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"stamps cos you look first class " As always, a comic witty retort. Never disappoint.   | |||
"Dad's bawsack just to get a shot with you.." Cheers Liam. | |||
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"Back door key " Are you sure, only I dropped them in the loo earlier.... | |||
"Windows" Actually, they could use a spring clean. | |||
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"Mingle " What'sa Mingle? Is this codeword for pussy I've not heard of?! | |||
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"Yoghurt pot lid" Hey! I lick my own lids. Get your own. | |||
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"Icecream, especially if it’s a 99 flake "Or a toffee fudge one. Love them. Btw I think you had one of those 9's upside down. | |||
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"..plate clean" I've just a plate of pizza..... with pineapple on. | |||
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"Battery." You'll need a recharge after meeting me. | |||
"Mingle What'sa Mingle? Is this codeword for pussy I've not heard of?! "Typo  )) yes , Minge  | |||
"Battery. You'll need a recharge after meeting me. "It'll make your tongue twitch... | |||
"Bus windows" Inside or outside? | |||
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"Battery. You'll need a recharge after meeting me.
It'll make your tongue twitch..."I do make womens' tongues twitch yes. Usually to vocalize the words Off and Fuck, but not always in that order. | |||
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"Dog bowl "There wouldn't be anything left, my dog scoffs the lot and licks the bowl clean. | |||
"Lips " Arre yoo shuure Ivve gof a moufulll of twoothpasste | |||
"Nuggets" Are they those things below my penis? | |||
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"Nuggets Are they those things below my penis? " Noo 🤭🤭 mcdonalds chicken nuggets 😋 | |||
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"Eyeball." Can I peep with the other while you do? | |||
"...ha-ha-ha-ha-hand. I wanna lick your hand." Bit weird, but let me wash them first. | |||
"Big spoon " oh, ok,...Go on then. | |||
"Nuggets Are they those things below my penis? Noo 🤭🤭 mcdonalds chicken nuggets 😋 " I don't keep any of those down there. Just pork scratchings. They don't burn so much | |||
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"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them?" Curry? | |||
"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them? Curry? " Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈 | |||
"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them? Curry? Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈" Oooh how could I say no to that...🙊💋 | |||
"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them? Curry? Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈 Oooh how could I say no to that...🙊💋" You never have yet🤣 | |||
"What sauce do you need for the nuggets before I decide if I will help you lick them? Curry? Ok you lick them and I will lick you😈 Oooh how could I say no to that...🙊💋 You never have yet🤣" 🥵 | |||
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"your wifes crimper like it was my last polo mint " | |||
"spunk filled arsehole and fanny " I hope you brush your teeth afterwards. You'll wake up with tacky teeth. | |||
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"Sky remote. Actually, on reflection, I don't." Like.. tongue the exit button? | |||
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"Doughnut " ....Why do they call you Mistermushroom.... Oh, I see now. | |||
"Neck and shoulders. I know you love it." 😈😘🥰 | |||
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"Your envelope closed. No one writes letters anymore it's actually becoming a lost art. 🤷🏼♂️" Dearest Kisser36. I write to you in good health and spirits. Spring is in bloom here and I trust the weather is as clement for you? Saddened to hear of the passing of your goldfish Finly. Will correspond again soon, but trying to keep up with a forum thread so must dash. Yours Sf. | |||
"I wanna lick your hand, i wanna lick your haaaaand. Oh wait, wrong song! "A dirty Beatles cover? | |||
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"Diing Dooooong" That's from the Carry on Films actor isn't it? | |||
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"Lettuce" It's been in the fridge a while, but if you really want to. All yours. | |||
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"I wanna lick your... ... personal best." ....You want to lick my 'Worst forum poster of 2024' certificate? .... | |||
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"Rum and rasin pot " I'll add you to the schedule. Everyone's dressing up as an Ewok if that suits? | |||
"Your envelope closed. No one writes letters anymore it's actually becoming a lost art. 🤷🏼♂️ Dearest Kisser36. I write to you in good health and spirits. Spring is in bloom here and I trust the weather is as clement for you? Saddened to hear of the passing of your goldfish Finly. Will correspond again soon, but trying to keep up with a forum thread so must dash. Yours Sf. " My dear SF , finally received your correspondence! The postal service isn't great around my way unfortunately! But spring has sprung and the sun has been shining on us all this last week, 22 degrees! indeed there's talk of a dangerous heat wave and hosepipe bans its all very troubling. How's your rickets by the way? Still bothering you? Get plenty of vitamin D and calcium! Anyway I must dash there's a rat in the pantry i simply must catch. Take care. Warmest regards Kisser | |||
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