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"I'll have a bru ta " Tea or coffee ? | |||
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"Tea please and throw in a spam and egg on toast " Absolutely no problem. Breakfast in bed or are you worried about spam on the sheets ?  | |||
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"🤣🤣🤣 na i mean I'd rather it on my face and by that I mean u not the spam 🤣" Give a woman a chance, she's cooking Breakfast for the fab masses rn. I know I can multi task but not when I've got bacon and eggs on. 😁 | |||
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"Cappuccino please" I'm doing it now? Do you want chocolate sprinkled on the top ? | |||
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"Morning everyone, morning OP. Can I get a black coffee, please. And a yoghurt and granola bowl, please. Thank you x " My pleasure. Do you want fruit with your yogurt, how about ripe mango and passion fruit ? | |||
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"Thanks for the offer op but off to bed. Just watched the Grand Prix so maybe brunch in a bit " Sleep well, I'll sustain you later. | |||
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"Marmalade on brown toast and cappuccino no sprinkles thank you " You're in luck, I make my own marmalade, I'll whack some of that on the toast. How about that ? | |||
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"Thanks for the offer op but off to bed. Just watched the Grand Prix so maybe brunch in a bit Sleep well, I'll sustain you later. " Thank you kindly 🙏 | |||
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"Sausage and bacon in a crusty roll please love with HP, a cup of Rosie with two sugars" We love a dollop of brown sauce here at the Sinister cafe. You don't mind if I squeeze it for you do you ? | |||
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"Good morning SS. Gone on a new solo adventure I see which I am sure will be very successful indeed as you are the best in the business. With that in mind, can I have a good stong coffee pls, like mama used to make it. Also pls put a good girthy sausage on too and a couple of perfectly round eggs on some well toasted sourdough bread please. I will have a croisant afterwards but not just yet. Thank you and hood luck with the new venture . "MB. My favourite compadre. You're very welcome to whip a pinny on and come and help me. If you don't want to, sit down, and I'll whip your Breakfast into shape as soon a I can. | |||
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"Good morning SS. Gone on a new solo adventure I see which I am sure will be very successful indeed as you are the best in the business. With that in mind, can I have a good stong coffee pls, like mama used to make it. Also pls put a good girthy sausage on too and a couple of perfectly round eggs on some well toasted sourdough bread please. I will have a croisant afterwards but not just yet. Thank you and hood luck with the new venture . "No hoods  Good luck | |||
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"Good morning SS. Gone on a new solo adventure I see which I am sure will be very successful indeed as you are the best in the business. With that in mind, can I have a good stong coffee pls, like mama used to make it. Also pls put a good girthy sausage on too and a couple of perfectly round eggs on some well toasted sourdough bread please. I will have a croisant afterwards but not just yet. Thank you and hood luck with the new venture .
MB. My favourite compadre.
You're very welcome to whip a pinny on and come and help me.
If you don't want to, sit down, and I'll whip your Breakfast into shape as soon a I can. "I am having a rest and happy to be whipped, meant have my breakfast whipped for me. Thank you. (Is anyone at the back yet?  ) | |||
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"Super strong black coffee, just pour half the jar in pretty please" Freshly brewed java, from the Sinister machine. It's strong enough to wake the dead. That'll set you up for the day. | |||
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"Good morning SS. Gone on a new solo adventure I see which I am sure will be very successful indeed as you are the best in the business. With that in mind, can I have a good stong coffee pls, like mama used to make it. Also pls put a good girthy sausage on too and a couple of perfectly round eggs on some well toasted sourdough bread please. I will have a croisant afterwards but not just yet. Thank you and hood luck with the new venture .
MB. My favourite compadre.
You're very welcome to whip a pinny on and come and help me.
If you don't want to, sit down, and I'll whip your Breakfast into shape as soon a I can.
