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"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "
I do because I got really sick over Xmas & I've made it a mission to do so since then |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 20 weeks ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ?
I do because I got really sick over Xmas & I've made it a mission to do so since then"
Maybe it would be a better idea to wash them before having a pee, unless you have a really rancid cock of course? |
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By *ilbzMan 20 weeks ago
Swindon Wiltshire |
I do every time, but heres the thing, is it a pointless exercise? I am going go touch the door handle all the non hand washers have touched and get their pee all over my clean hands |
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"Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF 
Why do you do that ? Do you piss all over your hands ? "
But my hand has touched my cock, which touches a door handle and multiple other things and because I'm not an absolute reprobate |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 20 weeks ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"How long did you wait in the toilet to do your research? Because you might only be observing the builders after 6pm.  "
I didn’t really it was a trick. I wanna know why the guys here who say they do it, really do it ? I have a beautifully clean penis so I always make sure to wash my hands before touching it. |
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"How long did you wait in the toilet to do your research? Because you might only be observing the builders after 6pm.
I didn’t really it was a trick. I wanna know why the guys here who say they do it, really do it ? I have a beautifully clean penis so I always make sure to wash my hands before touching it."
I actually do. I also leave the public toilets in the best way I can to avoid touching the door the way those that don’t would have touched it. Weird I know!  |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 20 weeks ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"But my hand has touched my cock, which touches a door handle
Joe. Why is your cock touching a door handle?
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… and multiple other things
Okay, now I have so many questions.  "
We have something really bad on his cock? |
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"I do every time, but heres the thing, is it a pointless exercise? I am going go touch the door handle all the non hand washers have touched and get their pee all over my clean hands "
Not just pre! Amazing how many guys come put the cubicle and font wash (assuming they are in there for it's intended purpose!) |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 20 weeks ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"I'm not a man but a lot of people don't wash their hands are peeing. It's the door handles, flushes etc that harbour the germs not your body "
Exactly those hard surfaces have all kinds of baddies all over them, including the taps |
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How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that |
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"
This is how the zombie apocalypse starts |
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"
I’d be hoping to stick my cock down her throat think about that 😂 |
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"
I guess if you’re putting his cock in your mouth you’re kinda already on that particular road. |
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If it was one of those posh posh bar pubs where everybody did then you kind of followed the heard. If it was a pub pub with a ripped pool table, warm beer and white spirits then you were setting yourself up for a bar fight if you did. |
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that
I’d be hoping to stick my cock down her throat think about that 😂"
Fair point. Works both ways.
People are gross.
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By *agic.MMan 20 weeks ago
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"
There are clear indicators of a man's level of hygiene... cut and clean fingernails, non flaky or oily hair, nicely kept facial hair, no dry skin, white shiny teeth ... if a man has these in checked,I think it's safe to say he washes his hands after using the toilet |
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"I'm not a man but a lot of people don't wash their hands are peeing. It's the door handles, flushes etc that harbour the germs not your body "
Very optimistic of you. Judging from the stench in some men’s toilets, there’s definitely a lot of germs being harboured in some of those bodies. |
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I am guilty of washing my hands every time, but the guilt is because if there are paper towels I will keep them in my hands once they are dry and use them to open the bog(ging) door keeping my clean hands from touching the pee stained knob (from the door). Once the doors open I will chuck the paper towels at the bin, often with the accuracy of blindfolded dartist.
So it's me who chucks paper towels, or bog roll, on your pub toilet floor, namely because of all the mingers who have such wonderfully clean wants they don't feel theneed for such hygienic controls.
Although if your pub has the Dyson germ sprayers, I use my hanky to dry my hands and lob that on the floor. Luckily traditional paisley hankies are relatively cheap on Amazon (that's not an add, but fact). |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross."
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 20 weeks ago
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"
Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end 
How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ? |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."
YUCK. |
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"YUCK. "
Like Coyote said, people are gross.
