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Tilda Rice Mystery......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I had a packet of Tilda rice in my kitchen, .... and it's vanished! I cannot for the life of me remember eating eat, or taking it to work to eat it. I don't know what I've done with it. Doin' my tiny brain in. So annoying.  |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
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2 years into the future you got d*unk and brought home a curry but in your d*unkeness you forgot the rice  so you quickly googled Wallis and gromets 'how to make a time machine' and randomly you had all the components to make a time machine (yet no rice  in this well stocked house) . So you built the time machine and programmed it for a time you remember having rice in your cupboard which happened to be yesterday, you crept in , took the rice giggling about how this is going to freak your youngerself out.
Mystery solved |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"2 years into the future you got d*unk and brought home a curry but in your d*unkeness you forgot the rice so you quickly googled Wallis and gromets 'how to make a time machine' and randomly you had all the components to make a time machine (yet no rice in this well stocked house) . So you built the time machine and programmed it for a time you remember having rice in your cupboard which happened to be yesterday, you crept in , took the rice giggling about how this is going to freak your youngerself out.
Mystery solved "
I think the Inquisitor took it before accepting my pathetic excuse for existence.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Have you checked down the back of the sofa? 🤔
You haven't seen the size of the spider that's made a comfy home for itself back there. No chance!
Ah. The spider obvs likes rice. 🤷♂️"
Ah, well. I've got more anyway, so it can have it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It’s in the other cupboard"
I thought the other cupboards were purely decorative. Hang on I'll have a look. ... Nope no rice there. I have found one of the lost scrolls and a sketch of a steam engine signatured Di Vinci. |
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By *elloWoman
over a year ago
alpha centauri |
"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.
Stop looking in their cupboards."
Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.
Stop looking in their cupboards."
Our front doors look so alike. Yes my mistake, ooops. |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.
Stop looking in their cupboards.
Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too"
Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.
Stop looking in their cupboards.
Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too"
I think it's been borrowing my toothbrush as well. Really big fangs. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.
Stop looking in their cupboards.
Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too
Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔"
...But I've got nothing to have it with now?! |
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By *bi HaiveMan
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.
Stop looking in their cupboards.
Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too
Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔
...But I've got nothing to have it with now?! "
Surely there's some crisps and a couple of fluff covered haribos down the sofa too?
Or is that just my sofa......🤔😮😳😳 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"You don't seem to realise yet that you are actually in someone else's house and your rice is perfectly safe at home.
Stop looking in their cupboards.
Well if I had a massive spider behind the sofa like he does I'd leave the flat to the spider and squat in the neighbours too
Could always just skip the rice and eat the spider. 🤔
...But I've got nothing to have it with now?!
Surely there's some crisps and a couple of fluff covered haribos down the sofa too?
Or is that just my sofa......🤔😮😳😳"
Spider with a dusting of smoked paprika, pinch of salt and served on bed of stale wotsits.... Mmmmm Better than a doner kebab I guess. |
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"I had a packet of Tilda rice in my kitchen, .... and it's vanished! I cannot for the life of me remember eating eat, or taking it to work to eat it. I don't know what I've done with it. Doin' my tiny brain in. So annoying. "
How you looked under your pilau?
Or maybe Jasmine ate it? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had a packet of Tilda rice in my kitchen, .... and it's vanished! I cannot for the life of me remember eating eat, or taking it to work to eat it. I don't know what I've done with it. Doin' my tiny brain in. So annoying.
How you looked under your pilau?
Or maybe Jasmine ate it?"
Get yer coat, you've pilaud! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Alien abduction.
Not content with taking innocent members of the public for their anal probing antics, the extraterrestrial buggers are now stealing our rice! 😡"
Extra Terrestrial Bastards!! |
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