I am having a rest and happy to be whipped, meant have my breakfast whipped for me. Thank you. (Is anyone at the back yet? )"Sadly not MB, i don't currently have an apprentice working in my galley. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please?" For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. | |||
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"Morning everyone, morning OP. Can I get a black coffee, please. And a yoghurt and granola bowl, please. Thank you x My pleasure. Do you want fruit with your yogurt, how about ripe mango and passion fruit ?" Skip the fruit, keep the passion 😉 | |||
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"Morning everyone, morning OP. Can I get a black coffee, please. And a yoghurt and granola bowl, please. Thank you x My pleasure. Do you want fruit with your yogurt, how about ripe mango and passion fruit ? Skip the fruit, keep the passion 😉" If I get to choose, I'll have both ta. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. " Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ | |||
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"Bacon butty and a black coffee please!" Of course, coming right up. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️" I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. | |||
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"Morning everyone, morning OP. Can I get a black coffee, please. And a yoghurt and granola bowl, please. Thank you x My pleasure. Do you want fruit with your yogurt, how about ripe mango and passion fruit ? Skip the fruit, keep the passion 😉 If I get to choose, I'll have both ta. " There’s always a choice… now am I having yogurt on you for breakfast? 😂😂😂 | |||
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"Morning everyone, morning OP. Can I get a black coffee, please. And a yoghurt and granola bowl, please. Thank you x My pleasure. Do you want fruit with your yogurt, how about ripe mango and passion fruit ? Skip the fruit, keep the passion 😉 If I get to choose, I'll have both ta. There’s always a choice… now am I having yogurt on you for breakfast? 😂😂😂" Only if you wash it off afterwards. | |||
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"Coffee, milk and sugar Bacon and corner roll with brown sauce please. And can I pay in kind? "What's a corner roll ? | |||
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"Sunday breakfast a weekly treat "What can I get you ? | |||
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"I will have the lobster croissant a tomato and scotch bonnet omelette and latte if you could vigorously shake my milk first before making the latte that would be great thanks" You can have all of those delicacies Chilly. I'm not making a diabolical latte, they're the coffee haters drink. Have a flat white like a normal person. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. " You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace | |||
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"I know that's not on the menu but i am a special person with special needs of a morning " You and your needs are welcome here Chilly. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace" Me too, I better get agitating the bottle. 😉 | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please" Philistine. Of course you can. | |||
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"Two large teas,both milk,two sugars each thank you kindly ❤" Two huge brews on their way to you. Do you fancy a nibble of breakfast yet ? | |||
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"Not yet thanks just waking must get dressed soon lolX " I'll bring the brews round myself. 😉 | |||
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"Yes please...on my way "I could do with a hand in my galley. | |||
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"Morning, could I have a black tea with 2 sugars and a crispy roll and square slice with a tattie scone if you have any " A sound Breakfast, fit for a King. It's on its way. | |||
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"I’ll have a full breakfast with tea no sugar please 😁😁" Sauce with that? I think successful sauce squirting is all down to a practiced wrist action. | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. " customers always rite sinister dont argue or else that will be a fish slicing on the derriere to warm your sunday morning up .... got any honey? | |||
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"You can squeeze it, you can also lick the excess off the side as well if you want? " Practice makes perfect. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace Me too, I better get agitating the bottle. 😉" You best had. Need a hand? 😊 | |||
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"Bring the brews just walk right in❤" I won't want to walk right out, but I can't have my other customers eggs going hard. 🤣 I might pop back later when I need a long, warm shower. | |||
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"Well I'm teetering on a double sausage and egg Mcmuffin but can be tempted to have something at yours. What have you got that compares?" A couple of juicy thick sausages, eggs however you like them, in a big soft roll with a generous dollop of sauce. There's no comparison to the McRubbish. | |||
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"Fresh fruit ,yoghurt and some granola for me please. With a litre of freezing cold water. " Sounds an invigorating way to start your day. I'll chop some fresh, tasty fruit for you now. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace Me too, I better get agitating the bottle. 😉 You best had. Need a hand? 😊" I'm partial to a well placed hand. | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. " Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? | |||
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"Well I'm teetering on a double sausage and egg Mcmuffin but can be tempted to have something at yours. What have you got that compares? A couple of juicy thick sausages, eggs however you like them, in a big soft roll with a generous dollop of sauce. There's no comparison to the McRubbish. " Breakfast of Kings and Queens you mean. Ok I'll take it. With a strong black Americano please | |||
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"The shower will be all yours and ours ar same time if you fancy ❤" Yes please. 🥰 Is there room for 3 ? | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...?" Come and get it Chilly. | |||
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"Well I'm teetering on a double sausage and egg Mcmuffin but can be tempted to have something at yours. What have you got that compares? A couple of juicy thick sausages, eggs however you like them, in a big soft roll with a generous dollop of sauce. There's no comparison to the McRubbish. Breakfast of Kings and Queens you mean. Ok I'll take it. With a strong black Americano please" It's all yours. Thank you for your custom. You're welcome back any time. | |||
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"Room for 4 if you fancy 😈" Yes please. | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. " Good job i can ride fast in it | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx" Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it "Can you wash dishes as fast ? | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? "  best cafe on fab, I’d not miss it! 1 please, oh yes I always forget the toast!! X | |||
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"Tea no sugar lovely. Breakfast sausage in return 😘" Sounds like a decent exchange. | |||
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"A full English and a cup of fresh coffee please. " And a slice or 2 of toast ? | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it
Can you wash dishes as fast ?"Well thats for me to know and you to discover sinister chef.... the kitchen boy rings twice dont you know | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? best cafe on fab, I’d not miss it! 1 please, oh yes I always forget the toast!! X"It's Sunday, go for a couple. Special treat | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? best cafe on fab, I’d not miss it! 1 please, oh yes I always forget the toast!! X
It's Sunday, go for a couple. Special treat "I’d be full mb!! 😂😂 | |||
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"Tea please and throw in a spam and egg on toast Absolutely no problem. Breakfast in bed or are you worried about spam on the sheets ? "There are worse things than spam you can get on the sheets  | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? best cafe on fab, I’d not miss it! 1 please, oh yes I always forget the toast!! X
It's Sunday, go for a couple. Special treat I’d be full mb!! 😂😂"Nothing better than a weekend filling Minxy | |||
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"Tea please and throw in a spam and egg on toast Absolutely no problem. Breakfast in bed or are you worried about spam on the sheets ?