But, like, not in a horrible way. Just that bodies are gross. Sex is messy. But bodies and sex are amazing too. You’ve got to be able to laugh about it. |
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By *edSirenWoman 20 weeks ago
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."
Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later. |
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that
Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end
How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ? "
Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂 |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."
It's reassuring to know that hat once you're down there nothing is stopping you. No matter what you see... |
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"YUCK.
Like Coyote said, people are gross.
But, like, not in a horrible way. Just that bodies are gross. Sex is messy. But bodies and sex are amazing too. You’ve got to be able to laugh about it."
I suppose when I stick my tongue in and around arseholes I can’t really judge anyone. 🙊 |
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that
Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end
How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?
Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"
I always dip mine in the bowl  |
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By *avie65Man 20 weeks ago
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that
Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end
How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?
Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"
Just carry hand gel and use the cubicle, problem solved. 😬 |
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"YUCK.
Like Coyote said, people are gross.
But, like, not in a horrible way. Just that bodies are gross. Sex is messy. But bodies and sex are amazing too. You’ve got to be able to laugh about it.
I suppose when I stick my tongue in and around arseholes I can’t really judge anyone. 🙊"
We all need hobbies. |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 20 weeks ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that
Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end
How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?
Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"
It’s quite normal in many countries but not Europe. They have a hose with a shower head by the toilet or a a push button shower on the urinal |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.
Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later. "
I've never seen that in films! It's usually the day after where they're late for work and just get dressed and go like it wouldn't be obvious they've had sex the night before 😂 |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.
Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later. "
Or if you’re being clever.. insist on hot steamy shower sex |
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By (user no longer on site) 20 weeks ago
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In all honesty washing before preparing food especially someone else’s and basic daily washing is most important there’s lots of daily situations that can spread germs if it worries you that much go back to sanitising a million times a day but that’s not for me it wasn’t good for my skin |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."
I always get really distracted when swingers clubs opt for cheap toilet paper with an even higher risk of disintegrating there.
Thank fuck for the wet wipe stash 💜 |
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that"
Extra flavour? 🤣🤣 |
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By *edSirenWoman 20 weeks ago
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.
Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later.
Or if you’re being clever.. insist on hot steamy shower sex"
If I’m in that red mist moment he (or she!) could be covered in piss and fuck knows what else and I’d still be going for it. My brain is off, my vagina has taken over, and she is a greedy, filthy deviant 😁😈 |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.
Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later.
Or if you’re being clever.. insist on hot steamy shower sex
If I’m in that red mist moment he (or she!) could be covered in piss and fuck knows what else and I’d still be going for it. My brain is off, my vagina has taken over, and she is a greedy, filthy deviant 😁😈"
My type of girl 😘 |
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"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed."
I always have wet wipes with me when at a club or meet |
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By *edSirenWoman 20 weeks ago
magic mountain |
"Fair point. Works both ways. People are gross.
Is this where I bring up the fact that sometimes after a date I’ll start going down on a woman and find little tiny bits of toilet paper stuck down there? Because, y’know. Real world problems and all that. At that point you can’t exactly put your clothes back on and say you’ve changed your mind. You’re kind of committed.
Along the same note… I always get confused in (usually) American films where they’re about to get jiggy, then the woman disappears to ‘prepare’ herself. Why??? That would 100% kill the vibe. If you’ve got that far, and you’re in the moment, just go for it. Heave later.
I've never seen that in films! It's usually the day after where they're late for work and just get dressed and go like it wouldn't be obvious they've had sex the night before 😂"
I’m going to guess you’ve probably not watched as many chick flicks as me 😅
BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣 |
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"Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF
Why do you do that ? Do you piss all over your hands ? "
But of an odd question given your Op ?
Personally absolutely every time yes because some men are ignorant pigs and one needs to look after oneself.. |
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"I’m going to guess you’ve probably not watched as many chick flicks as me 😅
BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣"
Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈 |
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"Well. I’d be happy to share myself between you both 😉😈"
Funny you should say that. We were just talking about how much fun that would be.
