So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
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"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
What’s got on your nerves this morning?"
People. Anyone and everyone. My personal space this morning has extended to the horizon. Anyone within that is too close to me today……and it’s only 0725hrs |
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"I have the most efficient coffee machine on the planet. Very reliable.
It's called a teaspoon. "
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth; There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends; it is only yourself." |
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"I have the most efficient coffee machine on the planet. Very reliable.
It's called a teaspoon.
Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth; There is no spoon. Then you'll see that it is not the spoon that bends; it is only yourself." "
When you want a coffee and only Zen coffee will do ......... Zen by Dai |
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By *avie65Man
over a year ago
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"My tumble dryer. It’s beeping and telling me to clean the filter. I clean that bloody filter everytime I use the sodding thing!! 😡"
If it’s a condensing dryer there could be another filter on the bottom of it. Mine is about 10 inches square. I clean it in the shower or with a hose outside after if used the hoover on it to get most of the dust off. |
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"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
What’s got on your nerves this morning?"
Never had that problem with Mellow Birds 🤓 |
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"My tumble dryer. It’s beeping and telling me to clean the filter. I clean that bloody filter everytime I use the sodding thing!! 😡"
Feel ur pain! Mine decides it wants to have one foot shorter than the others today so now it's bouncing around!! The noise is doing my head in......but I don't want to go out yet  |
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Mothers Day flowers
I've found two reasonably priced bunches of cream roses for Mums grave
Finding a pretty bunch to gift, that are sub £30 is proving taxing
They all seem to be rose heavy - I don't think roses are the hardiest of flowers to start with
Then retailers crush way too many bunches into the buckets, so they are asking £25+ for bunches of dig eared crushed flowers
I'm finishing my brew and then seeing if I can fare any better with an actual florist |
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"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
What’s got on your nerves this morning?"
I wonder if we have the same model - is yours a Jura? The worst is when you get the trifecta of annoyance: FILL BEANS then FILL WATER then EMPTY GROUNDS. Never had that combine with CLEAN MACHINE or DESCALE. That would be the sign of the apocalypse I think. |
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"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
What’s got on your nerves this morning?
I wonder if we have the same model - is yours a Jura? The worst is when you get the trifecta of annoyance: FILL BEANS then FILL WATER then EMPTY GROUNDS. Never had that combine with CLEAN MACHINE or DESCALE. That would be the sign of the apocalypse I think. "
My expensive twatting machine has stopped grinding beans 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 |
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"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
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Where I am we avoid that by having a water softener; hardest water in the country here, apparently.
Oh, and no coffee machine either. They were always too much of a faff. |
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"Pssst... Use filtered water for your coffee machine OP 😇"
We're in a soft water area. It never actually needs descaling, it's just on a timer of so many cycles. We still do it though just in case 🤣 |
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"Pssst... Use filtered water for your coffee machine OP 😇
We're in a soft water area. It never actually needs descaling, it's just on a timer of so many cycles. We still do it though just in case 🤣"
I have heard Manchester has some of the best tap water. I always use filtered water for my coffee kettle and haven't had to descale it yet! |
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"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
What’s got on your nerves this morning?"
Wouldn't instant coffee had solved this problem it's quicker |
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By *untogetherCouple
over a year ago
Malaga, Spain, Not in U. K. |
We were supposed to be attending our first swingers pool party today...we got sick in the beginning of the week. We have been holding out hope that is would go before today...no such luck. Now we sat at home sniffling and coughing, while receiving pics and video of party about to be in full swing  |
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"So this morning I got up switched on the coffee machine and the little diva says it wants descaling again - it seems like only yesterday it was done. Then, after it’s warmed up it tells me it’s not going to make coffee until the grounds have been emptied. All I wanted was a coffee!!
What’s got on your nerves this morning?
Wouldn't instant coffee had solved this problem it's quicker "
You don't deserve that username... |
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