There are worse things than spam you can get on the sheets "Really ?  | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it
Can you wash dishes as fast ?
Well thats for me to know and you to discover sinister chef....
the kitchen boy rings twice dont you know "The kitchen boy will get a fish slice to the back of the head if he's not nippy with the pan scrubber. Flipping YTS!! | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? best cafe on fab, I’d not miss it! 1 please, oh yes I always forget the toast!! X
It's Sunday, go for a couple. Special treat I’d be full mb!! 😂😂
Nothing better than a weekend filling Minxy "😉😂x | |||
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"Tea please and throw in a spam and egg on toast Absolutely no problem. Breakfast in bed or are you worried about spam on the sheets ?
There are worse things than spam you can get on the sheets
Really ? "yep chilly sauce you dont wanna get that on your sheets .... or in your eye | |||
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"Ulster fry please…need something to bring me round "You'll have to educate me... Tell me what you want on it and I'll bring it over. | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? best cafe on fab, I’d not miss it! 1 please, oh yes I always forget the toast!! X
It's Sunday, go for a couple. Special treat I’d be full mb!! 😂😂
Nothing better than a weekend filling Minxy 😉😂x "well i never.. Good morning minxy minkel i did not expect to bump into you in trixies ,,,erm i mean here .. | |||
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"A full English and a cup of fresh coffee please. And a slice or 2 of toast ? " Just one slice please. Lot of butter. | |||
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"Flat white and a bacon sandwich would go down a treat!" Coming right up, do you want a generous dollop of sauce on the bacon? | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it
Can you wash dishes as fast ?
Well thats for me to know and you to discover sinister chef....
the kitchen boy rings twice dont you know
The kitchen boy will get a fish slice to the back of the head if he's not nippy with the pan scrubber.
Flipping YTS!! "there are laws against that sinister chef,,,, but you like a bit of cheeky insolence so my money is on the kitchen boy being given a promotion once you see his scrubber actions... | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace Me too, I better get agitating the bottle. 😉 You best had. Need a hand? 😊 I'm partial to a well placed hand. " Just be careful it doesnt squirt everywhere while your shaking the sauce😅 | |||
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"A full English and a cup of fresh coffee please. And a slice or 2 of toast ? Just one slice please. Lot of butter. " We love a thick slab of cold salted butter here at Sinister Cafe. It's so versatile. | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace Me too, I better get agitating the bottle. 😉 You best had. Need a hand? 😊 I'm partial to a well placed hand. Just be careful it doesnt squirt everywhere while your shaking the sauce😅 " Maybe I'll need a couple of practice tries .... Give myself a chance of refining my wrist action. | |||
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"Full English please and a latte xx Ooo Minxy, the Gracious Queen of the 50s Thread. It's a pleasure to have you darken my cafe doors. Can I get you a big sausage or two to put alongside your full English? Toast too ? best cafe on fab, I’d not miss it! 1 please, oh yes I always forget the toast!! X
It's Sunday, go for a couple. Special treat I’d be full mb!! 😂😂
Nothing better than a weekend filling Minxy 😉😂x
well i never.. Good morning minxy minkel i did not expect to bump into you in trixies ,,,erm i mean here .."very glad i did though | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it
Can you wash dishes as fast ?