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(I did *not* expect a thread about getting piss on your hands to go this way, but I’m not complaining.) |
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"Well. I’d be happy to share myself between you both 😉😈
Funny you should say that. We were just talking about how much fun that would be.
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(I did *not* expect a thread about getting piss on your hands to go this way, but I’m not complaining.)"
Yes fucking please!! suddenly my weekend is a lot brighter.. a smoking hot redhead is what everyone needs in their lives.. and more specifically, their beds🥵🔥🔥🔥 |
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By *edSirenWoman 20 weeks ago
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"Well. I’d be happy to share myself between you both 😉😈
Funny you should say that. We were just talking about how much fun that would be.
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(I did *not* expect a thread about getting piss on your hands to go this way, but I’m not complaining.)
Yes fucking please!! suddenly my weekend is a lot brighter.. a smoking hot redhead is what everyone needs in their lives.. and more specifically, their beds🥵🔥🔥🔥"
😁 what I said in my above reply to Joe! sounds like a decent way to spend an evening 😈 |
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"BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣"
There *is* something fucking hot about that. Turning the walk of shame into a stride of pride. Walking through the city still being able to taste a lover on my lips.
I’ll always remember one time, I’d been seeing this girl who was a lawyer and we met up at her flat on our lunch break … as soon as we got inside the door she dropped to her knees, her back against the wall in the hallway, pulled me towards her by the hips and unbuckled my belt. She was sucking my cock within seconds. An hour or two later, middle of the afternoon, back at my office, I got a text from her. “I’m in a board meeting. I can still taste your cum on my tongue.”
🥵😍 |
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Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈
As always… happy to help make dreams come true 😁
Are your words making cheques your face can't cash? 😉
One way to find out 😉"
So erm... Fancy going out tonight? 😜 |
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By *edSirenWoman 20 weeks ago
magic mountain |
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Well there's a new fantasy added to the bucket list! 😈
As always… happy to help make dreams come true 😁
Are your words making cheques your face can't cash? 😉
One way to find out 😉
So erm... Fancy going out tonight? 😜"
😈😈 |
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"BUT there is something kinda sexy about not washing it off straight away. I had a fb once who jizzed all over my face. Wiped most of it away, but didn’t wash it off, then we went out for the night. We both liked the idea of us being out while I was still covered in him. Thankfully didn’t enter anywhere with UV lighting 🤣🤣
There *is* something fucking hot about that. Turning the walk of shame into a stride of pride. Walking through the city still being able to taste a lover on my lips.
I’ll always remember one time, I’d been seeing this girl who was a lawyer and we met up at her flat on our lunch break … as soon as we got inside the door she dropped to her knees, her back against the wall in the hallway, pulled me towards her by the hips and unbuckled my belt. She was sucking my cock within seconds. An hour or two later, middle of the afternoon, back at my office, I got a text from her. “I’m in a board meeting. I can still taste your cum on my tongue.”
🥵😍"
I mean.. we can totally re-enact this.. incase your memory fades?😇 |
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By *edSirenWoman 20 weeks ago
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There *is* something fucking hot about that. Turning the walk of shame into a stride of pride. Walking through the city still being able to taste a lover on my lips.
I’ll always remember one time, I’d been seeing this girl who was a lawyer and we met up at her flat on our lunch break … as soon as we got inside the door she dropped to her knees, her back against the wall in the hallway, pulled me towards her by the hips and unbuckled my belt. She was sucking my cock within seconds. An hour or two later, middle of the afternoon, back at my office, I got a text from her. “I’m in a board meeting. I can still taste your cum on my tongue.”
🥵😍"
Yep. Definitely something sexy about being ‘marked’ by a guy and carrying their scent/taste for a while 🥵 |
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Yes. Always. ✔️
I did a thread about this last year. It didn't get much traction which, for me, implied that not many men wash their hands after they've relieved themselves. At the very best they tend to frighten their precious hands with a few droplets of water before heading out, as opposed to doing the full ablutions.
