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By *lowupdollTV/TS 18 weeks ago
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"I brought a lamp from eBay and wanted to return it. I misunderstood the intention when they said to shove it up my ass.
Did it get returned in the end ? "
Either it’s that or I get a longer extension cable. I want my freedom. |
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"After being complimented on my user name, created after being told I should insure my tongue...
How did you come up with your user name?"
It made us smile.
It still does.
It also opened the door to hundreds of "original" Good Life punned messages.
J |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 18 weeks ago
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"After being complimented on my user name, created after being told I should insure my tongue...
How did you come up with your user name?
It made us smile.
It still does.
It also opened the door to hundreds of "original" Good Life punned messages.
J"
Love it
Nice gallery too! |
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I had just deleted my previous profile that I hadn't logged into for over a year and wanted a complete reset.
Reality bites was used in the very last paragraph of a book I was reading at the time and I thought it was very apt. |
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Hmmm....well ~ I haven't got a face like a newt. But I do like newts; lovely little things.
Anyway; a lot of my regular user names were already in use, so just messin' around I came up with this one. |
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By (user no longer on site) 18 weeks ago
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I'm looking for my Joyce Davenport proper sugar momma that can wisk me of to exotic locations at a whim... 
I got a stewards badge and flashlight if it helps  |
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