Well thats for me to know and you to discover sinister chef....
the kitchen boy rings twice dont you know
The kitchen boy will get a fish slice to the back of the head if he's not nippy with the pan scrubber.
Flipping YTS!!
there are laws against that sinister chef,,,, but you like a bit of cheeky insolence so my money is on the kitchen boy being given a promotion once you see his scrubber actions... "Get back to the dishes, you ! | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it
Can you wash dishes as fast ?
Well thats for me to know and you to discover sinister chef....
the kitchen boy rings twice dont you know
The kitchen boy will get a fish slice to the back of the head if he's not nippy with the pan scrubber.
Flipping YTS!!
there are laws against that sinister chef,,,, but you like a bit of cheeky insolence so my money is on the kitchen boy being given a promotion once you see his scrubber actions...
Get back to the dishes, you !"Not started yet been and showered you dont wont me coming to work having not washed myself first do you chef badger ... Spare me a little time to lush myself up i am worth it | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it
Can you wash dishes as fast ?
Well thats for me to know and you to discover sinister chef....
the kitchen boy rings twice dont you know
The kitchen boy will get a fish slice to the back of the head if he's not nippy with the pan scrubber.
Flipping YTS!!
there are laws against that sinister chef,,,, but you like a bit of cheeky insolence so my money is on the kitchen boy being given a promotion once you see his scrubber actions...
Get back to the dishes, you !
Not started yet been and showered you dont wont me coming to work having not washed myself first do you chef badger ...
Spare me a little time to lush myself up i am worth it "You're worth it Chilly. | |||
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"Thankyou sinister does that mean i can have some hp on the lobster croissant as well please Philistine. Of course you can. Are you still doing delivery or do i have to come and collect this at the cafe ...? Come and get it Chilly. Good job i can ride fast in it
Can you wash dishes as fast ?
Well thats for me to know and you to discover sinister chef....
the kitchen boy rings twice dont you know
The kitchen boy will get a fish slice to the back of the head if he's not nippy with the pan scrubber.
Flipping YTS!!
there are laws against that sinister chef,,,, but you like a bit of cheeky insolence so my money is on the kitchen boy being given a promotion once you see his scrubber actions...
Get back to the dishes, you !
Not started yet been and showered you dont wont me coming to work having not washed myself first do you chef badger ...
Spare me a little time to lush myself up i am worth it
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"Black coffee and 3 Weetabix with milk please " My pleasure Hoopy. Eat them whilst they're crispy. | |||
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"Bowl of bran flakes, please. Would love a full English, but I've got to keep regular 🤓" Have the bacon FN, have the bacon.... And eggs. And sausage. | |||
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"Bowl of bran flakes, please. Would love a full English, but I've got to keep regular 🤓 Have the bacon FN, have the bacon.... And eggs. And sausage. " You've tempted me....and not just for breakfast 😘🤓 | |||
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"Having coffee and a toastie here. I'm starved but if I could I'd have a flat white , eggs and hash browns 😋 " I'll be happy to serve you whatever you desire. | |||
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"Can I get a black coffee and olive bread toast please…… I’ll be eternally grateful "Of course. What would you like on your toast ? | |||
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"Bowl of bran flakes, please. Would love a full English, but I've got to keep regular 🤓 Have the bacon FN, have the bacon.... And eggs. And sausage. You've tempted me....and not just for breakfast 😘🤓" Always a pleasure. | |||
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"Can I get a black coffee and olive bread toast please…… I’ll be eternally grateful
Of course. What would you like on your toast ? "Butter please | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace Me too, I better get agitating the bottle. 😉 You best had. Need a hand? 😊 I'm partial to a well placed hand. Just be careful it doesnt squirt everywhere while your shaking the sauce😅 Maybe I'll need a couple of practice tries .... Give myself a chance of refining my wrist action. " Let me knownif you need another bottle of sauce to practice on 🤭 | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup." No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP" square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, " Lost me completely, think I’m being insulted for not knowing and there’s a description of what it is. Anyway, a simple yes would have done😂 one shall devour loudly in a Ricky Gervais/Afterlife type manner and annoy all patrons in rebuttal | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, Lost me completely, think I’m being insulted for not knowing and there’s a description of what it is. Anyway, a simple yes would have done😂 one shall devour loudly in a Ricky Gervais/Afterlife type manner and annoy all patrons in rebuttal " Get your breakfast down your neck my dear fellow .... | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, Lost me completely, think I’m being insulted for not knowing and there’s a description of what it is. Anyway, a simple yes would have done😂 one shall devour loudly in a Ricky Gervais/Afterlife type manner and annoy all patrons in rebuttal " Not worry fella even i dont know the random shit that comes out my own mind ... certainly not having a pop at you just making sure the chef understands the order ,... | |||
