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Knowing exactly what time it will be when I get out of the shower. And not because I always shower for the same length of time.
Oh, and spotting signs in airports and train stations so you know which way to go without having to stop and look around, thus causing an obstruction.
I’m a catch 👌
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My brains analytical and problem solving skills capabilities.
There is also my intuition which is extremely powerful. Means I can see right through someone's mask whether it's seeing them in person or even reading what they wrote through text. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What about you, OP? X"
Attention to detail in pictures.
When others are focusing on the tits, I'm noticing the wonky picture frames in the background.
I'd rather the navigation kebab,though. That sounds very useful. |
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"What about you, OP? X
Attention to detail in pictures.
When others are focusing on the tits, I'm noticing the wonky picture frames in the background."
Ooh I have that superpower too! I'll be going through a profile and I'll be, like, ooh I've got those boots, that rug, I know where she got that teddy.... |
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Not much of a super power but I'm great at being a knobhead (a loveable one I hope but at times it's probably annoying).
My head's constantly full of dad jokes, puns and stupid comments galore.
Let's spin it positively and say it's a super power because I can diffuse tense situations and brighten peoples days (even though it doesn't always work 😬) |
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"Looking like I work in whatever shop I happen to be in…always being asked where something is or if I can I get something from the shelf ha"
Me too, Halfords, various clothes stores, Brent Cross information and mistaken for a lifeguard.
Funniest one mistaken for topless sunbather and four pairs of female beach goers took their tops off behind me thinking it was ok on Bournemouth beach.
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By *olo180Man
over a year ago
Blackpool |
"Looking like I work in whatever shop I happen to be in…always being asked where something is or if I can I get something from the shelf ha
Me too, Halfords, various clothes stores, Brent Cross information and mistaken for a lifeguard.
Funniest one mistaken for topless sunbather and four pairs of female beach goers took their tops off behind me thinking it was ok on Bournemouth beach.
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Haha…
Surely it’s ok on Bournemouth beach?
Saw my first pair of strangers boobies on that beach when I was a kid haha |
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"Looking like I work in whatever shop I happen to be in…always being asked where something is or if I can I get something from the shelf ha
Me too, Halfords, various clothes stores, Brent Cross information and mistaken for a lifeguard.
Funniest one mistaken for topless sunbather and four pairs of female beach goers took their tops off behind me thinking it was ok on Bournemouth beach.
Haha…
Surely it’s ok on Bournemouth beach?
Saw my first pair of strangers boobies on that beach when I was a kid haha "
Technically it isn't OK but they turn a ......blind eye. Studland's is....reserved for the nudey stuff. Lol. |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago
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Looking like a hardened criminal.
Every time we went into a nice shop, the security guard would follow us around. My wife said it never happened to her on her own. An acquaintance once asked me where he could buy drugs, because I looked like I'd know. Someone told my wife she must feel very safe out with me because I looked too scary for anyone to bother us. Several people we knew were astounded I was so good with our daughter because "you just look too scary to be a good dad".
Yeah, there's a trend here... 😐 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Being remembered from my time as a barman in the early 90s, saved me from a sound kicking once and I'm continually bemused at people talking to me at gigs etc who know me but I've no clue who they are, I was very, very d*unk most of the time back then |
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"I can make a Revels share bag disappear in front of your eyes."
If you can spit them back out of there get yourself to Thailand madam.
Particularly if you put them in whilst in the bag and machine gunned them out individually 😉 |
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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago
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"I can make a Revels share bag disappear in front of your eyes.
If you can spit them back out of there get yourself to Thailand madam.
Particularly if you put them in whilst in the bag and machine gunned them out individually 😉"
Wash your mouth out, I don't waste Revels, spit them out indeed   |
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