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I adore Molton Brown shower gel - various scents- just gorgeous but it's a little on the pricey side, so looking for alternatives 
So what's your favourite go-to shower gel?
Thanks lovelies š
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"Soap and glory. Love it!" Thank you lovely - will have a look at this š S xxx | |||
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"Dove. Not expensive, smells lovely and moisturising, job done "I do like dove - can't really go wrong with it š S xxx | |||
"Yes, MB does seem to have got much more expensive. Still love the scents though. I use a lot of Korres - they're really good value for the quality, I think!" Yeah it has just gone up again so thought it was time to start looking around - do really love the stuff though š Not heard of Korres before but will definitely have a look into it S xxx | |||
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"Soap and glory. Love it!" Second this it smells gorgeous | |||
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"I steal the stuff from fancy hotels, but I feel this may be a false economy.. š¤" Ā£200 a night for the miniatures. Maths seems sound to me! š¤£ | |||
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"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle! " | |||
"Soap and glory. Love it! Second this it smells gorgeous " Definitely need to go and try this ! S xxx | |||
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"We stayed at a hotel last summer and they had Baylis & Harding pud, cedar and amber body wash . We literally went out and bought 6 bottles from Waitrose (it was on special)" Ooooo Baylis and Harding - really good shout š will have a look at these - thank you S xxx | |||
"We stayed at a hotel last summer and they had Baylis & Harding pud, cedar and amber body wash . We literally went out and bought 6 bottles from Waitrose (it was on special) Ooooo Baylis and Harding - really good shout š will have a look at these - thank you Get it on your wish list Iām Sure guys be happy to buy for you S xxx" | |||
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"Whatever is on offer for under a quid, doesn't smell too sweet or flowery, I quite like musky scents, I'm using a blue one from imperial leather at the moment " I'm the same- prefer the musky scents so will have a look at that one - thank you š S xxx | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown." Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too "For Ā£9 - bargain!! | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too "Certainly worth a tryš¤ | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too
Certainly worth a tryš¤"Most definitely š | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too
Certainly worth a tryš¤
Most definitely š"You can shag me later | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too
Certainly worth a tryš¤
Most definitely š
You can shag me later"*thank me later | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too
Certainly worth a tryš¤
Most definitely š
You can shag me later"
I'll smell lovely | |||
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"I use Molton Brown shower gel, canāt believe it Ā£25 now, may have to use another but donāt really like the scents off other " I've just ordered the Baylis and Harding Oud,cedar and Amber - looking forward to trying it | |||
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"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle! "I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it.... š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£ Um, Original Sourceā¦ can we talk? Iād like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief. I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good. I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience. And then. AND THEN. Oh. Dear. God. MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE. For a moment, I wasnāt entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch? BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT. Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. āKEEP AWAY FROM EYES.ā Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now. I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ā7,929 tingling leavesā claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasnāt tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.) Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive. | |||
"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!
I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it....
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Um, Original Sourceā¦ can we talk?
Iād like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.
I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.
I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.
And then.
AND THEN.
Oh. Dear. God.
MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.
For a moment, I wasnāt entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?
BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.
Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. āKEEP AWAY FROM EYES.ā Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.
I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ā7,929 tingling leavesā claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasnāt tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)
Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive.
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"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!
I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it....
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Um, Original Sourceā¦ can we talk?
Iād like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.
I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.
I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.
And then.
AND THEN.
Oh. Dear. God.
MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.
For a moment, I wasnāt entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?
BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.
Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. āKEEP AWAY FROM EYES.ā Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.
I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ā7,929 tingling leavesā claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasnāt tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)
Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive.
"š pretty sure there was a similar one done for hair removal cream! | |||
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"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too
For Ā£9 - bargain!! "Yes, Waitrose had 3 for 2 at 3.50 each | |||
"Baylis and Harding is meant to be a copy of Molton Brown. Just found 3 x 500 ml bottles online too
For Ā£9 - bargain!!
Yes, Waitrose had 3 for 2 at 3.50 each"Thank you for the heads up about this- it sounds just what I'm looking for | |||
"I know, I know what a boring topic but help a lady out
I adore Molton Brown shower gel - various scents- just gorgeous but it's a little on the pricey side, so looking for alternatives
So what's your favourite go-to shower gel?
Thanks lovelies š
S xxx"Rituals showers gels are gorgeous! The red one, ritual of Ayurveda, smells amazing | |||
"I know, I know what a boring topic but help a lady out
I adore Molton Brown shower gel - various scents- just gorgeous but it's a little on the pricey side, so looking for alternatives
So what's your favourite go-to shower gel?
