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By *sWyld OP Woman 13 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
Currently I'm not prancing about in lingerie, not bent over a balcony and sadly not on a glorious beach in the sun.
The reality .. I'm in spotty blue pj's, scrolling vinted and ignoring my messages.
What is your fab vs reality? |
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I’m not currently in a towel, my cock isn’t rock hard and I’m not overly fussed about meeting… I’m doing lunches for the kids, settling them after a morning of sports and making sure homework’s done and wondering if I’ll get a chance to sort the garden out… |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Fab: smooth, reclining in my sexiest basque in a dark, candlelit boudoir, or showing off my legs and highest heels.
Really? Right now I'm in jeans, t-shirt and boots, I have a 2 month old beard and I'm about to go to the shops to buy a few things to cook brunch before doing some gardening.
Sexyyyyyyy...  |
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I woke up to a very sexy message from a lover and then received an even sexier and very teasing video. I reciprocated of course.
Was feeling frisky so I took a photo to put on fab
Then I had a delicious full body orgasm.
All before my kids woke up and I had to cook breakfast, cook a stew, fold laundry and get the youngest ready for a play date.
Fab life. |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 13 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"I’m not currently in a towel, my cock isn’t rock hard and I’m not overly fussed about meeting… I’m doing lunches for the kids, settling them after a morning of sports and making sure homework’s done and wondering if I’ll get a chance to sort the garden out… "
Standard Sunday right there |
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So nothing like my fab portrayal at the moment..
Several days face stubble, several weeks since my legs were shaved!
Thick socks, steel toe caps and dirty boiler suit, outside cutting up some scrap metal in between rain showers. |
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By *tr8MrEMan 13 weeks ago
somewhere near Sheffield |
I am roaming the halls of my mansion naked whilst being served champagne by dark dusky maidens.
As if
I'm sat at my PC playing Fallout 4 Storywealth Edition in jeans and tee, trying to decide if it's worth going to Starbucks and finish chores whilst being endlessly shouted at by a gobby moggy |
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By *sWyld OP Woman 13 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"Fab: smooth, reclining in my sexiest basque in a dark, candlelit boudoir, or showing off my legs and highest heels.
Really? Right now I'm in jeans, t-shirt and boots, I have a 2 month old beard and I'm about to go to the shops to buy a few things to cook brunch before doing some gardening.
Sexyyyyyyy... "
Ooo what's for brunch?
Heels are overrated |
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Sports kit on from doing kids rugby training, running around after kids that seem to leave mess everywhere and need to get some of the ironing done - wishing I was 30 something again and heading for an all day session that finishes with a sexy night with a gorgeous stranger …..  |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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Not currently wearing lingerie and fishnets, or sitting on a chair putting on a show for my fwb...
I'm wearing cargo trousers, a fleece and walking boots, armed with a trowel and a carrier bag and psyching myself up to deal with all the cat poo in the raspberry bed |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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Was woken up by a friend via my lovense with filthy voice notes before they went to work.
Up now though and gearing myself up with coffee to go to the gym and to do the food shop. |
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"Not currently wearing lingerie and fishnets, or sitting on a chair putting on a show for my fwb...
I'm wearing cargo trousers, a fleece and walking boots, armed with a trowel and a carrier bag and psyching myself up to deal with all the cat poo in the raspberry bed "
So basically living your best life? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 13 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Fab: smooth, reclining in my sexiest basque in a dark, candlelit boudoir, or showing off my legs and highest heels.
Really? Right now I'm in jeans, t-shirt and boots, I have a 2 month old beard and I'm about to go to the shops to buy a few things to cook brunch before doing some gardening.
Sexyyyyyyy...
Ooo what's for brunch?
Heels are overrated "
For walking in, yes. For turning guys on, very useful 😜
I'm making thick pancakes, bacon and maple syrup.
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By *sWyld OP Woman 13 weeks ago
Edinburgh |
"Was woken up by a friend via my lovense with filthy voice notes before they went to work.
Up now though and gearing myself up with coffee to go to the gym and to do the food shop. "
I feel like I need one of these in my life . The lovesense and a filthy voice noting friend to use it ! |
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Finally had a shower after playing with my daughter all morning. She is demanding and bossy! Jeans,sweatshirt, tighty whities ( as always 😉). Early lunch and play centre this afternoon, she has too much energy! |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"Was woken up by a friend via my lovense with filthy voice notes before they went to work.
Up now though and gearing myself up with coffee to go to the gym and to do the food shop.
