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By (user no longer on site) OP 19 weeks ago

Are you a loan? Because you’ve piqued my interest.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 19 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven

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By *parkle1974Woman 19 weeks ago

Leeds

You should sell hotdogs because you know how to make a weiner stand!

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Do you wash your clothes with Windolene? Because I can see myself in your pants.

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By *oughmanMan 19 weeks ago

Sunderland

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got fine written all over you.

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By *cLovin2Man 19 weeks ago

London

"You should sell hotdogs because you know how to make a weiner stand! "

that guy had to be a yank.

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby

Did you sit on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing

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By *bitofaslutWoman 19 weeks ago

Cannock

Lick finger, touch person with it "let's get you out of those wet clothes"

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By *ude LawMan 19 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Did you sit on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing"

Did you sit on an F11 key? Because that ass toggles between fullscreen mode on all modern internet browsers.

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby

Are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my dick's Dublin.

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By *oeBeansMan 19 weeks ago

Derby

"Did you sit on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing

Did you sit on an F11 key? Because that ass toggles between fullscreen mode on all modern internet browsers."

Did you sit on an F12 key? Because I want to inspect every element of you.

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

What speaks French, has two thumbs and likes blow jobs?

👍🏻

Moi.

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By *urvyLady4BlackMenWoman 19 weeks ago

Norwich

"You should sell hotdogs because you know how to make a weiner stand! "

Haha 🤣🤣😂

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By *ude LawMan 19 weeks ago

Harrogate

"Did you sit on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing

Did you sit on an F11 key? Because that ass toggles between fullscreen mode on all modern internet browsers.

Did you sit on an F12 key? Because I want to inspect every element of you."

You old flirt 🤗

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By *orkshirelad999999Man 19 weeks ago

washington

Grab thi coat thas pulled!

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By *luebell888Woman 19 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Have you sat in sugar cos that arse sure looks sweet.

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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago

Show me your tits and I'll show you my tattoos.. ya know, tit for tat 😏

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman 19 weeks ago

honeysuckle lane

"Are you from Ireland? Because when I see you, my dick's Dublin."

very good

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By *lackmamba2004Man 19 weeks ago

London

Do you like maths? Oh because we can add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we don’t multiply😏

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