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I'm leaving my tongue to Love Honey when I die
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By *elloWoman 11 weeks ago
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That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work "
Would would you do if it dried out after adding postage payment to so many letters?  |
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work "
Very.. enterprising |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work "
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By *elloWoman 11 weeks ago
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work
Would would you do if it dried out after adding postage payment to so many letters? "
 Hmmmm probably have to keep your tongue somewhere dark and moist  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Happy for ladys to use mine"
The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions:
* Can you do a pess-up on it
* Can you do a windmill with it
* Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"That would be handy, I'd put your tongue to great use, I'd use it to lick and seal the stamps and envelopes for the fan letters I sent to all the star trek actors , save my tongue a lot of work
Would would you do if it dried out after adding postage payment to so many letters?
Hmmmm probably have to keep your tongue somewhere dark and moist "
You have an old ink jar? Question is. Where the quill gone? |
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"Happy for ladys to use mine
The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions:
* Can you do a pess-up on it
* Can you do a windmill with it
* Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth
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Don't forget to lick out all the goo from a cream egg lol  |
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By *elloWoman 11 weeks ago
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"Happy for ladys to use mine
The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions:
* Can you do a pess-up on it"
nope
"* Can you do a windmill with it? "
nope
"* Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth "
. Dropped toothpaste doesn't reach the belly, my tits catch toothpaste as well as crumbs
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"Happy for ladys to use mine
The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions:
* Can you do a pess-up on it
* Can you do a windmill with it
* Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth
Don't forget to lick out all the goo from a cream egg lol "
You should have lead with that! That's the secret last question. If you tick 'yes' to that one...... You'll be collected immediately by a swat team of scantily clad bra busters and strapped to the testing table. (Good luck mate) All you're going to see for the next 12hrs is pussy and bumholes. |
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By *elloWoman 11 weeks ago
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark.
Luckily next door has a cat.."
I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be hacking up hair all night , maybe a mole would be better aren't they bald,? Guys you should be offering to lick our moles for hours, oh wait moles are variations of warts maybe that's not a good idea.
What else is bald a vultures head is bald isn't it, so it would be 'hey babe I want to lick your vulture for hours' |
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By (user no longer on site) 11 weeks ago
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark.
Luckily next door has a cat..
I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be hacking up hair all night , maybe a mole would be better aren't they bald,? Guys you should be offering to lick our moles for hours, oh wait moles are variations of warts maybe that's not a good idea.
What else is bald a vultures head is bald isn't it, so it would be 'hey babe I want to lick your vulture for hours' "
So if you were sapiosexual would that mean you have a culture vulture? |
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By *orny PTMan 11 weeks ago
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark.
Luckily next door has a cat..
I wouldn't recommend it, you'll be hacking up hair all night , maybe a mole would be better aren't they bald,? Guys you should be offering to lick our moles for hours, oh wait moles are variations of warts maybe that's not a good idea.
What else is bald a vultures head is bald isn't it, so it would be 'hey babe I want to lick your vulture for hours' "
Moleskin is black and velvety. Naked more rats look like agrower on a very, very cold day. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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I've just re-read Love Honey's T&C. .... No moles or any other animals permitted. Only Pussy (wet ones, that make a satisfying soft squishy sound when they part open. |
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"Happy for ladys to use mine
The testing criteria is strict to say the least. These are the first three questions:
* Can you do a pess-up on it
* Can you do a windmill with it
* Can you lick off any fallen toothpaste on you belly button when brushing your teeth
Don't forget to lick out all the goo from a cream egg lol
You should have lead with that! That's the secret last question. If you tick 'yes' to that one...... You'll be collected immediately by a swat team of scantily clad bra busters and strapped to the testing table. (Good luck mate) All you're going to see for the next 12hrs is pussy and bumholes. "
Well a man's gotta do what a guys gotta do! |
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By *elloWoman 11 weeks ago
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"I've just re-read Love Honey's T&C. .... No moles or any other animals permitted. Only Pussy (wet ones, that make a satisfying soft squishy sound when they part open. "
They sell rabbits and fox tails , cats ears , but not moles, moleists !!!, |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I gotta try this oussy licking lark.
Luckily next door has a cat..
Hope it's got nine lives!
Time of its life x 9.
Exhausting "
Poor Kitty. You have 9"? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I've just re-read Love Honey's T&C. .... No moles or any other animals permitted. Only Pussy (wet ones, that make a satisfying soft squishy sound when they part open.
They sell rabbits and fox tails , cats ears , but not moles, moleists !!!, "
They're not anything'ist. Just most specific on the details for their test subjects. (I only just passed mustard myself, on account of my length. (I passed the licking a Mr whippy off my nose last August). It was a hot day too. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 11 weeks ago
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"I only just passed mustard
Did it burn? When you passed the mustard? I'm sure there's some cream you can apply to ease the sting "
I was fine, thanks for asking. (Bit of bonjela) Works everytime. |
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