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"Sausage sarnie brown sauce please" I'm back and I'm on it.... Coffee or tea ? | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, Lost me completely, think I’m being insulted for not knowing and there’s a description of what it is. Anyway, a simple yes would have done😂 one shall devour loudly in a Ricky Gervais/Afterlife type manner and annoy all patrons in rebuttal " Don't mind the dishwasher, he's learning on the job... | |||
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"Sausage sarnie brown sauce please I'm back and I'm on it.... Coffee or tea ?" Coffee please | |||
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"Have you got a bacon sandwich going spare please? For you, of course. Sauce with that ? Fancy a brew too ? My coffee is strong, fragrant, and delicious. Thank you. HP sause if you have have it. Your coffee sounda amazing, how could i resist ☕️☕️ I'm very partial to HP sauce, I like to squirt it myself. You can squirt it as much as you like...i like lots of suace Me too, I better get agitating the bottle. 😉 You best had. Need a hand? 😊 I'm partial to a well placed hand. Just be careful it doesnt squirt everywhere while your shaking the sauce😅 Maybe I'll need a couple of practice tries .... Give myself a chance of refining my wrist action. Let me knownif you need another bottle of sauce to practice on 🤭" Always up for a new challenge .... | |||
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" Not worry fella even i dont know the random shit that comes out my own mind ... certainly not having a pop at you just making sure the chef understands the order ,..." 😂 no worries squire, all good natured! | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, Lost me completely, think I’m being insulted for not knowing and there’s a description of what it is. Anyway, a simple yes would have done😂 one shall devour loudly in a Ricky Gervais/Afterlife type manner and annoy all patrons in rebuttal Get your breakfast down your neck my dear fellow ...." Muchos Appreciendo! | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, Lost me completely, think I’m being insulted for not knowing and there’s a description of what it is. Anyway, a simple yes would have done😂 one shall devour loudly in a Ricky Gervais/Afterlife type manner and annoy all patrons in rebuttal Get your breakfast down your neck my dear fellow .... Muchos Appreciendo!" Can I tempt you into some afters ? | |||
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁" Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁 | |||
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"Ooh Lorne sausage and egg banjo please, wee dollop of ketchup. No idea what that is, but if it’s a variation of a sausage and egg sandwich I’d give it a go if may OP square sausage, egg on a bap chef ... fuck me even the dish washer knows that .. ps thats egg on the bap not on your baps sinister chef .... i know you like the film 9 and a half weeks ,,, mans hungry sort him out .... Dish washer needs to bump his wages up lads sinster only pays me in skittles and cake so i have decided i am pimping the the sinister chef out ,,, Lost me completely, think I’m being insulted for not knowing and there’s a description of what it is. Anyway, a simple yes would have done😂 one shall devour loudly in a Ricky Gervais/Afterlife type manner and annoy all patrons in rebuttal Get your breakfast down your neck my dear fellow .... Muchos Appreciendo! Can I tempt you into some afters ?" Spinster I’m sure you can tempt me … ! | |||
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"Sausage sarnie brown sauce please I'm back and I'm on it.... Coffee or tea ? Coffee please" I'll have one too.... | |||
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" Muchos Appreciendo! Can I tempt you into some afters ?" Join me for a cup of your finest blended tea? | |||
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" Muchos Appreciendo! Can I tempt you into some afters ? Join me for a cup of your finest blended tea?" Ooo yes, I'll have a large, strong one ta. | |||
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A nice strong cuppa too please, two sugars, strong but milky | |||
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" Muchos Appreciendo! Can I tempt you into some afters ? Join me for a cup of your finest blended tea? Ooo yes, I'll have a large, strong one ta. " Is there any other kind?! A large will be needed, I feel we may have much to discuss.. | |||
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"I had my brekkie 2hrs or so ago, so wouldn’t say no to a sausage and egg sarnie as a mid morning snack if there’s any going ?
