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By *edSirenWoman 19 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?"
Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
Not sure that’s a good thing though. I did also accidentally melt half my toy collection once with overuse of it 😳🙈😅 |
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"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?
Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
Not sure that’s a good thing though. I did also accidentally melt half my toy collection once with overuse of it 😳🙈😅"
MELTED your toy! 😱
I dread to think of the condition of a guys cock after you've had your fun 😬 |
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By *edSirenWoman 19 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?
Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
Not sure that’s a good thing though. I did also accidentally melt half my toy collection once with overuse of it 😳🙈😅
MELTED your toy! 😱
I dread to think of the condition of a guys cock after you've had your fun 😬"
Yeahhhhh… was a heartbreaking discovery really. Had to chuck most of it out. How my vagina didn’t suffer 3rd degree burns when it literally sank through the silicone toys I will never know 😅
😅 haven’t melted any of those yet! But had quite a few encounters where we’ve both barely survived😁 |
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By *orny PTMan 19 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?
Nope I have a plug in wand .. no problem then "
Have you seen how much it costs per orgasm? |
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By *orny PTMan 19 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?
Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
Not sure that’s a good thing though. I did also accidentally melt half my toy collection once with overuse of it 😳🙈😅
MELTED your toy! 😱
I dread to think of the condition of a guys cock after you've had your fun 😬
Yeahhhhh… was a heartbreaking discovery really. Had to chuck most of it out. How my vagina didn’t suffer 3rd degree burns when it literally sank through the silicone toys I will never know 😅
😅 haven’t melted any of those yet! But had quite a few encounters where we’ve both barely survived😁"
Bizzzare ER, neeeds to make a cum back! |
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"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?
Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
Not sure that’s a good thing though. I did also accidentally melt half my toy collection once with overuse of it 😳🙈😅
MELTED your toy! 😱
I dread to think of the condition of a guys cock after you've had your fun 😬
Yeahhhhh… was a heartbreaking discovery really. Had to chuck most of it out. How my vagina didn’t suffer 3rd degree burns when it literally sank through the silicone toys I will never know 😅
😅 haven’t melted any of those yet! But had quite a few encounters where we’ve both barely survived😁"
I think it's a chemical reaction between some different toy materials that causes the melting |
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By *elloWoman 19 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?"
Urgh I hate it when this happens, the feeling of frustration as the vibrations start to peter out as you're trying to get to completion before it dies. 
The worst is when it runs out so you grab a back up and find that you've not charged that one as well aaarrrggghhhh I need to employ someone as a sex toy charge checker |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?
Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
Not sure that’s a good thing though. I did also accidentally melt half my toy collection once with overuse of it 😳🙈😅
MELTED your toy! 😱
I dread to think of the condition of a guys cock after you've had your fun 😬
Yeahhhhh… was a heartbreaking discovery really. Had to chuck most of it out. How my vagina didn’t suffer 3rd degree burns when it literally sank through the silicone toys I will never know 😅
😅 haven’t melted any of those yet! But had quite a few encounters where we’ve both barely survived😁"
You certainly make it sound intriguing though 😂
Like "she looks like someone who would leave me needing a blood transfusion, and a wheelchair with a donut for my balls" 🤣 |
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"Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
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Does changing to the backup threaten to lose some of the momentum? 
I guess it’s still quicker than dashing out to Tescos for a pack of Energiser AAs  |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Technically speaking it’s a vibrator not a dildo.
But in the same way that escalators become stairs when they stop
A vibrator becomes a dildo…"
All vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators  |
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By *orny PTMan 19 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Technically speaking it’s a vibrator not a dildo.
But in the same way that escalators become stairs when they stop
A vibrator becomes a dildo…
All vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators "
Nice bit of philosophy
Nice bit of fill up Sophie |
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"Technically speaking it’s a vibrator not a dildo.
But in the same way that escalators become stairs when they stop
A vibrator becomes a dildo…
All vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators
Nice bit of philosophy
Nice bit of fill up Sophie"
Phil or Sophie? 😄 |
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"My wand is plug in so as long as there is not a power cut I am fine, but my favourite toys are men if one of them runs out of power then I just get a new one in and carry on. "
Pity the women right now in the Heathrow area  |
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"Has your mingemasher3000 ever run out of steam just as you’re about to have a volcanic organism, ruining the wank, your day and life in general?
Yes. It’s why my back up is battery operated and I always have a massive supply of batteries 😁
Sounds like you need one with an outboard motor and fitted with a long range fuel tank.
Not sure that’s a good thing though. I did also accidentally melt half my toy collection once with overuse of it 😳🙈😅"
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"My wand is plug in so as long as there is not a power cut I am fine, but my favourite toys are men if one of them runs out of power then I just get a new one in and carry on. "
My favourite woman, and boy does she wear me out. |
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"My wand is plug in so as long as there is not a power cut I am fine, but my favourite toys are men if one of them runs out of power then I just get a new one in and carry on.
Pity the women right now in the Heathrow area "
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By *batMan 19 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
". How my vagina didn’t suffer 3rd degree burns when it literally sank through the silicone toys I will never know "
Many years ago an ex GF started playing with a vibe, and whilst it was inside her, then the battery leaked!
No lasting injury but boy was she sore for a few days!!!
Gbat |
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By *orny PTMan 19 weeks ago
Peterborough |
"Technically speaking it’s a vibrator not a dildo.
But in the same way that escalators become stairs when they stop
A vibrator becomes a dildo…
All vibrators are dildos, but not all dildos are vibrators
Nice bit of philosophy
Nice bit of fill up Sophie
Phil or Sophie? 😄"
Phill up Sophie, now that's a great sexploitation film from the seventies |
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