I'm very 'pro men' on here, male solidarity, the negation of the male bashing and so forth. But not in this case: men are the despicable, downright disgustingly foul, abhorrent, filthy and grubby, obscene and motherless motherfuckers of society. And they should be ashamed of themselves. |
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By *renzMan 20 weeks ago
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Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm. If I go into a cubicle then yes, as I've probably touched the door, flushed etc. I push the room door open with my foot and try not to touch the handle. Occasionally I will have to on the way out, but then I've already gone past the sinks! |
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"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ?
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I do because I got really sick over Xmas & I've made it a mission to do so since then"
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I see, so if you hadn't got sick you would have continued to shake hands with your bishop and carried on regardless spreading your germs...? |
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"Yes. Always. ✔️
I did a thread about this last year. It didn't get much traction which, for me, implied that not many men wash their hands after they've relieved themselves. At the very best they tend to frighten their precious hands with a few droplets of water before heading out, as opposed to doing the full ablutions.
I'm very 'pro men' on here, male solidarity, the negation of the male bashing and so forth. But not in this case: men are the despicable, downright disgustingly foul, abhorrent, filthy and grubby, obscene and motherless motherfuckers of society. And they should be ashamed of themselves."
I can assure you Nero that my sanitising regime is of a standard consistent with that of a professional trauma scene cleaning service.
I leave no biological trace of any kind. |
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"Yes, always.
You know that guys that have and those that haven’t. The guys that have come out shaking their hands either because there are no hand towels or the dryer is broken. "
The dryers never dry your hands even when they are working unless it’s a Dyson |
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I remember an auld lad in work used to take his cock out at the urinal and pit his hands on his hips as he pissed and if you were unfortunate enough to be there he’d make conversation with you… was just odd…. Maybe it was a hygiene thing for him.. |
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Always wash my hands. Without fail. With soap from a dispenser. And if it's run out, I'll inform the pub staff.
I do side-eye to see which others wash their hands too, in case they are part of my party (and if they are and they haven't, I'll say, "John ? Hands!" and none of my friends have got the arseache. It's usually a sheepish "Ooops, silly me".
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If I get up in the night to use the ensuite, even in my half-awake stupor, I still wash my hands. It is THAT ingrained in me.
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And if friends use the loo at my home, I listen for the taps running (which they would turn on if washing their hands). If they don't and come back in to the room pretty sharpish, I feel a bit sick and avoid any hand contact with them.
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I also hate opening the door to exit the men's toilets, and use my cuff because ewww.
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It is a bugbear of mine.
I'm not germophobic, just germ aware, and was raised by one parent who was a clinician. |
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"I always wash my hands after using the toilet, and I'm that weird person you see pulling their jacket sleeve over their hand to hold the door handle with"
It's not just me then.
I've always been astounded at the number of guys who don't wash their hands after using the toilet.
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"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm."
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Wow. Just...wow.
Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified. |
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As others have said, my cock is immaculately clean and unless one is poorly piss is sterile.
Public toilets are far more likely to make me ill than my pecker!
I'm inclined to judge each bog on it's merits. |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "
Yes I do and always do. I find those that don't repulsive and even worse if they've had a sh*t!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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It's just common deceny surely?? You take a piss then wash your hands - unless you're caught short and utilising a layby at the side of the road.
I would say i guilty of overwashing my hands in general which is at odds with my penchant for rimming and watersports, but, you know, people pick and choose what laws they want to abide by in a similar way - I drive at 20 past a school, but I'm happy doing 95 on a motorway  |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Of course I do and I hate the absolute fuckers who don't. Men at the gym are are guilty of this and it's gross AF "
totally agree and then they touch all the weights.....but does it really matter if we suck pussy and cock anyway!!! |
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"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "
Yes and I cringe when I see people who don't |
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By *renzMan 19 weeks ago
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"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm.
