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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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To dig up a tree. I have started but now I just want to have a coffee and maybe a little nap.
What do you want doing for you?
None sex related please. This is not the place for that.
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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Hey OP! Happy Saturday.
I've been thinking about what I'd really like and I'd love for a man to sate my oral fixation right now. Perhaps not full on throat fucking, mascara running and choosing his cock over breathing but I'd be happy with cock worshipping.
Thank you for giving me a platform to share this. |
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I got a lad to drag a tree stump out with a rope and his van, after my spade snapped. Vowed my tree digging days to be over, so no can do.
I could use a new gate and a new bathroom, but I am feeling the itchy feet of a move on the horizon, so not sure there's much point.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hey OP! Happy Saturday.
I've been thinking about what I'd really like and I'd love for a man to sate my oral fixation right now. Perhaps not full on throat fucking, mascara running and choosing his cock over breathing but I'd be happy with cock worshipping.
Thank you for giving me a platform to share this."
Both digging the wood in your own ways.😊 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.  "
I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need someone to replace a bathroom and do some tailoring of clothes. Male or female. If you can do both then I’ll skip the coffee and supply you with wine instead… although that’s probably not the best way to get a job finished 🤣 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hey OP! Happy Saturday.
I've been thinking about what I'd really like and I'd love for a man to sate my oral fixation right now. Perhaps not full on throat fucking, mascara running and choosing his cock over breathing but I'd be happy with cock worshipping.
Thank you for giving me a platform to share this."
I stopped reading at oral fixation and I'm just gonna guess you want someone to narrate a good crime book whilst you nibble on cheese.
Very wholesome Meli. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need someone to groom my dog.
I've got the majority of her coat sorted but the toe beans are definitely a two man job 💜"
I think I ❤️ toe beans more than Joebeans. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm not digging up a tree, but happy to have a coffee with you while someone else does.
Bring cake please.
I'll bring an almond croissant, but that's the best I can do."
Oh I don't mind those, I might be out of coffee so if you can pick up an iced cinnamon bun latte on your way as well that'll be grand!
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Give me alcohol and hire a mini digger then you've got a deal.
Also, sign this piece of paper that indemnifies me from any other holes which may or may not be dug during my time operating said digger. After all, any hole's a goal 🤷🏽♂️ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We should normalise this. Is it because there are too many weirdos and chancers that we can't actually do this...
I mean how great would it be if we could offer a helping hand without expectations of sexual favours.
I really don't mind folding washing, ironing, gardening or the odd easy handy person job. X |
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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago
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"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.
I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though? "
Can women catch the man flu? 
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"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.
I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?
Can women catch the man flu?
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Yes of course, except we just get on with things  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you. |
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"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you."
If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘 |
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"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.
If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘"
Not fair, I offered cake first  |
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"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.
If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘
Not fair, I offered cake first "
Oh… I only read the most recent message. Cake road trip coming up! 🍰 |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.
If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘
Not fair, I offered cake first "
You don't have boobs though |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.
If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘"
Two people! Even better! |
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"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you.
If you provide the cake, we’ll both come and help 😘
Not fair, I offered cake first
You don't have boobs though"
Not to speak of, no  |
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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago
Lancs/North Wales |
"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.
I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?
Can women catch the man flu?
Yes of course, except we just get on with things "
It definitely can’t be the same flu then!  |
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"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.
I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?
Can women catch the man flu?
Yes of course, except we just get on with things
It definitely can’t be the same flu then! "
Orrrr you men exaggerate 🤣🤣 |
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By *rLothbrokMan
over a year ago
Lancs/North Wales |
"I could do with someone giving me a cuddle and looking after me, as I’m feeling poorly. Some soup would be lovely too.
I'm not a fan of germs so I'll pass, I can wing you over a cup a soup though?
Can women catch the man flu?
Yes of course, except we just get on with things
It definitely can’t be the same flu then!
Orrrr you men exaggerate 🤣🤣"
I don’t think any studies have confirmed this yet |
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"I need someone, gender irrelevant, to work alongside me as I decorate the living room, bathroom, bedroom, fix the leaky taps, and sort the garage roof. Just keep me on track.
I'll bake rhubarb crumble cake as a thank you."
If it's rhubarb, I'll be there, can I bring Peach? |
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Building anothed koi pond in the garden and extending the railway down to the bottom half of the garden if anyones particularly skilled feel free to join.
Or those just wanting to look at some fish and trains go around a garden |
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I came onto this thread as I heard the OP needed a good digging. Coyote I am most disappointed madame.
Myself I could do with someone at work telling me that I am fantastic at my job and they want to hire me as a permie. Yes I know I have low standards, but it's been a crap year |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just for you to take some pics as I do it to post here afterwards to look sexy. (Make sure to capture the one where I've removed my shirt and am thrusting my tool in) |
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"Building anothed koi pond in the garden and extending the railway down to the bottom half of the garden if anyones particularly skilled feel free to join.
Or those just wanting to look at some fish and trains go around a garden "
Give Mr May a 📞 |
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"Building anothed koi pond in the garden and extending the railway down to the bottom half of the garden if anyones particularly skilled feel free to join.
Or those just wanting to look at some fish and trains go around a garden
Give Mr May a 📞 "
He keeps ignoring my calls guessing he wasn't a fan of the biscuit selection I had |
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