A nice strong cuppa too please, two sugars, strong but milky "Sauce with your snack ? | |||
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" Muchos Appreciendo! Can I tempt you into some afters ? Join me for a cup of your finest blended tea? Ooo yes, I'll have a large, strong one ta. Is there any other kind?! A large will be needed, I feel we may have much to discuss.." Where shall I perch myself? | |||
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"Not much of an appetite lately. Do you do porridge?" I do, would you like anything on it? A drizzle of honey, maybe ? | |||
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"May have to go out for brunch now .. full English inc black pudding.. all this talk of food has got me peckish " I'll bring you a large one, do you want it with toast & tea ? | |||
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁 Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁" In that case I look forward to tasting your menu  | |||
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"May have to go out for brunch now .. full English inc black pudding.. all this talk of food has got me peckish I'll bring you a large one, do you want it with toast & tea ?" Oooh yes please … and you must be wearing the waitress outfit too please | |||
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁 Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁 In that case I look forward to tasting your menu "Make sure you keep an eye out for me in your area. | |||
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"May have to go out for brunch now .. full English inc black pudding.. all this talk of food has got me peckish I'll bring you a large one, do you want it with toast & tea ? Oooh yes please … and you must be wearing the waitress outfit too please " Think Mrs Overall and you're in the right ball park. | |||
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"May have to go out for brunch now .. full English inc black pudding.. all this talk of food has got me peckish I'll bring you a large one, do you want it with toast & tea ? Oooh yes please … and you must be wearing the waitress outfit too please Think Mrs Overall and you're in the right ball park. " Agreed… you’d make a black bin liner look hot so overalls .. I’m in .. | |||
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Make sure you keep an eye out for me in your area. "Look forward to you grinding my beans soon | |||
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" Muchos Appreciendo! Can I tempt you into some afters ? Join me for a cup of your finest blended tea? Ooo yes, I'll have a large, strong one ta. Is there any other kind?! A large will be needed, I feel we may have much to discuss.. Where shall I perch myself? " Once we are acquainted, upon one’s lap for our topics of conversation may require some discretion at times, would you be comfortable or prefer something less intimate for your lovely derrière? | |||
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁 Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁 In that case I look forward to tasting your menu
Make sure you keep an eye out for me in your area.
Look forward to you grinding my beans soon"I'll try and find the right kind of satisfying pressure for your beans .... | |||
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"Triple decker bacon and egg sandwich please and a strong coffee!" God, that sounds awesome. I might have 1 too ... Sauce with that ? | |||
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"May have to go out for brunch now .. full English inc black pudding.. all this talk of food has got me peckish I'll bring you a large one, do you want it with toast & tea ? Oooh yes please … and you must be wearing the waitress outfit too please Think Mrs Overall and you're in the right ball park. Agreed… you’d make a black bin liner look hot so overalls .. I’m in .. " You great flatterer ... | |||
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"I had my brekkie 2hrs or so ago, so wouldn’t say no to a sausage and egg sarnie as a mid morning snack if there’s any going ?
A nice strong cuppa too please, two sugars, strong but milky
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"I had my brekkie 2hrs or so ago, so wouldn’t say no to a sausage and egg sarnie as a mid morning snack if there’s any going ?
A nice strong cuppa too please, two sugars, strong but milky
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Bit of a late reply but yes please, I’d like a bit of brown if I may "I was doing Sunday lunches, for my lunchtime customers. Give a woman a break. 😁 | |||
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁 Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁 In that case I look forward to tasting your menu
Make sure you keep an eye out for me in your area.
Look forward to you grinding my beans soon
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁 Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁 In that case I look forward to tasting your menu
Make sure you keep an eye out for me in your area.
Look forward to you grinding my beans soon
I'll try and find the right kind of satisfying pressure for your beans ....
Can't wait to taste the result "I'll make sure to save you a prime spot. | |||
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁 Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁 In that case I look forward to tasting your menu
Make sure you keep an eye out for me in your area.
Look forward to you grinding my beans soon
I'll try and find the right kind of satisfying pressure for your beans ....
Can't wait to taste the result
I'll make sure to save you a prime spot. "No need - I don't mind going round the back | |||
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"Bloody he'll. The last time I heard of the fab cafe was about 10 or 22 years ago when I was on here under a different username. Find memories. Talking the night away. Is the cafe under different ownership these days? 😁 Ah yes, I'm a pop up establishment. I tend to pop up when you least expect me. 😁 In that case I look forward to tasting your menu
Make sure you keep an eye out for me in your area.
Look forward to you grinding my beans soon
I'll try and find the right kind of satisfying pressure for your beans ....
Can't wait to taste the result
I'll make sure to save you a prime spot.
No need - I don't mind going round the back"I'd rather you didn't. 🤣 | |||
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