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Wow. Just...wow.
Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified."
Tell me the difference then. Being vacuous and stupid I wouldn't know. Your more likely to transfer germs to your cock from your hands then the other way around.
Unless of course, your cock stinks and is full of puss. Mine isn't. |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit |
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By *renzMan 19 weeks ago
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"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "
A lot of virtue signalling! |
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"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "
Having obviously used a lot of toilets in pubs and other public places I'm sure you are right, but I can assure you I do. I'm not OCD but I do care enough about hygiene to wash my hands, in fact it annoys me if there's no soap/handwash and I have to use just water. Fortunately post covid a lot of places do have handgel so that's an option if the soap has gone. |
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How many of these non hand washers used to then dip their hands into the complimentary bowls of peanuts on bars? Dirty disgusting habit, I don't care how much you've had to drink, wash your chavvy hands ffs. |
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"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "
You can call it as much as you like, but for myself it's true. No matter how wrecked I have been, hands are always washed.
It's just an ingrained process due to an understanding of hygiene.
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"How many women have been on a date with a guy wheres he's gone to the toilet and then once the sex starts he's sticking his fingers down your throat...think about that
Or your sucking that cock before it’s been washed with dribbling pee at the end
How many men wash thier cock after having a pee ?
Never in my life seen a guy wash his cock in a public toilet 😂"
I wash my cock with wipes I keep in my handbag. Though I use women’s bathrooms so you would never see a cock randomly in wild .
Though the hygiene in many women’s restrooms is utterly abhorrent I have observed many times |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 19 weeks ago
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"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "
I know it’s like the men on here have super high standards of hygiene compared to average guys in pubs.
I would say I do about 80-90% of the time, definitely if I splashed my fingers while peeing but if I’m In grey or beige trousers or if there’s no hand dryers or a massive queue I might not. Then I got thinking about why and it actually makes no sense , there’s probably lore germs on your hands so you really should wash them before peeing if anything and definitely should wash your cock after |
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By *rHotNotts OP Man 19 weeks ago
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"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit
You can call it as much as you like, but for myself it's true. No matter how wrecked I have been, hands are always washed.
It's just an ingrained process due to an understanding of hygiene.
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Can you explain the understanding of hygiene for us ? There are germs on your cock the get onto your hands or something ? Or you pee on your hands while taking a pee ? |
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"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit "
I don't have OCD or any related medical conditions. I don't drink either so that never comes into the equation. I do it out of habit. It's ingrained. |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "
I wash my hands before and after. |
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"All the above is lies, , men do not religiously wash their hands after going for a pee unless they have OCD or some sort of medical/mental condition (I’m not knocking anyone here) your telling me you do this when d*unk, absolutely flat out knackered? I call bullshit
You can call it as much as you like, but for myself it's true. No matter how wrecked I have been, hands are always washed.
It's just an ingrained process due to an understanding of hygiene.
Can you explain the understanding of hygiene for us ? There are germs on your cock the get onto your hands or something ? Or you pee on your hands while taking a pee ? "
Oh I can explain that, hygiene is the preventative measures taken to stop the spreading of germs, now there are two ways of eradicating germs, heat or chemicals, practically you cannot apply heat to everything you need to be clean ie your penis, nor can you pour chemicals on it too, well you can but that’s not my kink, each to their own, that is the principle of hygiene in a nutshell.
The fact I have stated in my post about calling bullshit is exactly that, no man stating they wash their hands EVERY time they go for a pee is either lying or as stated an ocd or mental affliction to be clean. We have evolved to survive surrounded by germs etc and live a long time, although pee is not a natural disinfectant, it contains mostly water salt and ammonium salt, which does nothing for cute or burns but makes it sting even more |
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By (user no longer on site) 19 weeks ago
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"^^ it isn't about the germs and bacteria on you it's about the germs and bacteria on toilet door handles etc.
