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By *edSiren OP Woman
over a year ago
magic mountain |
Anyone else have a pet who has definitely got a spiteful streak in their evil selves?
I let my dog out into the back garden for a wee. Decided to hide from her. Soooo off I run upstairs giggling like a maniac on crack, and hide behind my en-suite door. I hear her nails clacking away downstairs as she comes back in. There’s a pause before she comes upstairs to find where mummy went. I jump out with a ‘boo!’. She jumps, gives me a stinking side eye, trots over to my wardrobe, and squats for a shit right there on my rug while looking me dead in the face.
In retrospect I should’ve accepted my fate and gathered the cleaning products. But noooo. Not me. I promptly pick her up mid poop and try to carry her to my bathroom before it drops. Ended up with a trail to my bathroom, finishing with a splat I accidentally put her down on. So now I’ve poop on my bedroom and bathroom floor, and on my dog 🤦🏻♀️ meanwhile she’s sat calmly wagging her tail at me watching me clean everything with what I can only describe as a smug half grin. |
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By *edSiren OP Woman
over a year ago
magic mountain |
"Our vets receptionist has a cat that poos in her husband's work boots if they upset it. "
😂 I’m torn between feeling sorry for his boots and being impressed with their cats accuracy! But I do 100% believe pets know what they’re doing when it comes to revenge poops |
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