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"Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises. "
and the females have two vaginas. They direct the ducks they don't fancy into the dud one.
The reason drakes penis is helical is because they copulate by uninvitedly and it's harder to pull off a corkscrew cock.
Rapist bastards |
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"There is also a fabled 10th species.. 'care'
You forgot about the 11th "thread"
And 12th….. gummy"
Why has no-one remembered the most important one. There is a plethora on fab everyday for all to see.
The. Bear BUM.  |
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Jonathan Spector's (ex manchester united, West Ham and Birmingham fottoballer) grandfather, Art Spector, was an NBA basketball player and the first player to be signed by the Boston Celtics in 1946, which led to him becoming known as the "Original Celtic" |
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"Running at a black bear to try and intimidate it will lead to being ripped apart, it’s not backing down"
Similar thing, if you cover yourself in the piss of a juvenile bear to mask your human scent and walk into bear country you will probably just stink of bear piss until you get ripped apart. |
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By *elloWoman 5 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
There are currently over 500 varieties of carrot in the world.
They were originally purple or yellow. Thanks to centuries of breeding, the orange colour has become dominant.
I hate the taste of carrots |
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"If it's brown, lie down
If it's black, fight back
If it's white, goodnight
Same outcome every time mind"
I beg to differ. Leonardo Di Caprio only got bummed and went on to live a bit in the Revenant using
If it's a grizzly
Look hot and sizzly |
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"If it's brown, lie down
If it's black, fight back
If it's white, goodnight
Same outcome every time mind
I beg to differ. Leonardo Di Caprio only got bummed and went on to live a bit in the Revenant using
If it's a grizzly
Look hot and sizzly"
Ah of course, how could I forget a bare behind is a bears kryptonite |
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Ken Barlow & Mike Baldwin once got high off KET, stole a tour bus & drove through a McDonalds drive-thru at 2 in the morning in Doncaster laughing like teenagers. The papers didn't report it at the time due out of respect to Ken. Best Corrie story I've ever heard. |
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" The papers didn't report it at the time due out of respect to Ken. "
The papers didn't have much respect for Ken Barlow/William Roach when they nicknamed him cockroach for his predatory behaviour |
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By *agic.MMan 5 weeks ago
Orpington |
Female lions when in heat have sex up to 12 times a day and if their male partners can't continue the lioness bites their testicles to stimulate them 😐... this must be why so many women call themselves "lioness" |
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"Female lions when in heat have sex up to 12 times a day and if their male partners can't continue the lioness bites their testicles to stimulate them 😐... this must be why so many women call themselves "lioness""
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"Female lions when in heat have sex up to 12 times a day and if their male partners can't continue the lioness bites their testicles to stimulate them 😐... this must be why so many women call themselves "lioness""
On a similar note - I only just learned that a female cat can have a single litter of kittens to multiple fathers |
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"Ducks have corkscrew-shaped penises. and the females have two vaginas. They direct the ducks they don't fancy into the dud one.
The reason drakes penis is helical is because they copulate by uninvitedly and it's harder to pull off a corkscrew cock.
Rapist bastards"
The drakes also drown the females in the process sometimes |
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