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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔 |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"
But what about them shower situation?
Given how tall you are has nobody ever lowered yours too much for you to use it and left it there? 🤔😉😂😂 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"
Is this on the toilet or in the shower?  |
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"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜
But what about them shower situation?
Given how tall you are has nobody ever lowered yours too much for you to use it and left it there? 🤔😉😂😂"
They can shower at their own homes 💜 |
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"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"
In a world of equal rights shouldn't women also raise the toilet lid for us too  |
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"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"
OK ...in the middle of the night, refusing to turn the light on, wandering to the toilet squinting & waving my hands about like Yoda raising the X-wing out of the swamp; you can bet your sweet ass I'll sit down!
...but only then. Otherwise it's happy splashing! |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"I'm guilty of lowering the shower head and leaving the temperature on molten lava setting  . I will try to do better...if I remember  "
Ooh I forgot about that! 😮😮
People who leave it on flaming hot or ice cold instead of how you left it (comfortably warm) deserve a special place in hell. 😂😂😂 |
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Can you also all please stop leaving your hair everywhere please? I swear Batgirl's is trying to kill me from the feet up.
Even when we haven't seen each other for days, it still manages to find it's way in to my boxers and wrap itself round my bell end like it's trying to suffocate it |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Can you also all please stop leaving your hair everywhere please? I swear Batgirl's is trying to kill me from the feet up.
Even when we haven't seen each other for days, it still manages to find it's way in to my boxers and wrap itself round my bell end like it's trying to suffocate it "
💯% this!!
And how does it find its way into your arse crack days later.......🤔😮😮 |
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"I'm guilty of lowering the shower head and leaving the temperature on molten lava setting . I will try to do better...if I remember
Ooh I forgot about that! 😮😮
People who leave it on flaming hot or ice cold instead of how you left it (comfortably warm) deserve a special place in hell. 😂😂😂"
My place on the handcart is already booked  |
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"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"
I'm going to leave it on the coldest temp now too. |
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By *upanovaMan
over a year ago
Sheffield |
"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"
Why don't men sit down for a pee? It is much more civilised. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you also all please stop leaving your hair everywhere please? I swear Batgirl's is trying to kill me from the feet up.
Even when we haven't seen each other for days, it still manages to find it's way in to my boxers and wrap itself round my bell end like it's trying to suffocate it
💯% this!!
And how does it find its way into your arse crack days later.......🤔😮😮"
That feeling you get when you innocently pull at it wondering what it is. 🤢🤮🤮🤣 |
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"I simply choose not to live with a man. It makes things simple. My son is well trained with putting the toilet seat down"
We don't live together 🤣 but I'm there enough to need a shower and flood his floor and leave hair everywhere for him to find in his ass crack for the next few days 🤣.... |
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"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"
No, because I'm disabled and I have to sit down to shower, so you must suffer, ye vertically gifted humans!! Please put the shower head down to seated height after you've showered  |
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"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….
Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻
Not in her bushes then?"
I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻 |
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"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….
Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻
Not in her bushes then?
I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻"
Scat-ter! |
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"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….
Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻
Not in her bushes then?
I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻
Scat-ter! "
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"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….
Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻
Not in her bushes then?
I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻
Scat-ter!
😂😂😜"
Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir? |
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"It's a trick. We actually want you to give up and sit to save the hassle of being nagged so there's less piss splashing everywhere 💜"
But with the seat down guys just piss between the pan and the seat so it ends up on the floor |
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By *enelope2UWoman
over a year ago
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I don't tend to hang around women....or men with pedantic requirements.. could care less how the seat is etc. I don't back this ass up without looking in the first place..... Beeeep beeeep lol |
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"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….
Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻
Not in her bushes then?
I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻
Scat-ter!
😂😂😜
Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir? "
😂 It’s always my custom to add a personal pearlescent signature to the curtains….and the throw on the sofa…..and cushions…..carpets…..walls….. 😜 |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….
Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻
Not in her bushes then?
I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻
Scat-ter!
😂😂😜
Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir?
😂 It’s always my custom to add a personal pearlescent signature to the curtains….and the throw on the sofa…..and cushions…..carpets…..walls….. 😜"
What if they have aluminium slatted blinds instead of curtains? 🤔
Ouch! 😮😮 |
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"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔"
The best thing to do in households such as this is to remove the shower altogether and tell the occupiers that they can have the shower back when they can use it without moaning. |
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By *bi Haive OP Man
over a year ago
Cheeseville, Somerset |
"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔
The best thing to do in households such as this is to remove the shower altogether and tell the occupiers that they can have the shower back when they can use it without moaning. "
What about the loo though? 🤔 |
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"If men are expected to put the loo seat down after using it, then should shorter partners who lower the shower head by a foot or more before showering put it back up again so you don't have to do it yourself or bend over like quasimodo to have a shower? 🤔
The best thing to do in households such as this is to remove the shower altogether and tell the occupiers that they can have the shower back when they can use it without moaning.
What about the loo though? 🤔"
Bit outdated to think that anyone would leave the loo seat up to be fair.
Modern advice is to always close the lid before flushing to save the air and your toothbrush from shit particles.
Everyone should arrive at the loo and find the seat down.
So ..... every one lifts shits n shuts.
Problem over.
Grannyfucious she say - Both short trees and tall trees may fall from the weight of their own entitlement if each fails to support the other.
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"Gents: The trick to an easy life and never being scolded as regards the loo seat status….
Simply do as I do and always piss in the sink 👍🏻
Not in her bushes then?
I always save my number two’s for those 😜👍🏻
Scat-ter!
😂😂😜
Presumably you won't be drawn on how you treat the curtains when exiting from a tryst, Sir?
😂 It’s always my custom to add a personal pearlescent signature to the curtains….and the throw on the sofa…..and cushions…..carpets…..walls….. 😜
What if they have aluminium slatted blinds instead of curtains? 🤔
Ouch! 😮😮"
😱😱😱 It could be a tad tricky 😵💫😵💫😜 |
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