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Just had some bad news from my GP....
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.  |
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By *elloWoman 22 weeks ago
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. "
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man "
Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter? |
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By *elloWoman 22 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man
Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter? "
Lol I always liked the scuba diving one |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man "
I'll look like Mikel Artetta but manage a football team better. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man
Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter? "
I want a gunship! (sulk) |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man
Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter?
Lol I always liked the scuba diving one "
Well he’ll get his dick wet at least |
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man
Wonder if he gets a tank. And a helicopter?
Lol I always liked the scuba diving one
Well he’ll get his dick wet at least "
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"So you basically have two weeks!
Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in. "
Can you make your hands smaller? Just thinking aloud now. Trying to help. |
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By *elloWoman 22 weeks ago
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"So you basically have two weeks!
Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in.
Can you make your hands smaller? Just thinking aloud now. Trying to help. "
I've got a pair of small hands, evidence of this is in my photo gallery, i don't mind lending a hand or two |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"So you basically have two weeks!
Yes indeed. This is a very serious situation I find myself in.
Can you make your hands smaller? Just thinking aloud now. Trying to help.
I've got a pair of small hands, evidence of this is in my photo gallery, i don't mind lending a hand or two"
Are you any good at fingertips or two. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns?
Yes. Any suggestions?
Were/Was 
Almost nearly might of been
Almost nearly might of peen? "
(I need to have a word with you in private) Gosh I'm cross with you, and got my peen out! |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns?
Yes. Any suggestions?
Were/Was
Almost nearly might of been
Almost nearly might of peen?
(I need to have a word with you in private) Gosh I'm cross with you, and got my peen out! "
I imagine you’re probably cute when you’re cross. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 22 weeks ago
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"Will you then need to change your pronouns?
Yes. Any suggestions?
Were/Was
Almost nearly might of been
Almost nearly might of peen?
(I need to have a word with you in private) Gosh I'm cross with you, and got my peen out!
I imagine you’re probably cute when you’re cross. "
Cute!! No. I turn into the 'Incredible Sulk'. |
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By (user no longer on site) 22 weeks ago
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm.
Wow in 2 weeks you'll be like action man "
Well at least he'll get to come in a box  |
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"My condition is incurable. Every two weeks my penis is going to shrink by 1cm. Get in touch now before it's too late. It's still visible without a magnifying glass atm. "
I remember you telling me before Christmas x |
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