grenades… that would be cool  |
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Will Smith
Nick Cage
Jeff Goldblum |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Mr Blobby |
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
I love me some Arnie but... nah!
"Boooond.... Jaaaaames Bond.... double oooooh....severrrrrrn"
PS - a Jaws/Odd Job type villain though! He'd be superb! |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history.
Apart from me. |
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"Tom Hanks "
Forrest Gump meets James Bond |
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Dustin Hoffman once expressed interest in playing James Bond. He said he wanted to take the character in a new direction with new ideas.
While, that would be awful. I’m still curious 🧐 |
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I don't know, but I turned down the job of his bedroom double. |
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Did I hear it was being taken up by a female 007? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Busman  "
turned it down couldn't afford me  |
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"Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history."
That sequence in Casino Royale where Bond, poisoned, staggers across the road always reminds me of Lee Evans and/or Norman Wisdom. |
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By *AJMLKTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Burley |
"Did I hear it was being taken up by a female 007?"
Whoopi Goldberg  |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Knowing Amazon, they’d probably be watching threads like this for inspiration for who they might give the role too  |
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By *inaTitzTV/TS 24 weeks ago
Titz Towers, North Notts |
Sean Connery. He's very dead.  |
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I heard in the radio this week they're turning bond American! |
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"Donald Trump "
The ultimate Bond villain surely! |
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"Sean Connery. He's very dead. "
Not just a little bit dead? |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Joe Pasquale |
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"Alan Carr"
I'd pay to watch that Bond film. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Norman wisdom |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Woody allen |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Kenneth williams |
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Idris Elba is a pretty bad choice of actor to play anyone in anything. So I’ll say him |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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jesse eisenberg |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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John Inman |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Danny Dyer
Paul Hogan
Graham Norton
Chris Evans/50% of the proclaimers
50% of Ant and Dec
Steve Pemberton
Nigel Farage
Gerald from Clarkson's farm
The bearded lady from the Cinch ads, with Those fake teeth
James Corden
Rob Brydon and Anton de Bec
Tim Healy
Jim Davidson
Paul Hollywood
Johny Vegas
Sindbad from Brookside
paul Usher
Reg from The Bill
Ray 'Whadja gonna do abart tit?'Winston
The Mitchel brothers
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"David Beckham, heh, heh"
Hes's crap at everything, even hide and seek. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Larry David |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Louis C.K. |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Benny from crossroads |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Roland from Grange hill |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Benny from crossroads"
David Hunter from the same place |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Roland from Grange hill"
007XL |
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"Benny from crossroads"
Oh wow! Blast from the past 🤣🤣
That would be bizarre |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
David Jason, better as Danger Mouse, not Del Boy |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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"Roland from Grange hill
007XL"
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Paul shane from Hi-de-Hi |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Nicholas lindhurst |
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"David Jason, better as Danger Mouse, not Del Boy"
Far better at batman |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Andre the giant
(Though I think he'd be a good villain) |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Gary Coleman / Arnold from different strokes |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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Harold bishop from neighbours |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Andre the giant
(Though I think he'd be a good villain) "
He was, in the $6M man. |
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By *hesoftboyMan 24 weeks ago
Cleethorpes/Sheffield |
James Nesbitt but he'd be so bad he'd be good |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Ganin, Troy and Liam from Benidorm.
Bob, from Bob, Sue & Rita too. |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"James Nesbitt but he'd be so bad he'd be good"
Liam Neeson
what about the other Mr Nesbitt...Rab C? |
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By *orny PTMan 24 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Ozzy Osbourne
Gazza
Larry Davidson
(not sure about Bob Monkhouse, that might work) |
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Rylan Clarke .. The most annoying celebrity alive  😆 |
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By *ucka39Man 23 weeks ago
Newcastle |
Rowan Atkinson gets the part 😂🤣 |
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Romesh Ranganathan, possibly the grumpiest comedian since Jack Dee |
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Whoever it is they will have to face my ultimate Bond villain. I plan to mix the recovered DNA of Ernst Stavro Blofeld with that of Odd Job.