I don't know about men's toilets but women's public toilets are often vile. "
When I was working in a bar, the worst job at the end of the night was cleaning the women's toilets, they were disgusting, you'd nearly need a hazmat suit. |
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"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm.
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Wow. Just...wow.
Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified.
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Tell me the difference then. Being vacuous and stupid I wouldn't know. Your more likely to transfer germs to your cock from your hands then the other way around.
Unless of course, your cock stinks and is full of puss. Mine isn't. "
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I was going to answer this but there's no point: you can't reason with stupidity. |
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"^^ it isn't about the germs and bacteria on you it's about the germs and bacteria on toilet door handles etc.
I don't know about men's toilets but women's public toilets are often vile.
When I was working in a bar, the worst job at the end of the night was cleaning the women's toilets, they were disgusting, you'd nearly need a hazmat suit. "
I'm not surprised I genuinely prefer to dodge behind a bush than use public toilets |
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Always... what makes me laugh are the guys who just stick their hands under a tap without soap.
Worst thing about toilets is having to open the door when you leave.
A busy pub will always have a busy restroom, so it's great to time your exit when someone walks in
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"Do you wash your hands after you go for a pee in a pub? Because I’ve been observing and only about 50% of guys do and I was wondering if fab guys are not your average man ? "
My dick isn't dirty but yes I do although then immediately have to pull on the exit door which others have touched with unwashed hands.
Toilet doors should push open so you could use you elbow maybe. |
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By *renzMan 19 weeks ago
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"Honestly, rarely. I'm touching the skin of my cock, nothing else, which is no different to touching the skin on my arm.
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Wow. Just...wow.
Skin of cock = skin on arm?!? This is vacuous stupidity personified.
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Tell me the difference then. Being vacuous and stupid I wouldn't know. Your more likely to transfer germs to your cock from your hands then the other way around.
Unless of course, your cock stinks and is full of puss. Mine isn't.
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I was going to answer this but there's no point: you can't reason with stupidity."
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I wash my hands then open the door using my left hand little finger to reduce contamination.
It's not that your cock is particularly dirty, it's mainly because the zipper on your trousers might be. Because when you last had a poo you would have wiped your arse using your dominant hand then used the same hand to zip up. So traces of fecal matter can be left on the zipper.
Plus we use my hands for all kinds of things and there's nothing wrong with washing them whenever there're facilities for doing this. |
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"I wonder how many folk wash their hands after sneezing, or blowing their nose!
A far more dangerous activity I reckon. "
Good point. The number of times I've seen people sneeze into their hands and then carry on regardless - handling their shopping trolley in a supermarket leaving a sticky residue on the handles for the next user, picking up and inspecting fruit and then putting it down to pick a better looking one. Awful behaviour! |
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"I wash my hands then open the door using my left hand little finger to reduce contamination.
It's not that your cock is particularly dirty, it's mainly because the zipper on your trousers might be. Because when you last had a poo you would have wiped your arse using your dominant hand then used the same hand to zip up. So traces of fecal matter can be left on the zipper.
Plus we use my hands for all kinds of things and there's nothing wrong with washing them whenever there're facilities for doing this."
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This is a very pragmatic answer. 🩶(I use my little finger too)
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By *ackeyMan 19 weeks ago
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A true story. The late football manager Bobby Robson was manager at Ipswich at the time and the owners were having a Christmas party at the club in the toilets they were all having a piss. When they finished Bobby walked out without washing his hands the owners said Mr Robson where we come from we wash our hands after pissing.
Bobby replyed sir where we come from we dont piss on our hands. 😀 |
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I do, I also do on a construction site
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By *lex46TV/TS 19 weeks ago
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Sometimes I wash my hands after a pee and sometimes not. I’m not quite sure of the reason why I do or don’t.
I probably didn’t start washing hands after a pee until I was able 30, growing up in the seventies and eighties, not washing was normal. |
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To answer the ops question though. Always.