I feel like I need one of these in my life . The lovesense and a filthy voice noting friend to use it !"
One million percent recommend! It's alot of fun whether at home or out and about. The friend does help alot with that though it wouldn't be the same otherwise. |
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Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔
I’m tired now I need a nap. |
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"Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔
I’m tired now I need a nap. "
I’d happily read you a bed time story … |
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I'm not generally in monochrome with a splash of colour placed somewhere.
I'm currently sat in an airport looking rather sophisticated in technicolour whilst people around me make me look and feel much better too 😂 |
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I am currently in yoga scruffs feeling grumpy because tween boy used the last of the milk last night and didn't say. So I've got back from yoga and can't have milk in my coffee. If I'd known I could've picked some up on my way back. 🙄 |
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My reality is totally different from fab, I think people can forget we don't walk around/sit around in lingerie all day horny waiting for that special cock - nope I'm in my comfies, enjoying the quiet life with zero interest in anything other than my family time, now and then when the feelings are right, we'll enjoy a bit of fab, but fab is just a little tiny snippet of our reality, it's far from a lifestyle, we don't search people out or even seek anyone.
Don't get me wrong we've met some amazing people (of course 😉), made some great friends & had some amazing experiences, but fab isn't that high on our priorities & that's the way I like it.
I'll get back to my sexy black floor length oodie and mocha and continue my scrolling 😂
Mrs |
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"Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔 I’m tired now I need a nap. "
I vote for Glasgow. Just sayin’. |
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After a terrible nights' sleep and waking up a hormonal mess... I'm sat in bed, granny-knickers on, bra off, and a t-shirt that says "NOPE. Not today." (Very apt.) While I eat Doritos and watch a poly podcast.
Happy Sunday!  |
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By *a LunaWoman 13 weeks ago
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"Sat in my pyjamas, drinking coffee and flicking between here, googling St Patrick and his Welsh routes, and deciding whether to relocate myself to Glasgow or Birmingham. 🤔
I’m tired now I need a nap. "
Glasgow. Scottish men are 🔥 |
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By *eliWoman 13 weeks ago
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I'm not bent over in cute knickers. Alas.
The reality is I'm currently sporting a cardi/vest top/pyjama shorts and a fetching face mask whilst I take a break from Spring cleaning. I prefer the fantasy. |
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By (user no longer on site) 13 weeks ago
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"Doing a tip run. Peak vanilla, but who doesn't love a tip run!"
We done all that stuff yesterday Mrs loves when we get lots of that kinda stuff done and I love it because I can relax for the next 6 months 😂 |
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By *teff_RedTV/TS 13 weeks ago
Greenhouse or Attic |
"Currently I'm not prancing about in lingerie, not bent over a balcony and sadly not on a glorious beach in the sun.
The reality .. I'm in spotty blue pj's, scrolling vinted and ignoring my messages.
What is your fab vs reality?"
Not in lingerie, not shaved, not dressed feminine, so basically a hairy arsed man on a Sunday chilling on the settee😂 |
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Clearing out the garage into Tesco crates in the hope of being able to find stuff when required. In my dog walking jacket, luminous beany jogging bottoms and work boots that the sole is becoming detached, much like my interest in doing the job in hand hence distracted on fab forums |
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"I'm not gagging for a huge penis down my throat.
I'm gagging for a fat roast followed by apple pie and custard.
I won't get either for a long time  "
I have three out of the four things mentioned and available here  |
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"Currently I'm not prancing about in lingerie, not bent over a balcony and sadly not on a glorious beach in the sun.
The reality .. I'm in spotty blue pj's, scrolling vinted and ignoring my messages.
What is your fab vs reality?"
FAB - I'd be walking around BFs house wearing his shirt, crotchless lacy bodysuit, holdup stockings & high heels
Reality - I'm in black leggings, black hoodie, slippers, under a blanket on the couch, watching the Cup Final with Hubby
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Fab, I would be posed in a white shirt, rolled sleeves with ripped forearms and sensual hands, with the hat perched rakishly on my head, looking at you with eyes that say: ‘I want to fuck you roughly against a wall.’
Reality, slouched on the sofa in Costa, with a laptop on my knees, glasses perched on my head instead of a hat, trying to finish some writing before meeting my mum and dad for a cuppa. |
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Oh the fab me (Mrs) and the reality me are two different creatures! But I do always wear lingerie regardless of whatever leggings, sweatshirt and messing mum bun I'm sporting for the day, so that counts for something right? |
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