Thanks lovelies š
S xxx
Rituals showers gels are gorgeous! The red one, ritual of Ayurveda, smells amazing"Oooh another one I've not heard of - thank you S xxx | |||
"š pretty sure there was a similar one done for hair removal cream!" Yeah, there's a brilliant one for a clit sucking vibrator too, well worth a search... š¤£š¤£ (and you'll want to spend your money!š) | |||
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"The Ordinaryā¢ ā for every day mild cleansing, and doesn't strip the skin of its natural oils. Also, the Eau d'Orange shower cleanser from HermĆ©sā¢, which complements their cologne. I also find most shower gels from L'Occitaneā¢ quite approachable and luxuriant and, price per ml, cheaper than Molton Brownā¢. (or 'Molton' Lava as I call them, as they burn a hole through my wallet). šš£" What a wonderful review if 3 differing brands - tjank you
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"The Ordinaryā¢ ā for every day mild cleansing, and doesn't strip the skin of its natural oils. Also, the Eau d'Orange shower cleanser from HermĆ©sā¢, which complements their cologne. I also find most shower gels from L'Occitaneā¢ quite approachable and luxuriant and, price per ml, cheaper than Molton Brownā¢. (or 'Molton' Lava as I call them, as they burn a hole through my wallet). šš£ What a wonderful review if 3 differing brands - tjank you
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"I second this! Rituals shower gels are nice "Will definitely have a look at these | |||
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"Pecksniffs. Lidl & Aldi do copies of Loccitan, Lush, Jo Malone etc" Ā· The 'copy' is limited to the scent and nothing more. The composition, how little they actually lather up and how much more dispensing into your palm is required is quite evident, on top of conditioning your skin, or lack thereof. Copying a tin of Heinzā¢ beans is one thing, but my skin deserves more than to smell similar to L'Occitane but feel like B&Q sandpaper as a consequence. | |||
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"Thanks so much everyone for all your help - you really are a lovely, gorgeous smelling bunch
S xxx"Aaaaawww thankies, but I've just farted | |||
"Thanks so much everyone for all your help - you really are a lovely, gorgeous smelling bunch
S xxx
Aaaaawww thankies, but I've just farted " | |||
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"Molton Brown very little goes a long way so works out great value. " Have to agree on that- a bottle f Does last me a very long time S xx | |||
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"Sqezy washing up liquid. " | |||
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"Soap and glory. Love it! Thank you lovely - will have a look at this š S xxx" It smells divine the original scent is my fave I always ask for a gift set at Xmas | |||
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"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle! "
Makes my balls tingle too | |||
"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!
I remember some woman did a hilarious online product review for that once! Had to go find it....
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Um, Original Sourceā¦ can we talk?
Iād like to take you back to around 6.45am this morning, when I stepped into my bath, and found that my usual, rather innocuous bottle of shower gel (Waitrose essentials, Rose) had run out. A tad irritating, but fortuitously, I had a solution close to hand. A brand new, unopened bottle of your very own Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel. My bodily cleanliness was assured once more. I breathed a sigh of relief.
I took the Mint and Tea Tree Shower Gel and began to work it into a lather. I applied it to first one leg, then the other, and shaved them diligently. (Yes, feel free to be impressed at my commitment to body defoliation at 6.45am on a Wednesday morning. I was too.) So far, so good.
I washed my arms and shaved underneath them. I washed my neck, breasts, stomach and back. Thus far, it had been a positively first class bathing experience.
And then.
AND THEN.
Oh. Dear. God.
MY VAGINA WAS ABLAZE.
For a moment, I wasnāt entirely sure what had happened. Had I repeated the never to be forgotten error when I managed to apply hair removal cream which was strictly not for front bottoms to my front bottom? Had a stray spark inadvertently set light to my pubic thatch?
BECAUSE IT FUCKING FELT LIKE IT.
Yes, Original Source, your innocuous looking green bottle of so called shower gel, it turns out, is an absolute fucking liability. MY FLAPS WERE ON FUCKING FIRE. I had a quick look at the ingredients list to see if it contained gasoline. It did not. There was a warning though. āKEEP AWAY FROM EYES.ā Keep away from eyes? KEEP AWAY FROM EYES? Frankly, my eyes were the least of my problems right now.
I frantically scrubbed my flaps, which by now felt as though they were being ceremoniously scrubbed by ants wearing ice skates laced with chilli sauce. ā7,929 tingling leavesā claimed the front of the bottle. Tingling? TINGLING? This wasnāt tingling my minge. It was starting a fucking bush fire down there. (Pun entirely intended. You can thank me later.)
Some twelve hours later, my front bottom has finally calmed down, though may well be suffering from as yet unconfirmed PTSD. My eyes have eventually stopped watering. And so, in the interests of public safety, I thought I would pen you this missive."Genuinely, I've had a similar experience with the Original Source Mint, but obviously involving the sensitive areas of the penis instead. I won't buy or use it. | |||
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"Original source minty tea tree stuff - makes yer balls and bum tingle!
"I like original source, coconut, lemon and the rhubarb and strawberry | |||
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