They'll be called "BloJob". |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Alan carr
Or that Jason Streatham |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Oh hang on the way things are going these days will be that rylan and Alison Hammond will find away in
Or bloody Roman kemp |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Dafid the only gay in the village |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Alan Carr |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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David Hasselhoff |
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Adam Woodyatt. Can you imagine Bond strapped to a table with a laser beam and inch from his nutsack, squeaking "I've got nothing left....." |
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"Romesh Ranganathan, possibly the grumpiest comedian since Jack Dee"
The difference being that JD is actually entertaining, but RR just smugly thinks himself funny. |
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Princess Andrew is in between jobs... |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Rowan Atkinson |
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Boris Johnson get a good mental image of the obligatory bedroom scene.
“Cumus tous nowas” gibbering away in Latin. |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Bond, to me, died years ago  |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Boris Johnson get a good mental image of the obligatory bedroom scene.
“Cumus tous nowas” gibbering away in Latin."
Politicians i think
Jacob Rees-Mogg
would be class.. |
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Anybody Amazon choose as it will have to be some transgender actor |
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"Bond, to me, died years ago "
Bond died when Roger Moore stopped playing him. |
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By *orny PTMan 23 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Julian Clary
Steve McDonald from Corrie
not much difference. |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 howling here |
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Michael Crawford (Frank Spencer). |
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By *orny PTMan 23 weeks ago
Peterborough |
Elon Musk
Roy Kinnear
Norman Eshley.
Nigel from Eastenders |
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"Michael Crawford (Frank Spencer)."
Condorman
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"Elon Musk
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Musk (Bond): "Do you expect me to talk?"
Bezos: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to subscribe..."
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By *lynJMan 23 weeks ago
Morden |
"Lee Evans. The most annoying man in history.
Apart from me."
And Norman Wisdom |
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Mr Bean
Alf (that alien from years ago) |
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Peter drinklage,the voice sort of works though,so as long as he stayed hidden for the entire movie it might still work |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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I always thought Rowan Atkinson would of been a wicked bond lol |
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"I always thought Rowan Atkinson would of been a wicked bond lol"
Have you seen Johnny English? |
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"A scouser "
Bond: "Y' reckon I'm gonna chat, like?"
Goldfinger: "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die."
(This is coming from a Brummie, BTW). |
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Jeff Bezos 007
We witness the end of another famous franchise RIP Bond. |
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Hasn't Disney bought the franchise?
I'm not expecting good things. |
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"Hasn't Disney bought the franchise?
I'm not expecting good things. "
No Amazon has brought MGM, which brought United Artists, making them a 49% shareholder in Bond at the time of buying.
But the producers of bond since the 90,s have withdrawn and given amazon creative control of Bond.
So get ready for the Bondverse, Adventures of Miss Moneypenny, Jaws organ story, Q own adventures, M and the temple of MI6 and so on and so forth.
Didn't work for Whoverse as it has been cancelled. |
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Jason "wooden top" Statham. The worst actor to play anyone!! |
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The hound.
" Blofeld your a proper cunt" |
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If it's down to Amazon it'll be a yank...that will be awful. |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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"Warwick Davies
003.5 🤣"
😂😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Richard Ayoade, but he'd be a perfect Q |
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By *orny PTMan 23 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Jeff Bezos 007
We witness the end of another famous franchise RIP Bond."
Bond never expected the megalomaniac to be his very own paymaster. |
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By *inkShyWoman 23 weeks ago
near Windsor |
Daniel Radcliffe
The Rock
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By (user no longer on site) 23 weeks ago
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Henning Wehn
He'd be truly atrocious.  |
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Clinton Baptiste or Jimmy Tarbuck. |
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Alfie Allen, he'd be a good Bond villain just not a good Bond. |
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Cordon (he’d be the worst actor to play any role, including his own biopic) |
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Adam Sandler
Amazon may think other wise |
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"Mr Bean "
Already tried as Johnny English .. mixed results |
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"Jason Statham "
Beat me to it. |
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By *ripfillMan 23 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
"Donald Trump
The ultimate Bond villain surely!"
🤡👍absolutely a total clown |
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